Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

I wonder who will get the fart blanket in the divorce.

Fatricks houseboat

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Hold on, if Niki is the breadwinner, will that mean that she will end up paying fatrick alimony?

Is there any evidence patrick is working at the moment? Drinking on a Monday is a strike against it but he's got to be running out of money by now right?

See above.

The other possibility is that once he spends all of his pocket money from Niki on beer, he resorts to selling head and wanks in Hooligans toilets for drinks.

When he wakes up he no doubt has shameful flashes of the revolting cocks he sucked and humiliating acts he lowered himself to, so he stumbles to Hooligans to drink away the pain.

Of course he still has to tug and blow his way to enough beer to get drunk enough, and the cycle continues endlessly.

I should think that if for nothing else, Niki will divorce him as she is sick of the smell of his spunk flavored belches while he snores and mutters about bell ends.

 

[break these cuffs]

Hold on, if Niki is the breadwinner, will that mean that she will end up paying fatrick alimony?

At least he'll be less of a burden to the taxpayer.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Piggy is claiming he was "swatted" for the 14th time last night.

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Fatrick saw that chipmunk-faced lady cop get all that black policeman cock, so he figured he'll try to get some of that locally. He has a humiliation fetish, after all. Why do you think he lives the way he does? No other man with actual self-respect would do everything possible to show what a fucking stupid, fat loser they are if they weren't getting off on it. Plus while they're at his house they can fart in Nikki's vagina.

Hold on, if Niki is the breadwinner, will that mean that she will end up paying fatrick alimony?



See above.

The other possibility is that once he spends all of his pocket money from Niki on beer, he resorts to selling head and wanks in Hooligans toilets for drinks.

When he wakes up he no doubt has shameful flashes of the revolting cocks he sucked and humiliating acts he lowered himself to, so he stumbles to Hooligans to drink away the pain.

Of course he still has to tug and blow his way to enough beer to get drunk enough, and the cycle continues endlessly.

I should think that if for nothing else, Niki will divorce him as she is sick of the smell of his spunk flavored belches while he snores and mutters about bell ends.

He doesn't do all that for alcohol. And it's not at Hooligans. He gets spit-roasted behind the local Home Depot after finding some illegals there to do both that and help him catch/wrangle pepperoni ingredients. Why do you think it's going to be a long time before Quasi gets his money?

 

[Bloitzhole]

The other possibility is that once he spends all of his pocket money from Niki on beer, he resorts to selling head and wanks in Hooligans toilets for drinks

I'm sorry, but this is the kind of baseless conjecture that I consider a step too far - as if anyone would pay for a hamjob from Pigface Fatrickson.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

"I never read your stalker forums, child."

Also Pat:

 

[Bukke Bruse]

"I never read your stalker forums, child."

Also Pat:
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Didn't Cumia reach out to Pat at one point? I wanna say back when the OnA Subreddit existed.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Didn't Cumia reach out to Pat at one point? I wanna say back when the OnA Subreddit existed.

Yeah cumia apparently said he hated pat more than anyone on reddit that he thought was harassing him.

I think he posted the conversation they had or maybe he just told them what Pat said. I think it was something like "We are not allies child" in typical pat fashion.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Read my mind. Does Pat have literally anything to offer Nikki at this point?

Please. Nikki is far too spaced out on painkillers and boxed wine to even remotely register Pat's existence, let alone the hellish circumstances he has subjected her to. She'd have to sober up to come to her senses regarding Pat, and that's about as likely as him going on a diet. They're perfect for one another, as they enable each others' terrible behaviors and lifestyles.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Hold on, if Niki is the breadwinner, will that mean that she will end up paying fatrick alimony?

No, the courts would rule that she's a woman and would be a liability to her. Plus she could argue that Patrick has contracts with publishers to write books and such contracts are six figures according to him. When in doubt, she can play the victim card. It wouldn't surprise me if the was the one who got paid.

 

[Next Task]

If we're posting random theories as to who might be SWATting Pat...

I am certain at least one or two were false flags. A couple of the early ones especially, that were done when he was out of town at conventions. But the police logs suggest that he is getting real ones now. While it could be someone from here or OnA that's having their own fun but knows enough not to brag about it, anyone who encounters Pat has reason to hate him, and I honestly doubt the culprit(s) are from either forum.

But there was a theory around the Marjorie Taylor Green SWATting that it was done by someone unrelated to any of the troon drama, but saw an opportunity and took it. Someone connected to America First was the most likely connection, but there's a wide net of people and their fans who hate the Farms.

So, new theory: in between the false flags, someone SWATted Pat as part of the SWATting campaign that was happening. They followed his reaction, like all good trolls and arsonists. Which meant they would have seen just how poorly Pat handles being fucked with - and very likely learned to hate him like anyone who encounters Pat, because he can turn people against him with just one tweet. So every now and then this person gets bored, or gets enough cover like Ethan Ralph's recent spree, and sits it to Pat again. Pat doesn't have to false flag for his victim points anymore either, so win/win.

Tl;dr: Even random malicious SWATters online can find Pat, hate him, and want to keep fucking with him.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

It's probably the troons trying to take the forum down. They're going to build up a bunch of swattings of lolcows and then use them to get another hitpiece written by troon-simping journalists at some point. They'll probably wait until another cow commits suicide, or Null hosts another infamous suppressed video, or something of the sort.

False. Think! Who would benefit the most from the swating? WHO, I ask you?? The Brothermen hate it. Kiwis hate it.

And above ALL, Piggy hates it.

And when you apply Occam's Razor to the last point, the answer becomes quite obvious: Annabelle is just torching her allowance to the ground on burner phones.

Good girl.

 

[Mr Moonface]

 

[delite]

So good he had to tweet it twice

 

[Reverend]

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Stunning and Brave move sticking it to the man!

 

[Orange Rhymer]

So good he had to tweet it twice

Doesn't make sense. Casinos have a HUGE incentive for a 'trustworthy' buffet. If people get sick at the buffet, they won't stay/gamble at the hotel.
Casinos are held to higher standards than the typical ma/pa restaurant as well. Inspectors visit casinos constantly due to the volume of people (and casinos pay big fines, which fund the department.) Ma/pas never get visits unless someone drops a dime.

A better joke would have been
"Gas Station Sushi"

because, gas stations have low food standards, and a fleeting client base. Plus low-pay, poorly trained employees - unaware of basic hygiene.

Now we know why Fatrick is a 1.7 GPA.
and why his 'stand-up' and 'books' suck ass.

 

[JCDenthog]

So good he had to tweet it twice

This is it, this is the tweet that'll go viral guys. The tweet that will save his career by thrusting him into relevancy.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

"Isosteric"
"Professional" "author"

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Fatso swatted again the same day as Ethan's haters

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/community-driven-happenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-14898909

 

[delite]

Patrick is a better thread than ethan ralph based on the fact that we make the most with the least content fuck ethan but porky is peak LOLCOW

 

[grapeshark77]

Info on the police calls logger website
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https://archive.fo/BRVXT /// https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2023-02-15

It always amuses me how he waits a bunch of time before announcing the attempted swattings, like he's reflecting on the gravitas of the situation or something.

The fact that he got it simultanously with a bunch of Ethan Ralph related people lends credence to the theory that it's someone that just goes through a list of targets with no rhyme or reason IMO.

This is the most sensible theory, probably someone who doesn't even post anywhere. The narrative shift is interesting, the MPD are now familiar faces, they don't come in with weapons drawn, etc. You'd think if that was the case he'd have his home put on a list like streamers do, especially after 14 times.