🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Hot Dog]

holy fuck hes so fucking bonkers. also if he really thinks he's gonna keep custody of his daughter, that's a level of optimism way beyond any kind he should have at this point
thanks for the clip, you service was not in vain.

The stupid wrestling heel bit has really melted his drunken brain, he looks like a homeless crackhead. Between that and the drunk driving that he records on stream it shouldn't be any trouble to get custody away from him when it blows up in his face. He's just banking on being dead soon and living 5 star dayz until he can't like a true ralphamale would.

 

[Truly Rural]

His Valentine stream is as disgraceful as everything he ever does. May was the one who came up with the idea for tips goal for Valentines. She probably wanted something, anything, just this once to be about her. They are both pathetic. Ralph explains how 60 bucks is alot for video game now that he spent 5k USD on a trip to Rome. Trip May never wanted to go to. They sit there in silence or arguing over her creating "where did all the money go" meme. There is literally NOTHING between them, nothing. Sitting next to his newly wedded wife on V-Day date, looking at phone, hollering at alogs, complaining about superchats... He is unable to just put his ego on hold for couple of hours to get that whorse's pussy wet for once.

He dragged her to Rome against her wishes, and she has to pretend she liked it. He took her with a baby to a football game and she has to pretend she likes it. He left them on a cold airport for 10 hours and she has to pretend it was fun. He dragged her to a wrestling event and she has to pretend she is living her best life. She didn't want any of that. She wants to play HP game, and that is too much, and the only reason it's too much is because Ralph doesn't want it. Bitch you get NOTHING! You only get what Ralph wants for HIMSELF and you don't get to decline. And that's not the end of it. You have to thank him for all the things he did FOR HIMSELF and kiss his ass.

She is feeling it. Keep repeating to yourself that you are not "just" a doormat. Pigs brain is wired so that he is completely oblivious of other people existing and being something more than an instrumental extension of himself.

 

[GeigerNeiger]

Killstream - 2/14/2023
Valentines Day Special
Sub-plot: Where'd the money go?
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Spoiler: The Date

Left wife and kid behind
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Why did you marry me
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Salary/Child Support
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Beg for table/Internet celebrity
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Amanda off-air
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Ralph doesn't care what Amanda's saying
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Raising kids
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Allergy/Who cares if I die
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The only time Ralph smiled during their date
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Amanda will never get Harry Potter
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Still mad about the game
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Dead silence
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Spoiler: Harry

Amanda really liked that belt
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Gloating about the airport
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Spite relationship
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Harry's deathbed
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Spoiler: Misc

Driving wrong way
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Ralphadrivin: Pedestrians beware
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Fled to Mexico because he's scared
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Rozy doesn't recognize Ralph, but likes the purse
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Big Gay Ralph talking about his moisturizers
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Confused Locals
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Do what he wants
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Gross
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Technical difficulties
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Truck
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TLDW: Ralph spent Valentines day thinking about another man, talking about his moitsurizers, and arguing with Amanda in public. He also wont get her the game because it's got Harry in the name.

It's kind of telling that now the horsebride struggles to keep her retarded bucktooth smile while ralph keeps pressing her, she's definitely being worn down by ralph's constant raging, on stream, in public, and behind closed doors. If Rome wasn't the snapping point of Mantsu having second thoughts on ralph, then this sure is. She's 100% walking on eggshells now to avoid another public ragepigging. The domestic abuse arc is really going strong!

My question is how will this saga end? Will ralph crush Cozy.tv under his gunt? Will Meigh gallop from the Merida stables to her father? Will Harry try to get the baby back like he's implied? I can't wait!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

His Valentine stream is as disgraceful as everything he ever does. May was the one who came up with the idea for tips goal for Valentines. She probably wanted something, anything, just this once to be about her. They are both pathetic. Ralph explains how 60 bucks is alot for video game now that he spent 5k USD on a trip to Rome. Trip May never wanted to go to. They sit there in silence or arguing over her creating "where did all the money go" meme. There is literally NOTHING between them, nothing. Sitting next to his newly wedded wife on V-Day date, looking at phone, hollering at alogs, complaining about superchats... He is unable to just put his ego on hold for couple of hours to get that whorse's pussy wet for once.

He dragged her to Rome against her wishes, and she has to pretend she liked it. He took her with a baby to a football game and she has to pretend she likes it. He left them on a cold airport for 10 hours and she has to pretend it was fun. He dragged her to a wrestling event and she has to pretend she is living her best life. She didn't want any of that. She wants to play HP game, and that is too much, and the only reason it's too much is because Ralph doesn't want it. Bitch you get NOTHING! You only get what Ralph wants for HIMSELF and you don't get to decline. And that's not the end of it. You have to thank him for all the things he did FOR HIMSELF and kiss his ass.

She is feeling it. Keep repeating to yourself that you are not "just" a doormat. Pigs brain is wired so that he is completely oblivious of other people existing and being something more than an instrumental extension of himself.

As he was drunk and high driving down 1-ways and nearly running over wetbacks, there were locals selling Roses on the side of the road. Big bouquets of coloured roses, he made an observation of it and said oh look they're selling flowers for valentines but pantsu doesn't need any she has plenty of flowers. A couple pesos are too much for his whore.

 

[Temperance]

I won't have time to go over these and clip stuff until the weekend. But here are archives of Ralph's streams from the past two days if anyone else wants to make clips:

2/13 stream [Almost 9 hours, 4.31 GB]

• He reveals his password around a little after the 8 hour mark. Apparently there are a bunch of other clippable moments from this stream too, like Ralph repeatedly coughing & sounding like he's dying.

2/14 IRL stream part 1 [19 minutes, 464 MB]
2/14 IRL stream part 2 [31 minutes, 783 MB]
2/14 IRL stream part 3 [10 minutes, 256 MB]

 

[MeltyTW]

My favorite part was "and he talked about her rape on twitter", NIGGER YOU DID THAT

IN FACT IT WAS YEW WHO PIGGED OUT BOUT RAPIN YER DAUGHTER

His Valentine stream is as disgraceful as everything he ever does. May was the one who came up with the idea for tips goal for Valentines. She probably wanted something, anything, just this once to be about her. They are both pathetic. Ralph explains how 60 bucks is alot for video game now that he spent 5k USD on a trip to Rome. Trip May never wanted to go to. They sit there in silence or arguing over her creating "where did all the money go" meme. There is literally NOTHING between them, nothing. Sitting next to his newly wedded wife on V-Day date, looking at phone, hollering at alogs, complaining about superchats... He is unable to just put his ego on hold for couple of hours to get that whorse's pussy wet for once.

how the fuck you going to brag you make a gazillion dollars a day then have a week or month long arc where you desperately try to explain why you cant afford harry potter when all your haters, even faggots like melty, are getting like special edition harry potter and atomic heart just on a whim for themselves. 60 dollars for meigh and the marriage is on the brink not a full month in iirc.

 

[Die For Me!]

Since 100s of people watch this but nobody clips the good shit, I had to suffer and load up a direct Ralph hosted video and watch through this retardation at 2x speed to find this. WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE CLIP THIS? IT'S CHRIS CHAN LEVELS OF HILARIOUS
High, and coked out retard rants because Harry pulled the daddy dollars;
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There's a slip up @2:18 where he basically admits his relationship with May is not going to be for the long term (only 4-5 years, lol).

Also, there's a point in the stream where he angles his camera to the ground, revealing what appears to be alcohol on the passenger side floor; how often is he driving around with a drink at the ready?

 

[Truly Rural]

It is a grim fucking situation when you don't have 60 bucks on your name as an adult and a parent. It's not about Ralph being able to afford it or not, it's her not having access to that tiny amount of money. Now in marriage you might think there is no such thing as separate wallets, but Ralph sure as hell thinks there is his money and "where's your money" whorse's money.
This date was more depressing than Midnight Express. Just miserable.

 

[Big Fat Frog]

Jesus Christ Ralph looks like shit. Unkept greying hair, fucked up rashes and blemishes on his face and skin, sunken in eyes, fat bulbous head, wobbly fat body, slurring 24/7, yellow uncut fingernails.

The icing on the cake is Ralph and May discussing their marriage issues while they stare dead-set in the camera. No eye contact with each other, just terribly hidden disdain between one another and awkward silence.

Why did they do this? They could have spent the day by themselves discussing their problems and having fun instead of streaming it to ~100 retards who drool in chat or people making fun of his fat ass. This is like a whole ‘nother level of low. It’s reached the point of becoming IP2-tier garbage.

I honestly don’t see this guy surviving much longer. He’s gonna drink himself to death. It’s like a shittier version of Leaving Las Vegas, but you don’t give a shit about anyone involved and it takes place in Atlantic City or the slums of Mexico.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Ralph cant spend 60$ on a game but he sure can spend more on booze, drugs, strippers and a expensive trip to Rome, that Pantsu probably didn't want to go on but Ralph had to do it to "own" someone inside his mind. typical white trash behavior not knowing how to mange your own economy. remember, ralph made enough money on youtube before getting banned. enough to atleast live pretty comfy if he knew how to spend it and worked a bit on the side. he also got that huge bitcoin donation from the French guy who offed himself and said Ralph, was one of the few people fighting for free speech and to save western civilization (LOL, LMAO even!).

all that money is now gone, wasted on his own low implosive hedonism.

 

[3-2-1836]

F's in chat

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https://twitter.com/KillstreamLive

*presses S to shit on grave*

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Why did they do this? They could have spent the day by themselves discussing their problems and having fun instead of streaming it to ~100 retards who drool in chat or people making fun of his fat ass.

Because he's broke and without panhandling on the Internet they can't afford to stay in Mexico which would mean finding an even worse place to flee to since he owes 5 figures worth of money in the states. Haiti maybe?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

So his livestreams are now his only connection to the outside world. Given the fact that he is a histrionic drama queen who believes that his every passing thought is valuable and needs to be shared, how will he cope? Will we be treated to a twenty-four hour livestream of his pathetic existence?

You and I both know he's too lazy for that.

There were some interesting little snippets in that stream though.

He openly called his benefactors "marks" which I thought was very funny. Particularly when they've just paid for him to go on a holiday where he hollered himself out of the first day of travel, rubbished his wife to anybody who'd listen and then spent the entire 2 day "honeymoon" going on increasingly unhinged tirades at Harry.

We got to hear Ralph's level of Spanish competency.

Spoiler

My Español mucho mal. Malla? Maya? Mayan? YEAH, THAT MAYAN SPIRIT HAHAHHAAHAHA

For whatever reason, Rosy is just hauled everywhere by the packmule unless they're walking around the beach. At no point is the pram disassembled into a car seat. The baby is just plonked on Meigh's lap while Ralph chaffeurs them around, phone in hand under the influence of fuck knows what.

The Hogwarts Legends incident is still chapping both of their asses with Meigh apologising profusely for having the audacity to ask the breadwinner wtf is wrong with the finances and Ralph continuing to refuse to budge.

The attempts to drive Meigh away are escalating. At one point he asked her why she wasn't as vocal on stream as she was off which naturally made her ask wtf he was babbling about this time. Ralph prompts her by reminding her that he's an unabashed misogynist at which point she actually remarks that women are separate entities from their husbands with their own wishes and aspirations and not just fuckmommies which has only just occurred to her since having a daughter.

I wonder how she reconciles that with him routinely visiting escorts. Perhaps the cope is that she is performing her role as a confidante and mother but she can happily outsource the gunt-slapping action.

Either way he wants to expose his wife with her newly found sentience to his mouthbreathing audience for cawntent or to "convince" her to leave so he's still done everything he can to make his trad nuclear family work but his whore wife just couldn't go the distance because she's a vagina-haver (allegedly).

 

[Goofy Logic]

Ralph has made himself and everyone around him miserable. Internet Bloodsports is all he can resort to and now all it has done is completely alienate himself from others, including people he could have potentially relied on for support.

I'm probably being empathetic, but I feel bad for the guy, as it's a tragedy that is entirely his doing.

 

[Particle Bored]

Hi Ralph.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Never seen a cow take this many L's so quickly in a row, Ralph really got cheated in the Cow of the Year contest. Leaks password, loses twitter(s), and it's barely Wednesday.

At the rate he's currently going there's no way he doesn't sweep every category in the 2023 awards.

Killstream - 2/14/2023
Valentines Day Special
Sub-plot: Where'd the money go?
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What the fuck is wrong with his face? I swear he didn't look this bad like a week ago when I saw a clip Null played on MATI. Looks like he's got leprosy or something.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

At the rate he's currently going there's no way he doesn't sweep every category in the 2023 awards.

Exactly one year ago today when Ralph was recovering from the emergency surgery in Portugal to put his eyeball back into his head people here were saying the exact same thing and look how the rest of 2022 turned out. We live in interesting times.

 

[Harambe]

Jesus fucking christ his face is coming off in chunks and his lungs are sloughing off internally. That cough is ROUGH. How the fuck does he have some weird bronchitis thing. The clip where he's saying oh he beat Harry, he can barely fucking breathe, he's wall-eyed, he's flopping around, he is clearly in physical pain. It's literally Kafkaesque, this is what was happening to Gregor as he scuttled around his room as a weird vermin thing.

Is this dumb leprosy ass nigger only going to la farmacia for the fucking xannies? Get some fucking antibiotics, hydrocortisone, and normal (NOT LEAN) cough suppressants, you stupid piece of shit. Visibly fucking rotting, indistinguishable from a fucking zombie. Like a fat gayer retard midget wigger version of Snake at the end of MGS4. No one's gonna be fuckin saying you had a hard life Ralph, you did this shit to yourself for fucking nothing.

Actually fuck all that, Ralph, get a bunch of DXM, go sigma plateau on us, fuckin give us the robostream we've been waiting for as you break through and see the honeycombed nature of the multiverse and dive in and out of reality while vomiting everywhere. Lean is too boring for you, you just pass out. What you need is dissociatives and weed. Ascend on our asses.

 

[Niggernerd]

Jesus fucking christ his face is coming off in chunks and his lungs are sloughing off internally. That cough is ROUGH. How the fuck does he have some weird bronchitis thing. The clip where he's saying oh he beat Harry, he can barely fucking breathe, he's wall-eyed, he's flopping around, he is clearly in physical pain. It's literally Kafkaesque, this is what was happening to Gregor as he scuttled around his room as a weird vermin thing.

Is this dumb leprosy ass nigger only going to la farmacia for the fucking xannies? Get some fucking antibiotics, hydrocortisone, and normal (NOT LEAN) cough suppressants, you stupid piece of shit. Visibly fucking rotting, indistinguishable from a fucking zombie. Like a fat gayer retard midget wigger version of Snake at the end of MGS4. No one's gonna be fuckin saying you had a hard life Ralph, you did this shit to yourself for fucking nothing.

Actually fuck all that, Ralph, get a bunch of DXM, go sigma plateau on us, fuckin give us the robostream we've been waiting for as you break through and see the honeycombed nature of reality and dive in and out of reality while vomiting everywhere. Lean is too boring for you, you just pass out. What you need is dissociatives and weed. Ascend on our asses.

It seems like whatever he has is effecting meigh and rozy. All of them have coughs.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It seems like whatever he has is effecting meigh and rozy. All of them have coughs.

Someone said in chat (i'm sorry I forget who) that if Ralph were to die of Covid before Jim dies of cancer, that it would arguably be the funniest ending.