Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

“My joke book.” Is he 8 years old?

Yes. Well, he has the mind of an eight-year-old:

Is patrick Daydrinking? maybe new meds? hes responding on twitter to boomia with "turn yourself in" miss spelled it in a drunken rage. Fatty Mcgoo cant spell atalker

He tweeted this image from outside Hoolis 40 minutes ago:

 

[delite]

Patrick is hammered these were posted and deleted quickly after fat drunk idiot

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Pat went on a looooong back-and-forth with Boomia.

Spoiler: Long images

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Can't quite put my finger on it, but there is some autistic energy to this part that just had me laughing


And looking at his Tweets & Replies for this is insane. He has been at it for almost a full day, taking just a 5 hour before resuming.

 

[Schwarzwald]

1.2 wants the world to know he is not dumb. He was just SO much smarter than the rest of the class that homework became... unnecessary.
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Dieting didn't feel impossible; it felt unnecessary. Why did I need to diet when I was already ready to bust the scale on almost every weigh-in? Dieting was busy work for me, and I had better things to do, like eat the snack cakes I wanted to.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Also, many crimes like burglary where you never see the suspect go unsolved unless you know who did it, like your next door neighbor all of a sudden has your TV in his living room and you can see it from the front yard. I can almost guarantee the police filed the report and then did nothing. Pat might have also lied about what was taken, to spice it up for Internet points, as I'd imagine firearm theft is taken at least a little seriously compared to, say, his joke book, which I also doubt was stolen.

Oh 1000% the police will do nothing about this. Unfortunately for the black kid who did this, if he is ever found he will suffer a worse fate than jail. Since the Milwaukee DA will do nothing about criminals like this, the poor black kid will become pepperoni for Fatrick to sell

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

1.2 wants the world to know he is not dumb. He was just SO much smarter than the rest of the class that homework became... unnecessary.
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Spoiler: "About to bust the curve on almost every exam"

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We know, bud.

Wrong graph, child.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

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Jesus Christ, he’s unbearable. If there was ever a person somewhere inside that skinsuit, social media and alcoholism have completely erased it. He’s just breathlessly composing his next tweet and waiting for his next sip. And he’s so bad at the two things that interest him!

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

He also feels helping his daughter with homework is a waste of his valuable time, much better spent tweeting.

Speaking of which, he just passed 180,000 tweets today
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That's an average of 47 a day since he created his account. Mind you he had 0/day for nearly a year he was banned, and thousands of tweets he deleted (likely because they were embarrassing and rape-as-punishment related)

His average for 2022 is about 68/day.

That is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. I’d almost be sad if it wasn’t Pat

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Can't quite put my finger on it, but there is some autistic energy to this part that just had me laughing
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This is one step up from "my dad works for the FBI and I'm tracing your IP address."

 

[Orange Rhymer]

This is one step up from "my dad works for the FBI and I'm tracing your IP address."

less energy. Cuz... fat

 

[delite]

After replying to stalkers nearly a hundred times in the last 24 hours hes dropping bangers on the timeline! Keep in mind this is someone who is writing a novel that determines weather he wages for the rest of his life! what can fatty not do? #amfat

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

After replying to stalkers nearly a hundred times in the last 24 hours hes dropping bangers on the timeline! Keep in mind this is someone who is writing a novel that determines weather he wages for the rest of his life! what can fatty not do? #amfat

Ironic that he's just aping Douglas Adams...

 

[Fred Herbert]

After replying to stalkers nearly a hundred times in the last 24 hours hes dropping bangers on the timeline! Keep in mind this is someone who is writing a novel that determines weather he wages for the rest of his life! what can fatty not do? #amfat

The only thing emptier than space is the creative part of his mind.

The cosmos themselves are humbled by the magnitude of such a void.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Did General Fatton ever do his Charge of the light brigade tweet?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Are you fucking kidding me?



He has always been a parody of himself.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patrick is hammered these were posted and deleted quickly after fat drunk idiot

Even the autistic African Canadian knows Patrick should go outside and play in the snow.

 

[Ophelia]

Did General Fatton ever do his Charge of the light brigade tweet?

Theirs is not to reason why, child.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The only thing emptier than space is the creative part of his mind.

The cosmos themselves are humbled by the magnitude of such a void.

This man could have found Nirvana by now if he wasn't such a piece of shit.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

After replying to stalkers nearly a hundred times in the last 24 hours hes dropping bangers on the timeline! Keep in mind this is someone who is writing a novel that determines weather he wages for the rest of his life! what can fatty not do? #amfat

“Space REALLY big.”

six figure author everyone

 

[Mr Moonface]

Here's the whole retarded lecture. Gather 'round and enjoy a lesson on space from a fat idiot who failed every high school science class: