Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[GreenHell]

"Praise the Lord! It is official! Timothy has entered a God honoring courtship with Heidi Coverett! OG We are so blessed! I have spent many years, on my knees, BEGGING God to bring a godly mate into Timothy's life."

Jill hates Tim so much.

Only Jill not only puts herself as the subject of an announcement that she, directing God, has found her son her son has found a probable wife, but emphasizes how LONG it took and the weeping, gnashing, clothes-rending prostration before God it required of her to find him one. Not even a tactful, "my wonderful boy and his lovely intended," oh no; it's "I had to work so hard because not even God freely smiles on my loser failure of an eldest son." Public sideways humiliation of your child is not how good mothers do it, Jill.

Timmy's courtship failures are entirely Jill's fault. Her shitty parenting is the cause of his awkward, introverted, maladjusted behavior (all traits that are major deterrents for potential brood mares helpmeets and their parents); she ruined any possibility of him getting a real education, and with it any chance at getting a well-paid job or being a good provider (also major deterrents); and her vain, smothering, entitled, narcissistic personality has probably chased away numerous potential mates (excluding the case where she deliberately sabotaged an engagement).

The announcement isn't about Tim or Heidi; hell, it isn't even about God. It's about Sweet Mama soothing her bloated ego and reassuring herself that she's a GOOD PARENT and that GAWD is PROUD of her.

Fuck you, Jill.

 

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excluding the case where she deliberately sabotaged an engagement).

I had almost forgotten Tim's first failed courtship and engagement!

He made the match for himself while he was at Bible airplane school in Wisconsin, and Jill had a complete meltdown. It went as far as Tim and this girl getting engaged before Jill screamed at Tim until he came home with her.

So out of the first three Rod kids to date / court, there's two failed courtships (Tim's Wisconsin girl, and Nurie's dentist.) Only Kaylee ended up with the first person she courted.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

She turned 19 two days ago.

And she goofy looking af, why do we need to dance around this fact.

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Edit: who was more ecstatic to scream "LEAVE AND CLEAVE, BABY!" at their eldest son? Michelle Duggar, or JillPM?

She writes a hysterical post about how she just BEGGED and PRAYED and DREAMED that some docile little nothing would take Tim off her hands - but also be pliant enough to obey Jill in all respects.
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Photos of the new couple. They shall breed a new line of completely chinless children together.
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This last screenshot off Jill's phone tells us a lot: Jill uses a Samsung. She and Shrek apparently still control Nurie's phone, because they had one delivered to her (lol like a lost or broken phone can stop Jill from calling you 20 times a day, Nurie - nice try though!). And Jill has no taking creep shots of her adult children.
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I know several spergged about not being mean to the girl, but jesus fuck what is wrong with her face?
The worst part is I'm not even sure what it is that's wrong. Her ears are big but thats not really offputting, are her eyes too far apart? Face too long?
If she doesn't have something wrong with her she is an incredibly unfortunately featured woman, I hope Tim at least takes care of her because jesus, she.... she needs it.

 

[iSaidShhh]

The worst part is I'm not even sure what it is that's wrong.

The bottom half of her face is disproportionate because of her lack of chin, so her mouth and nose seem much wider and larger than they actually are, especially when she smiles because her (very nice, from what I can tell) teeth are also quite large. The chin is mostly the issue, and I think that with some posture correction (keeping her neck straight and face tilted up) it would be much less noticeable. I also think she just doesn't photograph very well; the picture of her in her little birthday crown is actually cute because she's styled like a girl her age and she's being photographed straight-on.

Her eyes are also wideset (I've heard this trait referred to as being 'wall-eyed' in horses), heavy-lidded, and set fairly deeply, so they look smaller than they are. The lack of eyebrow (or eyebrow maintenance?) doesn't help, because then all your attention is drawn right to her eyes.

All this to say, I don't think she's an ugly girl - she's definitely less blessed than her sister but she's cute in her own way, just kind of goofy looking, and the kind of goofy-looking that can be completely overshadowed by a good personality. But I also don't think Tim is hideous, so there's a pretty even looks-match here.

 

[Jane Eyre]

More courtship photos that according to Reddit, Aunt Ellen took. That's where I took the photos from cause I couldn't find the original post myself.


Edited to add the new Facebook posts from Jill.

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They went to the beach one day with the Keller family. The video that Jill linked to is below.

Girl's night out.


David officiated the ceremony of Nurie and Nathan dedicating Nehemiah and Newman to the Lord. I'm confused, where's the baptism with the water and stuff??

 

[LonesomeDud]

Nurie looks like she put on ten lbs. and looks great. Nathan, stop worrying about "including" her family.

If Dave was my father-in-law, the only thing I would let him officiate is the family pet show in the living room.

 

[Fareal]

I've seen uglier couples, we all have.

I would like them to be happy, but god knows, their parents are unlikely to allow that.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Timmy's courtship failures are entirely Jill's fault.

I agree so much with your post, except for this statement. Tim is a grown man. I don't care how unpleasant your mom was. I don't care how much she starved you. At some point, a man has to be a man and tell his mother she's not calling the shots.

I grew up with a deeply religious and indoctrinated mom. I love my mom, but her role in my life is very different now than it was twenty or thirty years ago. I am sure there are qualities about my wife she wouldn't like, but my response to her would be exactly what I tell everyone else: If you don't like my wife, take it up with God and try harder to love her.

Tim could do a bunch of stuff and was set up to succeed in the modern world. He has a driver's license. He has a high school education. He has manners that are pleasing to mainstream society even if he acts like a weird femme robot.

There are Protestant monastic communities that would love to have a guy like Tim around to lighten the load. He could get a job and roommates and just be a normal guy. Tim listens and sucks up to Jill because Tim wants to.

 

[Rodrbob the drab]

David officiated the ceremony of Nurie and Nathan dedicating Nehemiah and Newman to the Lord. I'm confused, where's the baptism with the water and stuff??

They don't believe in infant baptism. Nehemiah and Newman will be baptised when they "choose to" do it themselves. Which will most likely happen when they are around three or four... because, you know, it's an entirely different thing to baptise a three-yearl-old than baptise a baby.

 

[Android raptor]

Timmy's courtship failures are entirely Jill's fault. Her shitty parenting is the cause of his awkward, introverted, maladjusted behavior (all traits that are major deterrents for potential brood mares helpmeets and their parents); she ruined any possibility of him getting a real education, and with it any chance at getting a well-paid job or being a good provider (also major deterrents); and her vain, smothering, entitled, narcissistic personality has probably chased away numerous potential mates (excluding the case where she deliberately sabotaged an engagement).

The announcement isn't about Tim or Heidi; hell, it isn't even about God. It's about Sweet Mama soothing her bloated ego and reassuring herself that she's a GOOD PARENT and that GAWD is PROUD of her.

Fuck you, Jill.

Yeah as fucked up as a lot of the shit Tim says is, I think it's safe to assume he's just parroting the fucked up shit his parents believe desperately for their approval.

I'm hesitant to condemn any of the Rod kids unless evidence comes out of them doing something seriously fucked up like with Josh Duggar. Currently, they're just victims of their horrorshow parents and I mainly just feel sad for them and hope they're able to put distance between themselves and Jill/Shrek.

 

[Simon]

More courtship photos that according to Reddit, Aunt Ellen took. That's where I took the photos from cause I couldn't find the original post myself.
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Yeah, she has like negative chin. But he has enough chin for the both of them, and they are a cute couple, so I wish them well.

 

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He has a high school education. He has manners that are pleasing to mainstream society

He has neither of those things.

The first time Tim had any formal education - and I'm using the term formal education pretty loosely here - was Bible plane college. He couldn't hack the coursework and dropped out from two different Bible plane colleges. Jill declared him "graduated" from Rodrigues Homeschool when he turned 18, but his entire "education" consisted of filling out IBLP workbooks an hour or two per week. Tim does not have any education, let alone a high school education.

Tim's insular lifestyle ensures that his manners and mannerisms are creepy af to mainstream society - and the isolated Homeschool accent only further marks him out as a fucking weirdo, even before he starts to talk about how sluttish all women are these days (which he is prone to do at the drop of a hat, not having any idea how much it makes him sound like a raging asshole.)

He does indeed have a driver's license, and this is his only employment qualification. At one point he had a job towing planes around a local airfield, but I'm not sure whether that's a job for money, or just so he can get free flight training hours.

 

[Android raptor]

I'd imagine malnutrition and sleep deprivation also hurts the Rodletts ability to learn and function.

Jill and Goblino need to be in jail for how they've treated those kids.

 

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I'd imagine malnutrition and sleep deprivation also hurts the Rodletts ability to learn and function.

Jill and Goblino need to be in jail for how they've treated those kids.

This particularly the case when the kids are dragged around Jill's manic grifting merry go round of RV travel.

Jill has demonstrated / described how the kids sleep in the RV when they outgrow the baby cages, and they amount to torture positions with not enough bedding to go around. The baby cages at least guaranteed a minimum amount of personal space- the older kids don't get so lucky.

All the littles have long outgrown the baby cages at this point. With two of the sister wives having moved out, that leaves 11 children and adults to sleep on two benches, one pull out couch, and whatever floor space is left.

The kids are constantly exhausted and hungry, and if they dare get testy while this torture is happening, Jill will make them fast until they are repentant (at which point they may write Jill a groveling apology describing exactly how wrong and sorry they are, and how great Jill is for starving them and never letting them sleep.)

I wish CPS would catch up with her ass again.

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Does anyone wanna listen to Timmay drone on about MAHDESTY for almost 40 minutes? Because he made his quarterly "Timbits' Lisps" podcast on this very topic not four weeks ago, surely with his sluttish lady love and her exposed knees in mind.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I wish CPS would catch up with her ass again.

Jill and Goblino need to be in jail for how they've treated those kids.

I agree and am not even Christian but that woman has the devil in her eyes. Plus is a degenerate racemixer. Look at Shrek, that is not human and beastality is not ok.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I think Jill and Dave's abuse with food probably grew from concerns about lack of food and being too proud to ask for help because "other people have it worse" and they're afraid of being the center of gossip. In a poor home where food is limited, if you know a kid has had enough to eat and has acted up, a convenient punishment of taking away dinner tonight consisting of mashed potatoes, a chicken thigh, and some greens is a meal for two little kids tomorrow and a big kid who learns to appreciate food a little more.

Fasting as a punishment from desperation is just really not the right way. I genuinely hope if Jill and Dave's pastor gets wind of this, he stays away from the absolute BS of Reddit and comes here. I trust the motives of Kiwis over Redditors, who only seem to enjoy making ANYONE'S life worse as opposed to the Rodlets' life better. I think most Kiwis would settle with having Jill accept a nice big parcel of food and stop using food as anything but nourishment and a time for bonding.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

This particularly the case when the kids are dragged around Jill's manic grifting merry go round of RV travel.

Jill has demonstrated / described how the kids sleep in the RV when they outgrow the baby cages, and they amount to torture positions with not enough bedding to go around. The baby cages at least guaranteed a minimum amount of personal space- the older kids don't get so lucky.

All the littles have long outgrown the baby cages at this point. With two of the sister wives having moved out, that leaves 11 children and adults to sleep on two benches, one pull out couch, and whatever floor space is left.

The kids are constantly exhausted and hungry, and if they dare get testy while this torture is happening, Jill will make them fast until they are repentant (at which point they may write Jill a groveling apology describing exactly how wrong and sorry they are, and how great Jill is for starving them and never letting them sleep.)

I wish CPS would catch up with her ass again.

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Does anyone wanna listen to Timmay drone on about MAHDESTY for almost 40 minutes? Because he made his quarterly "Timbits' Lisps" podcast on this very topic not four weeks ago, surely with his sluttish lady love and her exposed knees in mind.
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"Sluttish lady love and her exposed knees"... thank you for that laugh.

I agree, I'm anxiously awaiting another visit from CPS.

 

[LonesomeDud]

With someone like Jill, CPS just fuels her righteous indignation and foster care is overburdened already. Meddling Aunt Ellen types can be useful for giving a kid or two a place to escape to over the weekend and easily recollected at church Sunday.

Spoiler: TLDR

If you have a Jill in your life with a million kids and you would like to dropkick her, I get it. It won't help. Neither will CPS, even on the stuff that's wrong like starving the kids. Suck it up. Tell Jill what a darling family she has raised. Beg her to let one of the Not Nuries babysit or for one of the little ones to "play with your kids so they get a good example" over the weekend and actually teach some of the very good values many of you very fine people in this thread.

Many of you people be are good people with good hearts who want to help and know how profoundly broken religious and government institutions are. As my own overzealous relative once said, "I more than know it; I believe it." At the time, I laughed scornfully when they said it, but I more than know the goodness of this community; I wholeheartedly believe in it. I think there are a lot of people here who would make the lives of the Rodlets and children like them better for being in their lives and showing them the goodness of the world.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

This is a little late, but I couldn’t let this excellent Nemmy face pass by without comment. He is hands down the best part of this horror show of a family.

 

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This is a little late, but I couldn’t let this excellent Nemmy face pass by without comment. He is hands down the best part of this horror show of a family.
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Nemmy is our spirit animal in the World of Sadness that is the Rod clan. May he grow up to be a New Zeland based flightless bird.

Newman's game is coming along pretty strong so far, though Nemmy already had him topped in at this age.