Sam Hyde

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AS had no issue with Eric Andre showing multiple swastikas on his note cards on the Eric Andre show. I guess you just have to be half nigger half kike if you want to get away with that kind of thing.

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Nah he’s a kike, he wants the money, Jews will do almost anything for money, including sucking fat cock and bending over and taking it. You niggers like to pretend this faggot has a genuine moral compass.
Fuck people trying to make money guys if you want to run an entertainment company and people pay for your content that makes you a FAGGOT KIKE NIGGER right guys? Fuck ever making a profit. Just bitterly post for your hatred of a guy on the internet like a spurned lover.
 
Fuck people trying to make money guys if you want to run an entertainment company and people pay for your content that makes you a FAGGOT KIKE NIGGER right guys? Fuck ever making a profit. Just bitterly post for your hatred of a guy on the internet like a spurned lover.
I don’t even hate Sam, I just think he’s a fucking lolcow with an army of impressionable young fatherless gay men who will suck the shit out of his ass because he’s a living 4chan meme. Ralph & Sam got outed for being homosexual in the same fucking week, it’s been wild. Nothing is a coincidence.
 
Charl's rambling like a schizophrenic is not confirmation of anything. Ralph was outed by his own words.
Sam has not fucking denied it at all either, which you really think he would given he addressed the stream. Rumors about him being a faggot, the grindr/craigslist chat leaks from that tranny and that selfie of Sam’s that only the tranny had, they’ve been out there for years, I take Charls at his word here. All was needed was a personal confirmation, out of all the vindictive delusional shit that Charls offered I found that to be the most believable.
 
Never seen a shred of actual proof of that.

Him apologizing to charls so quickly did make me think Sam might actually be a fag though. Sam isn't the type of guy to apologize even if he's wrong, much less when he isn't like in this situation. Might be trying to prevent charls from proving what he said about Sam being a "faggot who fucks guys and lets guys fuck him."
I think Charls might just be a friend and Sam's doing it openly because Charls is destroying his life on stream.
 
I don’t even hate Sam, I just think he’s a fucking lolcow with an army of impressionable young fatherless gay men who will suck the shit out of his ass because he’s a living 4chan meme
The internet surrogate father thing around Sam is really fucking weird. Most people lookup to successful people but Sam was massively in debt, jobless and living with his mother into his early 30s. I believe he also lived out of a car at one point. It was only recently with his crypto success that he became wealthy enough to lease a workspace and hire people. If you're going to emulate anyone in MDE emulate Nick who's worked very hard his entire life and didn't have a trust fund like Sam did.
 
I think Jet would be magnitudes more tolerable if he didn't cackle like a chimp every time Nick or Sam make a joke. He laughs like the Jokah Baby. Every time I hear him screech with joy at Nick's Trump impression I want to plunge my thumbs into his eye sockets. Also, he laughs at his own jokes, which makes him look like a total cocksucking nerd. Profoundly bad habit.

Other than that I don't really have much of a problem with Jet. Someone's gotta shill so I'm not gonna shit on him for being obnoxious in that regard. Seriously though he needs to chill out and not ruin every joke made by his Internet daddies with his incessant hollering. Drives me fuckin NUTS.
 
The internet surrogate father thing around Sam is really fucking weird. Most people lookup to successful people but Sam was massively in debt, jobless and living with his mother into his early 30s. I believe he also lived out of a car at one point. It was only recently with his crypto success that he became wealthy enough to lease a workspace and hire people. If you're going to emulate anyone in MDE emulate Nick who's worked very hard his entire life and didn't have a trust fund like Sam did.
the whole trust fund shit doesnt make any sense when you remember sam was massively in debt, jobless, living with his mother into his early 30s, and lived out of his car at one point.
 
The internet surrogate father thing around Sam is really fucking weird. Most people lookup to successful people but Sam was massively in debt, jobless and living with his mother into his early 30s. I believe he also lived out of a car at one point. It was only recently with his crypto success that he became wealthy enough to lease a workspace and hire people. If you're going to emulate anyone in MDE emulate Nick who's worked very hard his entire life and didn't have a trust fund like Sam did.
Is there any proof Sam actually had a trust fund? If not i'm 99% sure the "trust fund" Charls referred to is Sam being smart and going into debt to buy GPUs and mine crypto and become a millionaire. Either way Charls is extremely bitter that he didn't do the same and that seemed like the biggest reason he hates Sam now other than Sam "blowing up the show" by not giving into kike demands in turn not allowing Charls to sell out to Hollyjew.

Edit: Sam's rich dad dying doesn't mean sam got a penny. He wasn't even allowed to attend his father's funeral. Maybe there's proof but his rich dad dying isn't proof and I'm not reading through 100+ pages to find out lol.
 
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technically thats an inheritance not a trust fund but w/e. did his dad actually die? never heard about that.
Please go back a reread at least some of the thread, Fred Hyde was a Yale doctor & lawyer who made millions by doing consultations on hospitals all over the US, not only that Hyde was also old money, Sam and his mother were drip fed a comfortable life after the divorce, but when he died his estate was split between Sam & his mother and the estranged step mother mentioned in his Jaihoo book.
 
Please go back a reread at least some of the thread, Fred Hyde was a Yale doctor & lawyer who made millions by doing consultations on hospitals all over the US, not only that Hyde was also old money, Sam and his mother were drip fed a comfortable life after the divorce, but when he died his estate was split between Sam & his mother and the estranged step mother mentioned in his Jaihoo book.
yeah i did, im not reading 140 pages you freak
 
So it takes at least 2 Rocheforts to nullify Jet's charisma vacuum.
Though I think Jet might be the least unfunny of them, for me it's the laker guy who sounds like he's always on shrooms or some shit, bic who is like a bad replacement for someone like chuck and the white trash wigger producer who is apparently failed 9th standard lol (don't know anything about Chris because he doesn't speak much). But these guys suck a lot more than Jet. Just wish MDE was always Sam, Nick, Chuck, Eric, Andrew and Joel. They had a perfect team.
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Though I think Jet might be the least unfunny of them, for me it's the laker guy who sounds like he's always on shrooms or some shit, bic who is like a bad replacement for someone like chuck and the white trash wigger producer who is apparently failed 9th standard lol (don't know anything about Chris because he doesn't speak much). But these guys suck a lot more than Jet. Just wish MDE was always Sam, Nick, Chuck, Eric, Andrew and Joel. They had a perfect team.
Imagine trying to replace Charls with a mumble rapping Ezra Miller.
 
Either way Charls is extremely bitter that he didn't do the same and that seemed like the biggest reason he hates Sam now other than Sam "blowing up the show" by not giving into kike demands in turn not allowing Charls to sell out to Hollyjew.
Too lazy to look it up, but I don't think Hyde's rejection by mainstream media was because of his stalwart, principled refusal to sell out, whatever 'selling out' might mean in the context of a comedy show. More like Hyde was found out when someone discovered he had donated $5000 to Andrew Anglin's legal defense fund. Hyde used his real name to make that donation, no doubt thinking people would think it was a goof, a play on that 'Sam Hyde is everywhere' trope that's now part of popular culture. Too clever by half, as they say. Hyde's little joke tanked his career.

I personally enjoy Sam Hyde's comedy. Hyde's hiring of an actress to play his fictional junkie girlfriend in iDubbbz' documentary was inspired, high-level stuff, bringing with it shades of Andy Kaufman and Norm MacDonald, And that's the tragedy of it. It wouldn't matter to anyone if Sam Hyde were a no-talent hack. Truth is he's a gifted performer. He's also his own worst enemy.
 
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