Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Rick's never heard that money doesn't buy happiness? Feel like this should be an obvious aphorism that comes to mind for a professional writer.

It's also funny that both Rick and the quoted shitty tweeter both don't realize that rather than being "psychotic" and "pathetic" that Elon's neediness about Twitter makes him more relatable and thus harder for other people to hate compared to all his other billionaire endeavors. What's ironic for our anti-capitalists is that they seem most enraged by Elon's refusal to just go be a faceless business titan and do whatever shit he wants with maybe a PR team tested Twitter presence (as Bezos does) as long as he didn't lower himself to desperate wannabe shitposter, it offends their sense of what a successful elite capitalist should be.
 
Rick's never heard that money doesn't buy happiness? Feel like this should be an obvious aphorism that comes to mind for a professional writer.

It's also funny that both Rick and the quoted shitty tweeter both don't realize that rather than being "psychotic" and "pathetic" that Elon's neediness about Twitter makes him more relatable and thus harder for other people to hate compared to all his other billionaire endeavors. What's ironic for our anti-capitalists is that they seem most enraged by Elon's refusal to just go be a faceless business titan and do whatever shit he wants with maybe a PR team tested Twitter presence (as Bezos does) as long as he didn't lower himself to desperate wannabe shitposter, it offends their sense of what a successful elite capitalist should be.
Musk is making fun of himself fairly harshly (by billionaire standards) with that tweet. Twitter is promoting Musk’s tweets in the algorithm, so Musk is literally making a joke out of how much attention he gets and why. Does Rick really not see that? Jesus Christ. He’s so fucking stupid! And faaaaaatttttt
 
In Greece (mandatory service) they are scared shitless of you getting injured, cause then you can sue them, and I assume in America that an even greater concern cause you sue each other all the fucking time.
Fatrick is a prime example.

We also had a bunch of retards who needed dental work and didn't wanna pay for it so they waited till they enlisted for the army to fix them for free. Then COVID happened, they stopped basic dental procedures and I was hooking them up with mephainamic acid for months so they could stand the pain.
It's as if the universe will punish you for being a disgusting dipshit.
Fatrick is a prime example.

Mephenamic acid is still prescribed? Here in the US it is quite rare. In the UK though, it is not unusual. Of course, if I remember correctly, it is several hundred dollars here in the US, whereas in the UK it is less than £10. Also, there is a certain amount of risk of chemical diversion since the base chemical all the fenamates are derived from, Anthranilic Acid, is a schedule 1 chemical in the US because you can easily use it as the starting point to make Quaaludes, a schedule 1 illicit drug (which is stupid, Quaaludes are objectively less dangerous than barbiturates)

For some reason I don't think Pat is looking forward to that day.

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Ah, so June 18th is the international Kiwi Farms holiday then?

GCSEs have been in place since the mid-80s, are pre-16 education and count for somewhere between fuck and all as far as college/university is concerned
when I did them there were no preset grade boundaries (IIRC the passing grade for maths was ridiculously low, something like 21%, so that the government wouldn't be embarrassed by the fact the vast majority of high-school pupils had no fucking clue how to pass it) but as I said, my knowledge of the education system is 20+ years out of date, and it's almost certainly been turned upside down since then

If I remember correctly, it is A levels that are most important now for Uni entrance in the UK, and you need certain A-level grades in certain subjects for certain majors, and certain universities. But I'm sure that has all changed since I know it from a while ago.
 
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Mephenamic acid is still prescribed? Here in the US it is quite rare. In the UK though, it is not unusual. Of course, if I remember correctly, it is several hundred dollars here in the US, whereas in the UK it is less than £10. Also, there is a certain amount of risk of chemical diversion since the base chemical all the fenamates are derived from, Anthranilic Acid, is a schedule 1 chemical in the US because you can easily use it as the starting point to make Quaaludes, a schedule 1 illicit drug (which is stupid, Quaaludes are objectively less dangerous than barbiturates)



Ah, so June 18th is the international Kiwi Farms holiday then?
Yea it is used a lot here. No other non steroid anti inflammatory can deal with strong localized pain like it does, for example on a bad tooth or an ear infection. You also don't need a prescription to use it. Are you kidding me 100$?? It is like 5 euros here. You amerifats really need to deal with your pharma lobby, but I guess who plays a Harry Potter game is more important.
 
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You amerifats really need to deal with your pharma lobby, but I guess who plays a Harry Potter game is more important.
Boy, you live in a country where melatonin requires a script and you need ID to buy energy drinks. Silence.

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After replying to stalkers nearly a hundred times in the last 24 hours hes dropping bangers on the timeline! Keep in mind this is someone who is writing a novel that determines weather he wages for the rest of his life! what can fatty not do? #amfat
Only normies measure space in light years. Astronomers use parsecs. Pat ought to know things like this. Not because he's a syfy writer, but because his belt size is measured in astronomical units.
 
If anyone ever asks you what’s so bad about Pat, you don’t even have to get into the whole conviction for threatening to kill his wife and newborn daughter. Just show them this:

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No wonder he’s constantly projecting and accusing the pests of being delusional. Pat’s delusions are off the fucking charts.
 
What are 'we' (you) even doing? Well, obsessively, witlessly posting on a website owned by a guy you hate. Probably shlopping down cheap lite beer while you're doing it. Anything to drown out the stalker childs' voices echoing internally in that thick, empty cavernous skull, pointing out what a failure as a man, a husband, a father, and a writer you are, my porcine pal.
 
Looks like buying his wife a $30 boardgame for Valentines Day didn't get piggy any sex. How shocking.
Wrong as always, stalker. The reasons I did not have access to my second, better wife's fart box this day are numerous but mainly pertain to this area here:
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You are engaged in felony laughing at ugliness of the face, wait for the knock.
 
GCSEs have been in place since the mid-80s, are pre-16 education and count for somewhere between fuck and all as far as college/university is concerned
when I did them there were no preset grade boundaries (IIRC the passing grade for maths was ridiculously low, something like 21%, so that the government wouldn't be embarrassed by the fact the vast majority of high-school pupils had no fucking clue how to pass it) but as I said, my knowledge of the education system is 20+ years out of date, and it's almost certainly been turned upside down since then

Well GCSEs qualify one to do the further education which in turn leads to university or what this known as college in North America.
So they have a bit of bearing, especially if one wants to get into a top tier school.

The major changes I would say in the past 25 years was introducing numbers instead of letters for the grading system, and splitting a-levels up into two one year courses rather than a single two year course.

If I remember correctly, it is A levels that are most important now for Uni entrance in the UK, and you need certain A-level grades in certain subjects for certain majors, and certain universities. But I'm sure that has all changed since I know it from a while ago.

A levels are the most important for university entry and have been certainly since the 50s or so.

As a rough rule of thumb you need A-D grades in a-levels to get into any respectable university, and the subject needs to be relevant to your a-levels. E.g. if you want to do a science, biology, physics and mathematics are a safe choice in a-levels. They won’t let you do molecular chemistry if your a-levels were in dance, art and literature.

Oxford and Cambridge, and maybe more famous universities, have their own entrance exams, so one needs good a levels and to pass these entry exams.
The posh schools, Eton etc, specifically run lessons for those exams, which state schools typically don’t. So if you are a normal person you need to either be shit hot or pay for private tuition in those exams.

In any case fat might have ended up with a slightly better GCSE response as one or two have a higher percentage of the final grade based on an exam.
If he struggled with maths though, he would have been placed in the bottom tier and only been allowed to sit an exam which would get him a d grade at the very best.

Ultimately this would mean that he probably wouldn’t be able to sit a-levels, so would certainly struggle to get into university, unless he waited to his mid 20s or so and tried to enter as a mature student.
By then though, knowing Pat, he would have convinced himself that he is too smart for university and would scare the soft spoiled students due to his manly odor, I mean aura.
 
Wrong as always, stalker. The reasons I did not have access to my second, better wife's fart box this day are numerous but mainly pertain to this area here:
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You are engaged in felony laughing at ugliness of the face, wait for the knock.

Imagine having that face grimacing and grunting on top of you, or more likely under you as you peg him. Hope you got a reach-around for Valentine's Day, Patirck!
 
He's been oinking about Elon for the past four hours.

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Looks like buying his wife a $30 boardgame for Valentines Day didn't get piggy any sex. How shocking.
As much as he bitches about Elon, Elon has made it possible for fatty to get his blue check back. All it costs is 8 dollars and what little dignity he had left. You can do it piggy!
 
Does this fat faggot know that Twitter isn’t a diary? Who writes endless drivel on an app that only allows 200 characters, therefore having to post 20 tweets to get a point across that no one gives a fuck about anyway?

A fat faggot with bitch tits who is secretly in love with Elon that’s who.
 
I wonder if Pig was denied his check mark after paying at least $5,000 because spam complaints from other blue-checks had piled up for over a year.

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Doesn’t that fat fuck realize that being witty and clever to own “right wingers”, “fash” or whatever, rarely is to just insult them with childish insults.

If you must, be subtle about it.

E.g. “I wonder how sticky your GI joes get when you watch platoon?”

Also that way you don’t risk getting banned or cancelled because avoiding actual coarse language means they look petty in their complaints.
 
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