We all know in reality that this will never happen. He was raised as a spoiled fat kid and never outgrew the schoolyard bully mentality. His petty vindictiveness and mental midgetry shine through every single action he does. The substance abuse only made it more aggressive because he's never matured past that age emotionally and his arrested development probably has him still at the level of his teenage years (which deep down he wishes he still was, it shows in how he behaves such as refusal to act like an adult, taking responsibility for his actions, etc). The BPF verbal beatdown recently where it was demonstrated that he's a degenerate, had Scripture recited to him as proof, all of the other facts hold true and his only takeaway was "I'm not a glutton, I'm just fat".