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That would mean that Patrick would have to stop being a fat whiny faggot, which is impossible. Did I mention he's fat?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
- Thread starter Caverlock
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Just wanted to say, my favorite nickname so far that I've seen for him is "Fatprick Sloblinson".
When's the porsalin doc supposed to come out? Anyone know?
When's the porsalin doc supposed to come out? Anyone know?
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Imagine having just a single day to show your wife how much they mean to you. Seems like a shitty relationship to me. Me and the wife just played some EDH online and I think I found another two decks that can beat her Solphim deck.
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When I took the ASVAB around a decade ago I saw several people having to get help at the recruiter's office because they couldn't pass the minimum score for the army. I believe the minimum score required for joining the army at that time sat around 30. I hadn't been in a school in ages and I got a 91 on the short form, can't remember the long form. It is legitimately easy unless you are a legitimate retard but I talked to half a dozen people while signing up that studied for the thing, it was baffling. The only thing that tripped me up were the mechanic related questions and a few of the math ones.
I would be surprised if Pat could score above a 50 because he is that dumb.
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It's called the Feres doctrine, after the case that made it explicit (although it has always been the case).
You literally couldn't even have a military if every single soldier and their innumerable relatives could sue about getting killed by even basic negligence, much less the deaths from sheer stupidity. Sorry, the risk of that is what you signed onto, dude.
That's just your delusions again, child. Prison awaits. Wait for the knock.
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Gets your wife a heavily discounted board game for Valentines Day, then proceeds to continue obsessively texting stalkers on Twitter for the rest of the evening while drunk because shockingly, the board game didn’t get the pussy wet.
Why would you fucking share that you got your wife a cheap board game for Valentines Day? At least pretend you have it together. Everyone knows you only share your highest relationship moments on social media so you can pretend everything is going great.
I second the notion that Fat got this because he wanted to play it himself. Really putting in the full effort to make your girl feel special there. He puts as much effort into Valentines Day presents as he does into dieting.
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That just doesn't track for me. I'm no entirely sure what it is he does all day when he's not at a shit bar drinking piss but bird watching doesn't seem like a thing he'd do. He does play with Legos and Funko Pop shit but that's all inside, not to mention that across the road from the ghetto in a big city is probably not a good place for birds, unless you enjoy pigeons I suppose.
I can believe that bird watching would be something his second, better wife used to enjoy, before she settled with Fat and started heavily medicating herself. But then again that would mean Fat made a bit of a gesture and I can't really see that either.
Can't be anything a friend recommended because he has no friends so could it be just some random shit he picked up when he sobered up enough to remember what day it was? Yeah, without more info going with the last one, it's some random shit he picked up in a panic to placate his wife who has been losing weight and taking somewhat better care of herself lately after things have been going downhill for him.
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It's a ludicrously transparent alibi for his real practice of kidnapping black children to murder them and grind them up for his pepperoni business.
"Imma gonna go, umm. . .birdwatching, yeah," says Fatrick while slipping out of the house in a black trenchcoat with an axe.
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Amazon probably recommended it to him based on other things he and Nik have browsed or purchased, noting that it was on sale. He drunkenly went to the site, saw the “Don’t forget Valentines Day!” reminder on the main page through his bloodshot squint, and picked the first thing they recommended.
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Piggy is claiming he was "swatted" for the 14th time last night.
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Yeah, whatever, fatty, we completely believe your incessant tales of woe.
Also, normal people are not traumatized by completely benign encounters with the constabulary.
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No pics again, Fatty? Sure, totally believe it.
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Where's the call log? This shit just didn't happen.
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I wonder if Porque browses community happenings or the Gunt board and saw that 3 people we were swatted (not knowing their relationship to Ralph is likely why) and figured it's a mass swatting spree so the STALKER CHILD (singular) manning 40 troll accounts totally called it in for him as well.
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He browses that opie and anthony forum enough that he gets their obscure, dead radio show memes that even I have no fucking clue about despite reading it at least once a week to see if space edge has posted any funny texts so he has to browse it daily.
Wouldn't be surprised if he has an account here and browses kiwifarms daily as well. It's not like he has anything else to do, he's unemployed and is either at home or the bar every day of every week.
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Info on the police calls logger website
https://archive.fo/BRVXT /// https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2023-02-15
It always amuses me how he waits a bunch of time before announcing the attempted swattings, like he's reflecting on the gravitas of the situation or something.
The fact that he got it simultanously with a bunch of Ethan Ralph related people lends credence to the theory that it's someone that just goes through a list of targets with no rhyme or reason IMO.
https://archive.fo/BRVXT /// https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2023-02-15
It always amuses me how he waits a bunch of time before announcing the attempted swattings, like he's reflecting on the gravitas of the situation or something.
The fact that he got it simultanously with a bunch of Ethan Ralph related people lends credence to the theory that it's someone that just goes through a list of targets with no rhyme or reason IMO.
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You failed to mention that he's fat. I suspect you are a Fatrick sock!
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If the swattings do anything they sure cause a lot of in fighting and brother wars.
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Do you think he really posts instead of just lurking? I feel like he would out himself pretty quickly by talking down to everybody, but he might just be able to control himself if he had resolved to just keep an eye on the stalker-childs.
Meriasek
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Nikki has been taking more care of herself recently, dropping weight, dropping the sunglasses on her head, probably meaning she's not hungover every day anymore... She's been getting into "bird watching" lately. Goes out all day, and if Fattypat notices in his drunken stupor and/or Twitter-induced rage and asks where to, she can say "bird watching".
The reality, of course, is that she's going out cheating on him. Aside from the niggers farting hin her vagina memes, she's actually going out cheating on Patirck.
Somehow Fatrick remembered about the bird watching and got her that game. I have zero connection to bird watching, but I'm pretty sure I heard of this game, and I have no idea where and when and why. So it's not unfeasable that it got through to our beloved Porque Wheeler, it might have gotten into his Youtube algorithm and somehow he remembered it, connected the dots to Nikki going "bird watching" very often, and got her the game.
Naturally, she doesn't care. She's seeing some other guy. And her lawyer, preparing for the divorce.