Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Sammies#1Fan]

Nemmy is our spirit animal in the World of Sadness that is the Rod clan. May he grow up to be a New Zeland based flightless bird.

Newman's game is coming along pretty strong so far, though Nemmy already had him topped in at this age.
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Newman already looks like he's had enough of Jill's shit.

 

[multiverse]

Newman already looks like he's had enough of Jill's shit.

And enough of his mom's GHADLY hair hanging in his damn face all the time. Stop choking me, mahmo!

 

[Android raptor]

Nemlings remain the smartest Rods.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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In the last pic above Heidi was a bridesmaid at her older sister's wedding who got married in June 2022.

FUCK ME, those hills have EYES.

 

[anliteralidiot]

More courtship photos that according to Reddit, Aunt Ellen took. That's where I took the photos from cause I couldn't find the original post myself.
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Edited to add the new Facebook posts from Jill.

Good lord their child is going to have such a terrible overbite. I hope Timmay gets them dental care. I wish he looked interested in any of these. He's just standing there with his hands in his pants, and she at least looks optimistic!

 

[Jane Eyre]

Jill helped out with the youth ministry at Anchot Baptist Church, by putting on a volleyball game I guess. Samuel shared his salvation testimony, I'm bringing just the 1st video of it.

The same church mentioned above had a 1950's themed Valentine's banquet and Jill & David went on a double date with Nurie & Nathan.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Jill helped out with the youth ministry at Anchot Baptist Church, by putting on a volleyball game I guess. Samuel shared his salvation testimony, I'm bringing just the 1st video of it.
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Does Nurie lean forward and jut her head/neck forward like that so she doesn't appear taller than Nathan, or is it poor posture, or does her next just connect at a really weird angle?

 

[calypsowashi]

Does Nurie lean forward and jut her head/neck forward like that so she doesn't appear taller than Nathan, or is it poor posture, or does her next just connect at a really weird angle?

Poor posture/malnutrition. She's been competing as long as she can remember with darling Mama so shrinking away next to her headship is second nature. IIRC, they bought her wedding dress when she was like 13 and she still fit into it nearly a decade later which blows my mind.

 

[TractorGirl]

Does Nurie lean forward and jut her head/neck forward like that so she doesn't appear taller than Nathan, or is it poor posture, or does her next just connect at a really weird angle?

I think it’s just an awkward pose after it being drummed into her head for years to appear “demure”

 

[Android raptor]

Poor posture/malnutrition. She's been competing as long as she can remember with darling Mama so shrinking away next to her headship is second nature. IIRC, they bought her wedding dress when she was like 13 and she still fit into it nearly a decade later which blows my mind.

There's a lot of horrifying things about this paragraph, first being that anyone would buy a wedding dress for a 13 year old in the first place.

That's some Islamic-ass content.

 

[LonesomeDud]

There's a lot of horrifying things about this paragraph, first being that anyone would buy a wedding dress for a 13 year old in the first place.

That's some Islamic-ass content.

It's really strange to assume Nurie would be the same size. Do you intentionally buy a standard size dress and just adjust it later?

I couldn't wear anything from when I was 13 other than maybe a hat.

 

[TractorGirl]

It's really strange to assume Nurie would be the same size. Do you intentionally buy a standard size dress and just adjust it later?

I couldn't wear anything from when I was 13 other than maybe a hat.

I still fit the same earrings!

 

[Dr. Butt]

Does Nurie lean forward and jut her head/neck forward like that so she doesn't appear taller than Nathan, or is it poor posture, or does her next just connect at a really weird angle?

Sort of looks like a move people with double chins or chubby cheeks/round faces do. It's basically the pro-ana/red carpet neck tendon jut? She looks like someone told her she had a double chin or fat face when she was 13 and has been overcompensating for it in photos ever since.

 

[LonesomeDud]

They don't believe in infant baptism. Nehemiah and Newman will be baptised when they "choose to" do it themselves. Which will most likely happen when they are around three or four... because, you know, it's an entirely different thing to baptise a three-yearl-old than baptise a baby.

What sect baptizes when the child is three or four? I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying it's a very bad age to ask someone to devote themselves to anything. I understand baptizing infants and starting around when someone's a perceivable adult and the different reasons for it, but three? Really?

@TractorGirl - This is a dumb question, but doesn't the piercing hole change over the years a little?

 

[Elysian]

It's really strange to assume Nurie would be the same size. Do you intentionally buy a standard size dress and just adjust it later?

I couldn't wear anything from when I was 13 other than maybe a hat.

Jill is definitely operating under some warped assumption about how “trim” Nurie would be as an adult.

I can still fit into t-shirts from when I was 13 because I’m a card carrying member of the itty bitty titty committee and have a small waist. I’m also very lanky though so if anybody bought me a wedding dress at 13 the skirt/sleeves would be way too short by now lol

 

[multiverse]

EDIT: this is rumor only, posted to r/fundiesnark and now deleted.

Take this with a grain of salt because Jill herself hasn't posted this yet. But: apparently poor tarded Priscilla Waller asked her husband's congregation to pray for Nathan's mother in law yesterday, due to suffering a miscarriage. Allegedly, Jill is able to receive medical care (aka a D&C) because she's at Nurie's house in Florida - Ohio has banned this life saving health care.

This would make Jill's sixth SEVERE miscarriage to date. She is 44 years old though, so this isn't a huge surprise.

If true: Jill is probably going to convalesce at her leisure at Nurie's place as long as possible. No wonder they've been there for two weekends in a row.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Take this with a grain of salt because Jill herself hasn't posted this yet. But: apparently poor tarded Priscilla Waller asked her husband's congregation to pray for Nathan's mother in law yesterday, due to suffering a miscarriage. Allegedly, Jill is able to receive medical care (aka a D&C) because she's at Nurie's house in Florida - Ohio has banned this life saving health care.

This would make Jill's sixth SEVERE miscarriage to date. She is 44 years old though, so this isn't a huge surprise.

If true: Jill is probably going to convalesce at her leisure at Nurie's place as long as possible. No wonder they've been there for two weekends in a row.

It'd be interesting if Jill was pregnant but hadn't announced it yet despite being super eager to reveal her daughter's pregnancy so early on.

 

[Jane Eyre]

Take this with a grain of salt because Jill herself hasn't posted this yet. But: apparently poor tarded Priscilla Waller asked her husband's congregation to pray for Nathan's mother in law yesterday, due to suffering a miscarriage. Allegedly, Jill is able to receive medical care (aka a D&C) because she's at Nurie's house in Florida - Ohio has banned this life saving health care.

This would make Jill's sixth SEVERE miscarriage to date. She is 44 years old though, so this isn't a huge surprise.

If true: Jill is probably going to convalesce at her leisure at Nurie's place as long as possible. No wonder they've been there for two weekends in a row.

Well that's interesting because on Facebook Jill has been posting to Facebook stories as recently as 7h ago and has seem pretty unbothered with her posts .

 

[multiverse]

Well that's interesting because on Facebook Jill has been posting to Facebook stories as recently as 7h ago and has seem pretty unbothered with her posts .
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I know, I know. Like I said, grain of salt - my source is r/fundiesnark. And, the post has since been deleted (I'll update my post above to reflect this.)

The poster claimed that there was video of Pris doing this in front of the congregation, I'll look around to see if this actually exists.

 

[Android raptor]

It's really strange to assume Nurie would be the same size. Do you intentionally buy a standard size dress and just adjust it later?

I couldn't wear anything from when I was 13 other than maybe a hat.

Plus it comes off as more than a little creepy and groomy, since marriage shouldn't be something anyone is thinking about with a 13 year old.

But yeah girls bodies don't completely finish growing til around early 20s just like boys, so most grown women won't be able to fit what they wore when they were 13. Red flags in every direction.