Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

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I half feel bad for Abi. She has to keep posting for her brand and engagement but taking head on selfies is such a Sophie's choice. Do I accentuate my massive chin and jaw, or do I show off my fivehead that I don't soften with a fringe for some reason.

Poor babes, stay strong, you pass as a very unfortunate looking woman (until you stand up)
 
I half feel bad for Abi. She has to keep posting for her brand and engagement but taking head on selfies is such a Sophie's choice. Do I accentuate my massive chin and jaw, or do I show off my fivehead that I don't soften with a fringe for some reason.

Poor babes, stay strong, you pass as a very unfortunate looking woman (until you stand up)
Selfies are cringe and vain and Choob is old enough to be embarrassed of it and remember when it was the mos bigheaded (excuse the pun) thing one could do.

I post loads of pictures on Instagram but never selfies. I post general photography of stuff I see. He’s in New York City too, so why do we care about seeing a bland coffee shop interior that could be anywhere, and him?
You would think he’d be like, visIting a friend there he could take a picture of them or their artwork or whatever it is they are up to and boost them a bit, or what the fuck ever.

Help some fresh new NY troon out- such is the limits of being a ‘creator’ who isn’t creative or connected to anyone who is, with any degree of affection. It’s narrow at the top babes, Only room on Platform Tube for Tube!
Never mind that it’s boring, now enjoy your new photo of previously uncharted areas of his cranium
 
God damn, Choob! The hair thinning is really starting to set in. I wonder if by 35 he's going to have nothing but hair left at the sides like the MS Paint drawings and he'll stubbornly refuse to do anything about it, just like he completely left his anvil jaw alone with the FFS. And he can spin it as bravely and stunningly defying beauty standards.

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The absolute size of Choob's skull next to Finnster's. I know Finnster isn't a troon (yet) but I also love how these images show the dichotomy of British troons: monsterhon or femboy.
 
I half feel bad for Abi. She has to keep posting for her brand and engagement but taking head on selfies is such a Sophie's choice. Do I accentuate my massive chin and jaw, or do I show off my fivehead that I don't soften with a fringe for some reason.

Poor babes, stay strong, you pass as a very unfortunate looking woman (until you stand up)
Not sure if choob even knows this, given how poorly he takes care of his hair, but a fringe can be difficult to pull off if you have a large forehead and fine or thinning hair. If you want a thick fringe, the hair stylist with have to cut a very large amount of your hair, which will probably end up looking weird and it is probably too much maintenance for choob to get it to lay properly. If he tries wispy bangs or side bangs, it could just exacerbate his huge forehead more esp if he doesn't style it which we know he wont, but if i were him i would still give it a try lol. I agree his hair pushed back in front is not the look.

God damn, Choob! The hair thinning is really starting to set in. I wonder if by 35 he's going to have nothing but hair left at the sides like the MS Paint drawings and he'll stubbornly refuse to do anything about it, just like he completely left his anvil jaw alone with the FFS. And he can spin it as bravely and stunningly defying beauty standards.

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The absolute size of Choob's skull next to Finnster's. I know Finnster isn't a troon (yet) but I also love how these images show the dichotomy of British troons: monsterhon or femboy.
If that one isn’t a troon I don’t know what is…
 
God damn, Choob! The hair thinning is really starting to set in. I wonder if by 35 he's going to have nothing but hair left at the sides like the MS Paint drawings and he'll stubbornly refuse to do anything about it, just like he completely left his anvil jaw alone with the FFS. And he can spin it as bravely and stunningly defying beauty standards.

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The absolute size of Choob's skull next to Finnster's. I know Finnster isn't a troon (yet) but I also love how these images show the dichotomy of British troons: monsterhon or femboy.
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Glad that Marilyn Manson lost the weight and is back on tour again.
 
wtf is that black thing?
A stab proof vest incase he gets John Lennon’d by scorned Joan?
His plentiful gut is still on display, careful Choob!
It’s a corset top. Very popular for American female influencers. Abi is just relating to the youth of today like the twenty one year old lady she is!
 
Ooof, people are sitting spread out in the front rows, which indicates that it wasn't a huge turn out for poor Choob.

I don't get why he didn't just have the showing in the UK where he could at least beg family and friends (?!) to attend. Well, I know why (he's stalking Hontra), but still.
 
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The absolute size of Choob's skull next to Finnster's. I know Finnster isn't a troon (yet) but I also love how these images show the dichotomy of British troons: monsterhon or femboy.
How does Olly manage to look so huge and angular even next to other men? Before he trooned out he was pudgy, and I always assumed he was short. I don't know how he managed to make himself look so manly. Maybe it's the cheek implants.

Dylan Mulvaney does the same thing of consistently wearing dresses with cutouts. I don't know why either of them is doing it; they've not got any kind of figure worth showing. And look at that forehead! His hairline doesn't look that far back in his videos.
 
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He’s really chosen a dress that accentuates his lack of breasts and rectangular figure, with bonus posing to show of thick legs and gigantic feet. I almost feel like its part of his fetish to pick the most unflattering outfits possible. Is he going for “dude in a dress”?

Hair and makeup look surprisingly good, he found some decent talent in NYC.
 
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Glad that Marilyn Manson lost the weight and is back on tour again.
lmfao!
i went and googled these pictures before i'd even scrolled far enough down to see that you had already said MM...
He looks like Old and Fat era Marilyn Manson.
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just.................those first two premier pictures.
jesus fucking christ.
 
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Glad that Marilyn Manson lost the weight and is back on tour again.
It’s hilarious and sad that he thinks he looks like a woman

When in reality he looks like an objectively frightening and famously freakishly ugly man

If he merely covered up his pink hoggy face with white makeup he’d be Marilyn Manson
 
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