Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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Pit Viper Salesman said:
Ralph responds by talking massive shit to his own lawyer.
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Imagine being a savagely beaten retard, with raccoon eyes after literally having your skull crushed to the point that now your eyes point in opposite directions for the rest of your life, and then you're talking shit to your own lawyer.

This man may be the dumbest retard who ever tarded.
 
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Pit Viper Salesman said:
I know it sounds like I might be joking but I'm not. Who here thinks Ralph tried to cut a deal with her about getting a discount if he promoted her on the Killstream?
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I believe he probably considered it. Just last night he thought about getting a free room(?) by saying he was a social media influencer and it would boost their business.
 
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.iota. said:
well, it's certainly not with your wit, skill, or general appeal.
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I like how this retard doesn't get that when he's paid, which is pretty infrequent lately, it's for ripping the heads off chickens and fucking them. He's literally a circus geek. Nobody cares about his opinions, just how degenerate and pathetic he is.
 
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Chuddybuddy said:
It’s almost unbelievable how dumb this motherfucker is. I’m in awe every day.
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It's amazing, isn't it? Like every day it's a new revelation of retardation. Just when you think this guy can't do anything dumber than what he just did, he lowers the bar. He was very accurate when he said "no one goes lower than me" (or something).
 
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AnOminous said:
I like how this retard doesn't get that when he's paid, which is pretty infrequent lately, it's for ripping the heads off chickens and fucking them. He's literally a circus geek. Nobody cares about his opinions, just how degenerate and pathetic he is.
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I keep wondering why we don't get a Pink Flamingos style competition break out amongst the cows about who's the filthiest.
 
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Pit Viper Salesman said:
Final piece of the follow up to the original info drop. Ralph's attorney berates him for leaking her info on his stream and threatens to drop him if his followers or haters bother her. Ralph responds by talking massive shit to his own lawyer. Ethan Ralph, wordsmith and courtroom operator indeed. Jennifer Granger must have the patience of a saint or be more desperate for money than Ralph.

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Just let me know what I can and can't say. I'm pretty used to that the last two years
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Weird that he used his freeze peach as an excuse to cower out of the warski fight, but is now bitching out to his trollop lawyer.

All I know is that no lawyer, especially a bitch like Jennifer here (who probably has a loose pussy), would ever be able to tell me (a man who is a human being who doesn't live in fear) what I can and can't say on the internet. I guess some of us are just made of tougher stuff than others.
 
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