Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Oliver Onions said:
"You probably know me as that one guy who wrote the abortion thought experiment that went viral"

Can any of you name a single viral tweet author, who wasn't already famous to begin with? I can barely think of any viral tweets, off the top of my head, never mind their authors. The only two tweets I can always remember the authors of are Tyler The Creator's cyberbullying opus and Dril's candle tweet, but those are hall-of-famer all-time greatest.

The amount of relevance Pat places on Bird App is mind-blowingly sad. It's his entire life.
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Its funny that way more people have viewed his Kiwi Farms thread than have seen his thought experiment tweet. He should be introducing himself as that guy from the Kiwi Farms thread
 
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RCR said:
Its funny that way more people have viewed his Kiwi Farms thread than have seen his thought experiment tweet. He should be introducing himself as that guy from the Kiwi Farms thread
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Instead of that lispy gay shit about being a 'political firebrand', his new self-intro should just be the tagline to this thread.
 
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Pat went on a looooong back-and-forth with Boomia.

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Grift Garrison said:
I noticed this tweet:

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And it brought something up that I've been wondering for a while; does Pat think this is just one person harassing him? It seems impossible that he would think that, but alot of the comments he makes seem imply he thinks its just one person. Most of his text message responses are written in a way that he think its been the same person texting him for years. Its one of the more baffling pieces of Pat-Lore to me.
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He shifts back and forth between thinking 1. any and all people who are critical of anything about him are a single person using thousands of accounts across numerous platforms and 2. that there are dozens-to-hundreds of individuals who are intimately acquainted with each other and who have specifically "conspired" to "target" him for "harassment" [at random, and not because of his long history of saying incredibly stupid and inflammatory things specifically to provoke (negative) reactions].

I'm not sure which belief makes him more delusional.
 
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I got a phone call from a friend in the Milwaukee PD today. I keep in touch with him in part to help me keep track of the crimes of a certain PATRICK S. TOMLINSON.

He was unusually reserved, and I asked him what was bothering him.

"Have you heard about KC? It's been keeping me up all night. I can't think straight.", he said.

"The superbowl?", I asked. "What, did you lose a lot of money?"

"No, KC is the name of an 8-year-old African-American child. He was crucified to a wall and.... (he sobbed)... and... turned into sandwiches! That fat bastard got another one! I can't stand it. I CAN'T STAND IT!!!"

I heard a loud pop. "Hello?!?" His son picked up the phone.

The detective had killed himself.
 
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Meat Target said:
Pat went on a looooong back-and-forth with Boomia.
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the rascals rebranding themselves as "protestors" who are "protesting" pat is fucking hilarious.

even if i knew nothing about the situation and had no opinions it would be obvious that boomia is running circles around pat on twitter. i wonder how many civilians are seeing this exchange and getting "patpilled" or "peak thomsed"
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
this other one is similar but all the expert commentary he offers is "wow, size big"
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Imagine being asked to appear on this sort of low-rent show. Imagine being desperate enough for any kind of validation and saying yes. Then imagine your yellow jaundice around your pig eyes being all that anyone focuses in, even more than your stupid opinions stupidly expressed. And imagine not deciding to kill yourself at any point in the process. I'd ask if he had no dignity, but c'mon.

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I sure the thieves took one look at his joke book and thought they had just stolen from a retarded child.
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It was Carlos Mencia, and it was just a TV Guide with scribbled notes for his next TV appearance.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
1.2 wants the world to know he is not dumb. He was just SO much smarter than the rest of the class that homework became... unnecessary.
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We know, bud.
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Someone needs to bring up the image of his transcript again so we can show that he was crap at all subjects, not just math.
 
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He also feels helping his daughter with homework is a waste of his valuable time, much better spent tweeting.

Speaking of which, he just passed 180,000 tweets today 🎉
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That's an average of 47 a day since he created his account. Mind you he had 0/day for nearly a year he was banned, and thousands of tweets he deleted (likely because they were embarrassing and rape-as-punishment related)

His average for 2022 is about 68/day.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Pat might have also lied about what was taken, to spice it up for Internet points, as I'd imagine firearm theft is taken at least a little seriously compared to, say, his joke book, which I also doubt was stolen.
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And it's also valuable enough to make a homeowner's insurance claim on. I honestly don't believe anyone at all in the world would ever steal his "joke" book, which makes the story massively implausible. He probably still had both the tablet and the gun even after he claimed they were stolen and defrauded his insurance company for them.
 
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Uncle Buck said:
He shifts back and forth between thinking any and all people who are critical of anything about him are a single person using thousands of accounts across numerous platforms and that they're a dozens-to-hundreds of individuals who are intimately acquainted with each other and who have specifically "conspired" to "target" him for "harassment" [at random, and not because of his long history of saying incredibly stupid and inflammatory things specifically to provoke (negative) reactions].

I'm not sure which belief makes him more delusional.
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I think Pat was a TDStard who blamed the movement of the stars on Russian bots, too. I’m sure you could find some tweets where he conflates the atalkers and bots. He lives in a terrifying fantasy.
 
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