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Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.
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So I was at the doctor's office yesterday and there was another guy in the waiting room wearing a fedora, dweeby Linkara-esque glasses, and a Goku gi from Dragon Ball. Oh man do I want to know his story.
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He probably was just cosplaying as a neckbeard
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He didn't actually have a neck-beard but he did have the glasses and the same kind of doughy-but-not-obese physique a lot of lolcows tend to have.
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Sorry, I don't know why it's so small, but it's still readable.
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I can't remember if I mentioned it, but these two still live under my parent's roof.
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Been following this pleasant chap for a while. He is posting under countless usernames at YT and flashback.org (swedish forum). Unfortunately once he got really viral he has stopped making content. Also, recently he was arrested for... yeah...
No actuallly it wasn't raep. He just sent incoherent rablings to some girl on Facebook. He got charged with "unlawful threat" and got a ~$1000 fine.
Edit: Updated video URL since the last one got deleted.
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Okay, so it's time for my mostest secretest story about Middle School Lolcow (hereafter MSL). I have literally only told family about this until now to give the little prick privacy, but I realized that it's been ten years, HE probably doesn't even remember, and it's not like I owe the jackass anything.
This is the story of how MSL sexually harassed me.
So, as I mentioned in my original post about this person, me and my crowd were sort of fake-friends with him, much like Chris and Tiffany. I want to reiterate that none of us liked him and we all thought his sex obsession was really creepy. We hung out with him because a.) we felt sorry for him, and b.) because he had an assigned teacher's assistant (something the special ed. department at my school did) who was a friend of my family, who me and all my friends thought was cool, and who asked us to take pity on MSL and give him some companionship.
So anyway, this eventually leads to him asking me to come over to his house. Being Such A Nice Kid, I accept. When I got there, in retrospect I should've seen the warning signs, because pretty much the instant I show up his obese leather-clad lesbian mom leaves with her obese leather-clad lesbian friends to do obese leather-clad lesbian things. This, of course, left me alone with him. It went pretty normally at first considering it was my first time there, we played some Yu-Gi-Oh and some Mario Party, and the weirdest thing that happened was him reading the Mario Party narration in a bad Italian accent. Then he asks me to come up to his room. I figure that he's got something else for us to do up there. So I follow him up. Instead I find him splayed out on the bed, and he asks me point-blank:
"Please take your shirt off."
I called my mom right then and she picked me up. Naturally, I never went there again. And as the cherry on the crap sundae, my rarest Yu-Gi-Oh card went missing after that day. I'm pretty sure the little shit stole it.
This is the story of how MSL sexually harassed me.
So, as I mentioned in my original post about this person, me and my crowd were sort of fake-friends with him, much like Chris and Tiffany. I want to reiterate that none of us liked him and we all thought his sex obsession was really creepy. We hung out with him because a.) we felt sorry for him, and b.) because he had an assigned teacher's assistant (something the special ed. department at my school did) who was a friend of my family, who me and all my friends thought was cool, and who asked us to take pity on MSL and give him some companionship.
So anyway, this eventually leads to him asking me to come over to his house. Being Such A Nice Kid, I accept. When I got there, in retrospect I should've seen the warning signs, because pretty much the instant I show up his obese leather-clad lesbian mom leaves with her obese leather-clad lesbian friends to do obese leather-clad lesbian things. This, of course, left me alone with him. It went pretty normally at first considering it was my first time there, we played some Yu-Gi-Oh and some Mario Party, and the weirdest thing that happened was him reading the Mario Party narration in a bad Italian accent. Then he asks me to come up to his room. I figure that he's got something else for us to do up there. So I follow him up. Instead I find him splayed out on the bed, and he asks me point-blank:
"Please take your shirt off."
I called my mom right then and she picked me up. Naturally, I never went there again. And as the cherry on the crap sundae, my rarest Yu-Gi-Oh card went missing after that day. I'm pretty sure the little shit stole it.
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Norman update!
He has been saying he wants to go back to college to study biochemistry instead of getting his first big boy job. Because one of his other friends studied it and used to teach it. Said friend was fired from said job and now tends bar.
He has been saying he wants to go back to college to study biochemistry instead of getting his first big boy job. Because one of his other friends studied it and used to teach it. Said friend was fired from said job and now tends bar.
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Only 1,000 in her underage husbando folder? Bit of a filthy casual isn't she?
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Mod edit : moved from the Bob McKim thread
Hey, Dudes & Ladies (possibly),
I'm here to add to our mysterious, "Bond Princess", TK whom is using pictures of actresses to personify her and her "sister", Somchai. I first came across this woman on Facebook. I was reading comments on a post for the Pittsburgh Penguins. She made a pretty witty and humorous comment that I "liked". I noticed her super long, foreign-sounding name, which was odd, being it was surrounded with names like "John Jones, Dave Murphy, etc".
I decided to click on her name and search her Facebook. I noticed, like many of you guys, that she was pretty good on the eyes. I was a bit buzzed up and bored, and decided to scroll through some pictures. I literally sat there for 30 minutes, absolutely astounded at what I was seeing. New model Gulfstream jets, lavish houses finished with gold fixures, friends who were famous models--you name it.
I thought to myself, "Holy SHIT--I just stumbled upon a LITERAL top (.5% ), regarding wealth. I, too, was a bit suspicious. I then started to read some of her posts on Facebook. They were EXTREMELY detailed and articulate. I think there were 1,000+ pictures, nearly all of them having detailed captions. Clearly, the person writing these was highly educated.
I was sold
I then said to myself, "Fuck it, I'll send this chick a message" (I RARELY message a stranger. Maybe 2 times in 10 years).
We started chatting a bit about the Pittsburgh Penguins. She knew FAR too much about the team and organization for it to be fake or for her to be googling on a different tab or device as we were talking. One minor element of her communication style that really helped me believe her backstory was the fact that she appeared to be extremely prim and proper. None of the "haha" stuff or any other internet jargon. Again, extremely well-spoken. She was kind of "short" with me. Almost annoyed (I was being as tactful as I possibly could). Yet, she would always respond to me, but she only initiated a conversation with me once in our 4 months of communication. To me, this meant that she was in fact who she said she was, as why would she be interested in a middle class man such as myself
I'll be honest--I was hoping to eventually reap some "perks" from our potential budding friendship. Vacations, or what not. (Kind of shitty, I know)
**Before I end up spending too much time on this post and risk the possibility that no one will respond, I will save my other in-depth details and findings for a later post**
After seeing some of the comments you have made...my mind is fucking BLOWN
Here's what I'm confused about. She seemed to have extensive knowledge on flight (I have an out-dated VAR Pilot's license). She would post pictures of her flight path schedules and vector headings that would show the path from her home in the Seychelles to her home in Switzerland
I cannot believe I fell for this--and I like to view myself as a tough customer. I am absolutely blown away
This is THE absolute best troll I have ever encountered--BY FAR. Regardless of who it is, they are definitely highly educated AND FOR SURE a Pittsburgh Penguins fan
#1183
Sorry for the blasting, Gents--I'm new to this site. (Please see my other post about TK on this page^, #60)
Not sure if any of you took any time to scroll through her Facebook page or not. Seriously--it's worth looking into. The stuff about flying around and looking for missing plane parts, helping fight the forest fires of Ft. McMurray, Flying her "friend" Candace Swanepoel (Supermodel)
Was also curious if you or anyone you knew on this thread had messaged back and forth with her? (On things unrelated to McKim)
Also, can anyone confirm if her Facebook page is up and running? She may have blocked me
I was catfished by this bitch for months. I'm willing to post some screen caps of our conversations on here, but for the time being, I feel like a dumbfuck for falling for it
For just this moment, I am currently overly anxious for any other answers you guys may have...
I give this troll an A+++ rating
"Prompt shipping. Great seller--Would buy again!"
--Ebay
Hey, Dudes & Ladies (possibly),
I'm here to add to our mysterious, "Bond Princess", TK whom is using pictures of actresses to personify her and her "sister", Somchai. I first came across this woman on Facebook. I was reading comments on a post for the Pittsburgh Penguins. She made a pretty witty and humorous comment that I "liked". I noticed her super long, foreign-sounding name, which was odd, being it was surrounded with names like "John Jones, Dave Murphy, etc".
I decided to click on her name and search her Facebook. I noticed, like many of you guys, that she was pretty good on the eyes. I was a bit buzzed up and bored, and decided to scroll through some pictures. I literally sat there for 30 minutes, absolutely astounded at what I was seeing. New model Gulfstream jets, lavish houses finished with gold fixures, friends who were famous models--you name it.
I thought to myself, "Holy SHIT--I just stumbled upon a LITERAL top (.5% ), regarding wealth. I, too, was a bit suspicious. I then started to read some of her posts on Facebook. They were EXTREMELY detailed and articulate. I think there were 1,000+ pictures, nearly all of them having detailed captions. Clearly, the person writing these was highly educated.
I was sold
I then said to myself, "Fuck it, I'll send this chick a message" (I RARELY message a stranger. Maybe 2 times in 10 years).
We started chatting a bit about the Pittsburgh Penguins. She knew FAR too much about the team and organization for it to be fake or for her to be googling on a different tab or device as we were talking. One minor element of her communication style that really helped me believe her backstory was the fact that she appeared to be extremely prim and proper. None of the "haha" stuff or any other internet jargon. Again, extremely well-spoken. She was kind of "short" with me. Almost annoyed (I was being as tactful as I possibly could). Yet, she would always respond to me, but she only initiated a conversation with me once in our 4 months of communication. To me, this meant that she was in fact who she said she was, as why would she be interested in a middle class man such as myself
I'll be honest--I was hoping to eventually reap some "perks" from our potential budding friendship. Vacations, or what not. (Kind of shitty, I know)
**Before I end up spending too much time on this post and risk the possibility that no one will respond, I will save my other in-depth details and findings for a later post**
After seeing some of the comments you have made...my mind is fucking BLOWN
Here's what I'm confused about. She seemed to have extensive knowledge on flight (I have an out-dated VAR Pilot's license). She would post pictures of her flight path schedules and vector headings that would show the path from her home in the Seychelles to her home in Switzerland
I cannot believe I fell for this--and I like to view myself as a tough customer. I am absolutely blown away
This is THE absolute best troll I have ever encountered--BY FAR. Regardless of who it is, they are definitely highly educated AND FOR SURE a Pittsburgh Penguins fan
#1183
I feel like I've already missed so much even though it's only been about two days since I last read this thread and now I'm hearing about some Bond girl. Holy fucking shit fam. What the hell happened?
Sorry for the blasting, Gents--I'm new to this site. (Please see my other post about TK on this page^, #60)
Not sure if any of you took any time to scroll through her Facebook page or not. Seriously--it's worth looking into. The stuff about flying around and looking for missing plane parts, helping fight the forest fires of Ft. McMurray, Flying her "friend" Candace Swanepoel (Supermodel)
Was also curious if you or anyone you knew on this thread had messaged back and forth with her? (On things unrelated to McKim)
Also, can anyone confirm if her Facebook page is up and running? She may have blocked me
I was catfished by this bitch for months. I'm willing to post some screen caps of our conversations on here, but for the time being, I feel like a dumbfuck for falling for it
For just this moment, I am currently overly anxious for any other answers you guys may have...
I give this troll an A+++ rating
"Prompt shipping. Great seller--Would buy again!"
--Ebay
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Okay this is way into the :powerlevel: spectrum but it's a legitimate thing so, content:
For years up unto even today, since I was like sixteen, posted on a small forum community by an independent review. More than I do, which is why all my reviews on the forums have been utter garbage. I know a few oddballs who harbor unpopular opinions but share them in horribly autistic "War Gamer" ways. This is a tight-knit community of non-spastics so we're an easy home base for oddballs and idiots.
There's a guy named "Steer" who had this hate boner for anything not Nintendo. He hated everything for being cinematic despite Nintendo releasing some eye-candy heavy games. At first Steer did nothing but criticize the Wii, until it was in its fourth year and everything about it was better than Xbox or PlayStation. To make matters worse he couldn't stand the Game Cube, because you could play Game Cube games on the Wii (no shit this is really why). This retard eventually got banned and made sockpuppet accounts as a diversion, he was banned for threatening mods.
Some kid decided the forum was a therapy group and shared his sex abuse stories along with gender confusion. He was banned after making suicidal threats. Years later though, we found out he sock puppeted as a Nintendo 64 fanboy but admitted to be "Triggered" by gaming journalism. Nobody gave a shit so he was banned.
"John" is even more of a special case than Steer. We had a honest to goodness, sweet senior member who died from complications to the brain who had legitimate reasons for disliking 3D games, as they made him severely motion sick. John on the other hand, sworn the Atari Jaguar was better off more successful than the PlayStation One. Anyone who wastes their time on gaming history would tell you, Atari's project heads admitted that their Jaguar was engineered broken and would never have readjusted at the time. No, no, Sony's most successful hardware "killed" 2D gaming despite 3D being the craze around 1998. He even used the word "Sissy" to describe 3D Nintendo 64 games. Autism.
Basically the forum is humble but with a few
For years up unto even today, since I was like sixteen, posted on a small forum community by an independent review. More than I do, which is why all my reviews on the forums have been utter garbage. I know a few oddballs who harbor unpopular opinions but share them in horribly autistic "War Gamer" ways. This is a tight-knit community of non-spastics so we're an easy home base for oddballs and idiots.
There's a guy named "Steer" who had this hate boner for anything not Nintendo. He hated everything for being cinematic despite Nintendo releasing some eye-candy heavy games. At first Steer did nothing but criticize the Wii, until it was in its fourth year and everything about it was better than Xbox or PlayStation. To make matters worse he couldn't stand the Game Cube, because you could play Game Cube games on the Wii (no shit this is really why). This retard eventually got banned and made sockpuppet accounts as a diversion, he was banned for threatening mods.
Some kid decided the forum was a therapy group and shared his sex abuse stories along with gender confusion. He was banned after making suicidal threats. Years later though, we found out he sock puppeted as a Nintendo 64 fanboy but admitted to be "Triggered" by gaming journalism. Nobody gave a shit so he was banned.
"John" is even more of a special case than Steer. We had a honest to goodness, sweet senior member who died from complications to the brain who had legitimate reasons for disliking 3D games, as they made him severely motion sick. John on the other hand, sworn the Atari Jaguar was better off more successful than the PlayStation One. Anyone who wastes their time on gaming history would tell you, Atari's project heads admitted that their Jaguar was engineered broken and would never have readjusted at the time. No, no, Sony's most successful hardware "killed" 2D gaming despite 3D being the craze around 1998. He even used the word "Sissy" to describe 3D Nintendo 64 games. Autism.
Basically the forum is humble but with a few
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There was a guy back in college i met through a guy on our course in 2006/2007. Looking back on it, he reminds me of ADF in his anime days.
He is uber into anime and used to play Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments outside of a toystore. He met his now current girlfriend there (she was about 13/14 i think when he was 17/1
. His girlfriends now mates were on the special ed classes which included autists and down sydromes.
He owned a moped and had a race with another guy in our course and once he got his ass handed to him, he started chimping out and making excuses about why he didn't win.
I only remember him after a conversation with another guy who works with him. Apparently he is the only one at work not trusted with a cage mover because he is too retarded to be trusted with it, and after asking what motorbike he now rides he replied with "why does it matter to you?" and "i'm not telling you".
I've never interacted with him online but if he is anything like in real life, he would be the easiest guy to milk.
His girlfriend is the asian chick and the other girl was in the special ed course:
He is uber into anime and used to play Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments outside of a toystore. He met his now current girlfriend there (she was about 13/14 i think when he was 17/1
. His girlfriends now mates were on the special ed classes which included autists and down sydromes.He owned a moped and had a race with another guy in our course and once he got his ass handed to him, he started chimping out and making excuses about why he didn't win.
I only remember him after a conversation with another guy who works with him. Apparently he is the only one at work not trusted with a cage mover because he is too retarded to be trusted with it, and after asking what motorbike he now rides he replied with "why does it matter to you?" and "i'm not telling you".
I've never interacted with him online but if he is anything like in real life, he would be the easiest guy to milk.
His girlfriend is the asian chick and the other girl was in the special ed course:
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So, I was talking to my grandma earlier today, and the subject somehow got onto one of the neighbors from a long time ago who was arguably a horrorcow.
Back in, like, the mid 60's or early 70's, when my dad and his siblings were younger, there was a family who lived two houses down from them. The mother was outwardly just the nicest, sweetest woman on the planet. However, she was horrifically abusive to her older son (I'll call him "Sam").
Back then, winters used to be a lot colder. She used to regularly make him go outside wearing nothing but a short-sleeved shirt, cutoff pants, and socks. My grandma told me about this one time where he went over to their house and he was nearly crying because of how cold it was, asking if her kids (my relatives) could come outside and play. Since, again, it was ridiculously cold, my grandma told him "I wouldn't even let them outside with winter coats." Again, nearly in tears, he said "oh, it's not that cold." My grandmother said that she wasn't going to let her kids go outside, but that Sam could come in. Since his mother would regularly lock him out, she and my grandpa told him that if he ever needed to, he could stay at their house.
Sam had a brother, whom I'll call "Bob." Bob was younger, so he was naturally the favorite and could get away with shit that Sam couldn't. Their mother was ridiculously paranoid about them going past a certain point in the driveway (understandable; they could get hit by a car after all), and they weren't allowed to leave the yard. Well, Sam wasn't. Bob could go as far as he wanted up the driveway, no problems. But if Sam went so much as half a foot past the designated area, the mother would beat him with a switch that she had. Since my grandma and her kids only lived two houses away, Bob would regularly convince Sam to go over there with him, but then he'd go back and tell their mother that Sam was breaking the "no leaving the yard" rule. According to my grandma, not a day went by where he didn't get beaten for something.
Since this happened a long time ago, I can give an epilogue of sorts.
Nothing ever happened to the mother. Everyone knew what she was like, but nobody ever did anything, because "you just didn't do that back then." I actually have some vague memories of her from when I was a little kid. I just remember that she yelled a lot, and once threatened to beat me if I ever went on their property. I was only, like, five or six so I remember being afraid of her. She died sometime around 2002 or 2003.
Bob, despite his status as the favorite, became an alcoholic and a ne'er-do-well. There was this one time where he and one of my "black sheep" uncles tried to steal some tools or something from my great uncle's garage, and got caught. He was really bad at paying for shit, and never seemed to live in a single house for too long. He was never homeless, as far as I know, but he always had different houses. He's dead now. He drank himself to death, like, a year or two ago.
Sam, ironically, actually turned out well. I'm not really sure what he's up to now, and I didn't ask, but I do know that he ended up better than Bob and is still alive with a job and stuff.
Back in, like, the mid 60's or early 70's, when my dad and his siblings were younger, there was a family who lived two houses down from them. The mother was outwardly just the nicest, sweetest woman on the planet. However, she was horrifically abusive to her older son (I'll call him "Sam").
Back then, winters used to be a lot colder. She used to regularly make him go outside wearing nothing but a short-sleeved shirt, cutoff pants, and socks. My grandma told me about this one time where he went over to their house and he was nearly crying because of how cold it was, asking if her kids (my relatives) could come outside and play. Since, again, it was ridiculously cold, my grandma told him "I wouldn't even let them outside with winter coats." Again, nearly in tears, he said "oh, it's not that cold." My grandmother said that she wasn't going to let her kids go outside, but that Sam could come in. Since his mother would regularly lock him out, she and my grandpa told him that if he ever needed to, he could stay at their house.
Sam had a brother, whom I'll call "Bob." Bob was younger, so he was naturally the favorite and could get away with shit that Sam couldn't. Their mother was ridiculously paranoid about them going past a certain point in the driveway (understandable; they could get hit by a car after all), and they weren't allowed to leave the yard. Well, Sam wasn't. Bob could go as far as he wanted up the driveway, no problems. But if Sam went so much as half a foot past the designated area, the mother would beat him with a switch that she had. Since my grandma and her kids only lived two houses away, Bob would regularly convince Sam to go over there with him, but then he'd go back and tell their mother that Sam was breaking the "no leaving the yard" rule. According to my grandma, not a day went by where he didn't get beaten for something.
Since this happened a long time ago, I can give an epilogue of sorts.
Nothing ever happened to the mother. Everyone knew what she was like, but nobody ever did anything, because "you just didn't do that back then." I actually have some vague memories of her from when I was a little kid. I just remember that she yelled a lot, and once threatened to beat me if I ever went on their property. I was only, like, five or six so I remember being afraid of her. She died sometime around 2002 or 2003.
Bob, despite his status as the favorite, became an alcoholic and a ne'er-do-well. There was this one time where he and one of my "black sheep" uncles tried to steal some tools or something from my great uncle's garage, and got caught. He was really bad at paying for shit, and never seemed to live in a single house for too long. He was never homeless, as far as I know, but he always had different houses. He's dead now. He drank himself to death, like, a year or two ago.
Sam, ironically, actually turned out well. I'm not really sure what he's up to now, and I didn't ask, but I do know that he ended up better than Bob and is still alive with a job and stuff.
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I'd say it's because of and not despite mommy's favoritism that Bob became such a useless twat. That kind of thing leaves kids totally unable to survive in life because they expect authority will just bend to their will because that's how it always has done and it takes a lot of introspection, or someone cutting the lifeline, to make it stop.
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Last time I remember, high schools never charge you for anything other than a cap and gown and an optional field trip.
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Remembered one last thing about MSL. Not really a story, more like a detail, but... he thought pro wrestling was real. We all tried to convince him it wasn't, but he never believed us. I think he believed Owen Hart was deliberately murdered or something like that.
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Update on Sierra:
She didn't graduate from high school and she and my step brother have not stopped fighting since they got married and she's been blaming my step sister for my step brother not wanting to have sex with her.
She didn't graduate from high school and she and my step brother have not stopped fighting since they got married and she's been blaming my step sister for my step brother not wanting to have sex with her.
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Back to the autistic kid. There's one time were some kid told him to "grow some balls!". Everyone in the class laughed. But the autistic kid simply cried. The best part was that the kid who said it was someone he personally knew.
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This is Erika. I don't personally have many anecdotes around her because she used to be a part of my friend's other social circle, but I do watch her facebook.
She's gotten to be something of a tumblrina as of late.
She's gotten to be something of a tumblrina as of late.