Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

This is very informative. But, please correct me if I am wrong. Didn't Jack blame his stroke on caffeine/coffee? And yet his cold brew video (taste test portion) was posted right after his stroke...

Hos first stroke he blamed on energy drinks/caffeine. He still sticks to the idea that Taurine and Gurrana mixed together are essentially cocaine.

 

[bile demon]

He is the fattest motherfucker who ever lived.

Wrong in every detail as always, stalker.

 

[Grassy_Knoll]

Been away for a while, is he dead yet?

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I don't know if this has been posted before, but here is yet another amazing Jack chicken recipe. I have to ask: Why would anyone think this is a good thing to do with chicken?

Are Jack's videos effective as a weight loss aid/eating disorder inspiration?

 

[Grassy_Knoll]

Are Jack's videos effective as a weight loss aid/eating disorder inspiration?

I do spiritual fast, and Jacks videos help. Got to 14 days once with Jacks help

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Are Jack's videos effective as a weight loss aid/eating disorder inspiration?

I’ve lost a lot of weight over the past year, and Jack was definitely a factor in my decision to get serious about my health. I’m still relatively young and I figured if I didn’t get conscious about exercise and my diet then I’d end up like him.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Been away for a while, is he dead yet?

Yes and everyone is really sad because he apologized to everyone for being an asshole, reconciled with his son that he choked out, and made a tearful goodbye video to his fans.

 

[BentDuck]

Yes and everyone is really sad because he apologized to everyone for being an asshole, reconciled with his son that he choked out, and made a tearful goodbye video to his fans.

He even gave away his grills and smokers and what was left of his rancid BBQ sauce as his last charitable act.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Yes, Jack has gone a while without a video, but please remember he has used this health event to promote a tell all video for his F as in Frank show.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I’ve lost a lot of weight over the past year, and Jack was definitely a factor in my decision to get serious about my health. I’m still relatively young and I figured if I didn’t get conscious about exercise and my diet then I’d end up like him.

Sorry for the PL but that's what's going on with me. Down 85 lbs and feeling a lot better. So that's why Jack's gluttony makes me MATI.

 

[Simon]

He even gave away his grills and smokers and what was left of his rancid BBQ sauce as his last charitable act.

And vowed to be vegan if he survived. What a changed man.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Agreed. But rest assured: as long as there's at least some way to get meat, cheese, sugar and grease into his fish-lipped pie hole, down his throat and into his enormous bowling ball gut, Jagoff ABSOLUTELY WILL be filming and posting for the bogus tax write off.

It's the only way forward in order to make his food fix remotely sustainable ... dignity be damned. Can't wait for it!

G tube full of blended sugar and grease saga when?

Hos first stroke he blamed on energy drinks/caffeine. He still sticks to the idea that Taurine and Gurrana mixed together are essentially cocaine.

Not to vindicate Jack, but energy drinks can cause problems like this. Jack himself probably has high blood pressure (to say the least). Drinking energy drinks is not smart.

That said, it takes 100 mg of caffeine to raise the caffeine levels in your blood by 5 mg/L. A caffeine level of 180 is enough to cause a fatality.

It would still take a lot for the average human to die from a caffeine overdose, and the half life of caffeine is 5 hours. 300 cans of 12 oz Coca Cola would do it, it that would also have to be consumed over a certain amount of time.

It’s the pills and more concentrated for caffeine that can be problematic. Though in this case I do believe energy drinks plus Jacks bad diet plus his weight could have caused his first stroke. The rest? Bad diet, bad diet, bad diet, plus obesity.

 

[Octopi]

I’ve lost a lot of weight over the past year, and Jack was definitely a factor in my decision to get serious about my health. I’m still relatively young and I figured if I didn’t get conscious about exercise and my diet then I’d end up like him.

Same here. While not specific to Jack alone, the nausea that the word "gunt" inflicts on me was a key motivator, honestly.

Are we not overdue for the F as in Frank episode now?

 

[._.]

Jack would totally film his hospital stay and pass it as business expenses if he could film it

lol Its applesauce day in the cafeteria, the video opens to Jack lying in a hospital bed half lidded and slack jawed, and a spoon comes in from the left like the 'airplane' thing they do feeding toddlers, they land it in his mouth and feed him. Hes sitting there motionless save for him smacking his lips a bit as he eats it and theres silence for a bit as he stares dead-eyed into the camera and goes '.....gud'. Cue upbeat chipmunk music thats way too fucking loud.

 

[Simon]

While we wait for the F as in Frank video, here's a relatively popular Youtuber, CinnamontoastKen, reacting to Jack's 1 year old brisket chili video. Shit's nasty.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Been cringe watching some old Jack videos. Outside of him actually using a microphone instead of the built in mic on the camera, he loves to say stuff is, "just as good," or in Jack's case, "jussis gud."

Dried herbs? Jussis gud as fresh
Wagoo? Jussis gud as chuck

Jussis gud.

I wish we could have Livestream Jack back.

 

[AnOminous]

It might be sayonara already. There’s a good chance Jack can’t film anymore, maybe he can’t walk, maybe he can’t use the other arm, any number of serious symptoms. My bet is that his speech has been severely affected, and not just physical parts like moving mouth and tongue but neurological problems like vocabulary, aphasia, etc.

I think if this wasn’t the case he would have already filmed and released a “checking in with YouTube from the hospital” video - Jack did talk about his strokes in past videos, so I don’t think they would keep the illusion up quite this long.

I want at least one Jackoff the Go where he's gurgling, slurring his words, shoving meat into his face like it was a huge cock, then dying on camera.

God would want it this way.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Are we not overdue for the F as in Frank episode now?

He probably can't figure out a way to look alive or mobile when he does it so he's waiting for God to heal him so he can get on camera and own all the haturz who called him a fat lump of sentient hog fat.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I remember reading in this thread that Hammy picked Jack because she wanted a man who was driven or ambitious or something like that. The irony is incredible. He is like 10 years away from average retirement age and is permanently disabled; he hasn't shown the drive to do anything other than eat raw meat by the truckload. Way to roll a gutterball on your marriage, Hammy.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Give me top hats but I want to give this fuck a top turnbuckle doomsday driver into the Spanish announce table.