Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Amin Yamumm]

Whatever, he is still going to get/give bumhole sex

 

[LimeRikki]

Enter, Dylan Mulvaney, dressed entirely in chunky knit garbage, including earrings and hair/eyelash extensions. There's a larger logo in the upper left corner of of the screen that says: SPONSORED BY BERNET YARN

DYLAN: "Hey guys! It's day 496 of girlhood! Just wanted to give you all a quick update on the dating situation."

DYLAN'S eyes go unfocused for a moment, he has a slight frown which he immediately replaces with a manic grin.

DYLAN "I've gone T4T! That's right, my first kiss as a woman is with the type of man who can truly understand me: A transman!"

DYLAN winces as he says this, but again, catches himself.

DYLAN "Our relationship is sooooo deep and passionate, and speaking of..."

DYLAN looks like he's about to cry.

DYLAN "We are so connected, we don't even need sex! He's still very dysphoric about his....man cave, and we are both soooooo excited for his scheduled phalloplasty."

DYLAN forces a giggle.

DYLAN "But I can't wait until my sweetie and I can finally consummate our bond! I hope we get married! Of course he won't be able to carry me over the threshold, you guys have seen Skydain-Oliver, and I love me a short king!"

DYLAN looks dead inside. He's about to cry, quickly he wraps up the video and mumbles something about a sponsor code.

END SCENE

 

[NoReturn]

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He's apparently on normal dating apps, not even Raya.

I wonder if he has a specific person in mind when he says he's considering kissing a friend. It sounds like he's trying to hint to someone, especially when he says "someone silly".

That's so gross.
After his threat in that other video, I wouldn't put it past Dylan to be a creep. If he has someone in mind, this vide might very well be him pressuring them publicly, but with enough plausible deniability that the person in question isn't going to be able to voice their discomfort with the situation.

I can’t help but wonder if some of them think they’re massively expanding their dating pool because straight guys theoretically now should find them attractive.

Expectation: More men!
Reality: Far FAR fewer men

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

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I'm not sure if this had already been address but why does it look like he has herpes?

Another thing, I was just notified of this video by slxthkween and my sides brust into orbit.

 

[Fapcop]

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He's apparently on normal dating apps, not even Raya.
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That's so gross.
After his threat in that other video, I wouldn't put it past Dylan to be a creep. If he has someone in mind, this vide might very well be him pressuring them publicly, but with enough plausible deniability that the person in question isn't going to be able to voice their discomfort with the situation.


Expectation: More men!
Reality: Far FAR fewer men

I mean… Look at his comments. Aside from the occasional chaser, it’s all girls doing that girl “owoo! You look GREAT! So stunning babe xOxO”-thing they always do with fat chicks.

 

[garbage cake]

I got some serious schadenfreude from that first Tiktok.

Especially after the “I could steal a husband but I won’t, teehee!” video. You can’t even get a troon chaser to be seen with you in the daylight hours, but sure thing Dyl!

“IT’S OKAY” said with manic, lying eyes


your cartoony stage expressions aren’t doing you any favors when you try to lie like this

Dylan does dating

This is so autistic

‘tistic and desperate. Well and truly desperate.

…to WHO, Dilly? Because it’s not going to be an attractive, nice, normal man who sees you as a real woman- even if you do get a married chaser or something, they do not want to be on your fucking TikTok. This is like watching Tess Holliday complain about men not wanting to date her, while doing everything she can to be physically repulsive to anyone but fetishists.
How long can your agency hire a man to play pretend with you? I can’t wait to see them try!

one of the worst Jenner Jawlines yet:

 

[JambledUpWords]

Whatever, he is still going to get/give bumhole sex

I think some might give him the time of day because he’s loaded with all the brand deals, but I doubt it would be genuine.

 

[Dread First]

Post facial surgery, Dylan’s thread has become incredibly disturbing to look at. Holy shit - Momokun’s facial surgery looks immaculate by comparison (a phenomenally low bar to begin with).

 

[Pinga]

I think some might give him the time of day because he’s loaded with all the brand deals, but I doubt it would be genuine.

Personal prediction: tranny cross-over and they'll set him up with Jazz's brother Sander.
Dylan gets kissed and Sanders finally goed for the girldick.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

 

[Dread First]

I’m trying to decompress after work. I see a photo of a cute possum, swipe right and I’m assaulted with the abhorrent, ghastly visage of Dylan Mulvaney manhandling a baby possum…

I regret ever making another Instagram account.

 

[LimeRikki]

I wonder how long the spotlight on Dyldo is going to last, and what desperate measures he'll take to keep it on him?
I can't see him sustaining this momentum for another year as is. People are going to get tired of the walking advertisement shtick.

Edit so I don't double post. Dilly should watch out, aren't opossums known for feasting on parasites?

Spoiler: off topic literal autism about my favorite marsupial.

Spoiler

Opossums are native to North America and unrelated to Possums, which are native to Australia. Opossums are super fucking cute little tick eating rat goblins. Also they almost never get rabies. Ok, that's enough 'tism for today. For those who made it this far, I thank you for indulging me.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

I think some might give him the time of day because he’s loaded with all the brand deals, but I doubt it would be genuine.

Some fag looking for clout or a star fucker who'll try and #metoo him.

 

[Heckler1]

Dylan either looks like a surprised turtle man or some kind of anorexic twink. The more he tries, the less womanlike he appears.

 

[Trianon]

I wonder if he has a specific person in mind when he says he's considering kissing a friend. It sounds like he's trying to hint to someone, especially when he says "someone silly".

Ah, you're totally right, it sounds like it's setting up the new reality show arc with some unexpected celebrity cameo! Some esteemed Broadway gay so he can pretend it's a joke and that straight men WILL want him one day!

 

[goodgrief]

I wonder how long the spotlight on Dyldo is going to last, and what desperate measures he'll take to keep it on him?
I can't see him sustaining this momentum for another year as is. People are going to get tired of the walking advertisement shtick.

Nah, I really think that the kind of people who watch and enjoy him love being marketed to every second of every day. A good number of them are ripe for cult recruitment. You leave one of them unattended for a week and they've already shaved their head and are living on a compound. But for real, he will need to up the ante in a while but he's got time. The quality of his content doesn't matter much. He can get away with hollow bullshit for a long time. These are the people who watched him literally prance around in the woods wearing heels, tripping and squealing and loved it. They aren't exactly a thinking, demanding crowd.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Matt Walsh has some more words about Mulvaney. Seems like this guy is everyone's favorite lolcow.

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[ghjoigcbn]

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I’m trying to decompress after work. I see a photo of a cute possum, swipe right and I’m assaulted with the abhorrent, ghastly visage of Dylan Mulvaney manhandling a baby possum…

I regret ever making another Instagram account.

He looks exactly the kind of drugged out creep you find wandering the streets of San Francisco. Don’t make eye contact and book it to the other side of the street asap.

Truly horrifying.

 

[Jane Eyre]

Dylan's never had a valentine for Valentine's day before so he decided to go around NY with roses and ask random people on the street if they want to be his valentine while handing them a rose and telling them he loves them. This vid was also posted on Tiktok.

He shilled Chime again on IG stories.

Rest of IG stories.

 

[HindWisdom]

Dylan was somehow able to find a guy to date (or his managers did) that's just as much of a annoying cock sucking clout chasing faggot as him.

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This nigger looks ugly as fuck in the gown