Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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she would, however, bless us with a selfie anyways.

Spoiler: wearing the dirtiest fucking shirt i've ever seen

and just incase we forgot, she reminded everyone that she is still totally sober!!

eta:

Spoiler: another selfie

Spoiler: unpopular opinion

i actually kinda like her hair colour right now. the "gradient" from red to orange looks sorta fire-like, if fire had more dull colours, that is. i know the colour is patchy like that due to how damaged her hair is but either way, it's sorta neat looking imo. all that aside, luna PLEASE let your natural hair grow out and stop dyeing it!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Abused the filters for the face but couldn't do anything for that top?

 

[PBR Streetgang]

How is it possible??? that scum-fuck squatter crustpunk oogles with grey necks due to lack of washing, and pits that smell like garlic & onions, who just hopped off a train without bathing for weeks, sleeping outside, with a patina of sweat and grease on their pants, somehow look LESS filthy than Luna?????? She always has this....weird dandruffy, cat hairy, dustbunny filth. This is not the filth of grunginess or of living life GG Allin or 90s Courtney Love style, it's not the filth of Mudhoney or even John Waters. It's the filth of neglect and cluelessness. It's the filth of a fat suburban mom who doesn't brush her kids hair and it gets so matted someone calls CPS. It's the filth of a single alcoholic jewess who bleaches her upper lip and never does her dishes. It's the filth of welfare fraud and a car that inexplicably smells like piss and cat food. Luna probably has a cameltoe more often than not, and every single pair of stretch pants has DNA from more than one person.

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

She spent $20 buying a Victoria’s Secret handbag off Poshmark.
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I'm imagining her wandering around the streets of NY with one of her filthy velvet tracksuits with juicy or sexy or whatever written over her giant flat ass and this bag dangling from one hammy arm... truly inspirational

 

[Gef Mongoose]

I’d bet money that Luna thinks that having a piece of outdated VS clothing makes her better than other women, and that she’s at the height of New York fashion. It’s typical to see strung out women with PINK brand clothing on, at least in my area.

That black shirt looks like she just got done working on a carpentry project. Maybe she’d feel better about taking selfies if she wore clean clothing (or invested in a lint roller).

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

I'm imagining her wandering around the streets of NY with one of her filthy velvet tracksuits with juicy or sexy or whatever written over her giant flat ass and this bag dangling from one hammy arm... truly inspirational

She’s too self absorbed to see past her nose but that’s how crackheads dress lol She wants to be bbygrl anachan chic but she looks like the type of person you cross the street to hopefully miss her stopping you for a drug induced rant.

 

[CowPox]

is there such a thing as a goth fat person, is that even possible? They just come off as too jolly.

 

[The former Jack Donaghy]

is there such a thing as a goth fat person, is that even possible? They just come off as too jolly.

There are copious amounts of death fat goths. I'd argue the majority of goths are fatty fatty 2x4s. Even South Park has one.

 

[Elysian]

is there such a thing as a goth fat person, is that even possible? They just come off as too jolly.

Yes.

 

[Bees]

Yes, the phenomenon known as Gothapotamus. This is why Hot Topic has Torrid, a plus size spin off store.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Yes, the phenomenon known as Gothapotamus. This is why Hot Topic has Torrid, a plus size spin off store.

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Aka "hampire" and "the velvet couch"

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

is there such a thing as a goth fat person, is that even possible? They just come off as too jolly.

There are. I use to hang out with a lot during jr/high schools. They’re super sweet tbh. Knew one Chinese fat goth who was the most caring person on the world….. then again, you can be fat and nice and be Luna, an unpleasant, fat tweaker. Sad really. I guess it’s the personality that makes the person. Hopefully, Luna learns this…

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she would, however, bless us with a selfie anyways.

Spoiler: wearing the dirtiest fucking shirt i've ever seen

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and just incase we forgot, she reminded everyone that she is still totally sober!!
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eta:

Spoiler: another selfie

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Spoiler: unpopular opinion

i actually kinda like her hair colour right now. the "gradient" from red to orange looks sorta fire-like, if fire had more dull colours, that is. i know the colour is patchy like that due to how damaged her hair is but either way, it's sorta neat looking imo. all that aside, luna PLEASE let your natural hair grow out and stop dyeing it!

She got a bridge piercing and a vertical labret? First, the labret is really off. Did she get it for free? If not, she needs to have him/her re do it or just take it out. The bridge piercing looks like it might reject. For people who don’t know what that mean, rejecting is when your body have a foreign obeject in it and tries to push it out. dermal piercings have a higher reject possibility than others. Also, bridges can cause bone erosion….so…yeah.

 

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She got a bridge piercing and a vertical labret? First, the labret is really off. Did she get it for free? If not, she needs to have him/her re do it or just take it out. The bridge piercing looks like it might reject. For people who don’t know what that mean, rejecting is when your body have a foreign obeject in it and tries to push it out. dermal piercings have a higher reject possibility than others. Also, bridges can cause bone erosion….so…yeah.

people have been saying her bridge piercing is rejecting since she got it lmao. also i believe both of those piercings were free, not just the labret. i don't think luna cares about something like bone erosion, as long as she looks hot hot and sexy!!

 

[DirtWitch]

I am honestly surprised that bridge pricing is still hanging on. But I should probably not be suprised because this bitch seems to be able to drag everything out as long as possible.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

I think that the risk of bone erosion isn’t the highest priority on Luna’s list of medical concerns.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Can someone tell me what her current tumblr is? I’d like to do more updates on Luna and her IG and reddit arent all that active.

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

Can someone tell me what her current tumblr is? I’d like to do more updates on Luna and her IG and reddit arent all that active.

she's at heavenlykittens right now! there's even a brand new wall-eyed greasy selfie to greet you!

 

[David Byrne]

Since we last saw Luna, it seems she's switched counselors again:



And continues to make us proud with smart purchases.

 

[Tomato flowers]

“Purchases” with her 5-finger discount

 

[stingray]

And we're still LARPing as a skelly, I see. Keep at it, you beast of a woman, you.