Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BoglimArchives]

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You be careful, Null's gunna ban you for reaction images lol

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Kind of hope that cobra would rant about this and say his state is full of sickos. Guess you want have everything in life. View attachment 4542366

Cobes is strangely mature about politics. He just has opinions and thinks just siding with one party blindly is dumb dood. If you take into account your average party line towing retard it's kind of sad that Cobes of all people managed to figure out that it's stupid to just parrot shit because your preferred party likes something.

Good for you Cobra, you earned that dog treat.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

 

[Goblin9]

osh has a valid point that THE TROLLS will and can make anything he does a mess from finding a new place or working somewhere. It's Josh's own fault for not being able to keep his mouth shut, but the reality is he can't share anything in his life like he used to without a third-party being harassed, be it a place of employment, landlords, friends, etc.

I wonder how many people are involved in this harassment. Every cow has an army of guys spamming contacts like a new Battletoads is about to be released. How many whackos are calling non stop and ordering all this crap to his door? It's probably arranged on discords and maybe we have some spies on here willing to talk. I doubt we can get exact numbers but how many are we talking where a bar gets non stop calls? 5? 10? or more?

I would also like to know why Door Dash doesn't have ways to prevent deliveries. It seems an obvious feature to be able to set restrictions on your address. Like Josh could sign up and set his address to only allow paid for deliveries to prevent wasting everyone's time. Maybe I'm giving too much credit to nigger deliveries but why wouldn't that be possible? Same with fast food places. If it's not prepaid don't deliver to Josh at the Cobra cave. Saves everyone time and money for something easy to automate.

I do hope someone pulls the grindr trick but does it on Tindr for a smoking hot woman. Would take way more effort but who wouldn't enjoy some 9/10 turning up and asking for Josh and getting Boglimed? The poor lass walks away suddenly dry between the legs and Josh shouts "Haha, I own my trolls lives. I told that tranny to fuck off!" Sending fags round is funny and all but Josh's autism and rage over an of age woman being disappointed by him would be hilarious. I'm shocked the weens haven't ordered him a hooker to see how he reacts.

 

[Potion_Time]

I would also like to know why Door Dash doesn't have ways to prevent deliveries. It seems an obvious feature to be able to set restrictions on your address. Like Josh could sign up and set his address to only allow paid for deliveries to prevent wasting everyone's time. Maybe I'm giving too much credit to nigger deliveries but why wouldn't that be possible? Same with fast food places. If it's not prepaid don't deliver to Josh at the Cobra cave. Saves everyone time and money for something easy to automate.

You forgot that Josh is retarded. He couldn't even cash in a dominos gift card without sperg raging. There's zero chance he would be able to figure out how tweak obscure setting in door dash to solve a problem that he thinks his entirely his trolls fault anyways.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Cobes is strangely mature about politics. He just has opinions and thinks just siding with one party blinding is dumb dood. If you take into account your average party line towing retard it's kind of sad that Cobes of all people managed to figure out that it's stupid to just parrot shit because your preferred party likes something.

Good for you Cobra, you earned that dog treat.

This is true; if only he could learn not to parrot stupid shit because he saw it on a Youtube video.

 

[HiveDull]

Sobered up and making Bacon Dorito Nachos with Butter:

What a guy, I figured he would have the foresight to take down his drunken rage against the couch (it was lookin' real cute), but he just leaves it up.
Keep on rocking on, Cobes. Rock and Roll never dies.

EDIT: So, like. Why does he have a chess set? Our boy does not have the mental capacity to play chess nor does he have anyone to play chess with

 

[RollingRock2]

Sobered up and making Bacon Dorito Nachos with Butter:

What a guy, I figured he would have the foresight to take down his drunken rage against the couch (it was lookin' real cute), but he just leaves it up.
Keep on rocking on, Cobes. Rock and Roll never dies.

EDIT: So, like. Why does he have a chess set? Our boy does not have the mental capacity to play chess nor does he have anyone to play chess with
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"Why does he have a chess set?"
Because it's goth duh

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Why does he have a chess set?

There must have been one as a prop in an Ozzy video.

 

[DrNow]

If Cobes had the brains it probably wouldn’t be that hard to work out whose screwing with him. I’m sure they could be baited in such a way that they don’t pay attention to opsec.

Obviously the best course of action would be to starve them of attention. This is where he could use a wrangler, somebody to tell him ‘you’re not gonna spend 45 minutes ranting about somebody sending you mayonnaise’.

People aren’t gonna put things through his door if they know he’s absolutely not gonna talk about it. But that’s never gonna happen.

 

[Goblin9]

You forgot that Josh is retarded. He couldn't even cash in a dominos gift card without sperg raging. There's zero chance he would be able to figure out how tweak obscure setting in door dash to solve a problem that he thinks his entirely his trolls fault anyways.

Josh is but Clint isn't... well kind of us. The point is it maybe possible to help Cobes avoid the retarded time wasters while getting more content as forced payment would give him stuff rather than waste his time.

If Cobes had the brains it probably wouldn’t be that hard to work out whose screwing with him. I’m sure they could be baited in such a way that they don’t pay attention to opsec.

Obviously the best course of action would be to starve them of attention. This is where he could use a wrangler, somebody to tell him ‘you’re not gonna spend 45 minutes ranting about somebody sending you mayonnaise’.

People aren’t gonna put things through his door if they know he’s absolutely not gonna talk about it. But that’s never gonna happen.

Josh won't shut up about it and even if you do get the info what are you going to do about it? They're likely teenagers using skype to call places or using apps to order stuff. You can find a few on Reddit but again what are you going to do about it? They're not going to stop because you told them or threatened them on the internet. They know you can't go round their house with a bat and take a swing at them if they don't behave. You can possibly dox them but that's not very threatening either.

The only way to avoid being fucked with on the internet is to not be a target (too late) or to turn the computer off and walking the fuck away (Josh will not do this)

 

[DrNow]

Josh is but Clint isn't... well kind of us. The point is it maybe possible to help Cobes avoid the retarded time wasters while getting more content as forced payment would give him stuff rather than waste his time.

Josh won't shut up about it and even if you do get the info what are you going to do about it? They're likely teenagers using skype to call places or using apps to order stuff. You can find a few on Reddit but again what are you going to do about it? They're not going to stop because you told them or threatened them on the internet. They know you can't go round their house with a bat and take a swing at them if they don't behave. You can possibly dox them but that's not very threatening either.

The only way to avoid being fucked with on the internet is to not be a target (too late) or to turn the computer off and walking the fuck away (Josh will not do this)

I guess the worst case scenario for them is being immortalised on kiwi farms as a retarded ween. How they react to that will probably vary from individual to individual. I mean they’re just kids being stupid at this point. They’re not Isabelle Janke or anything so it wouldn’t really go anywhere.

Josh is like a performing chimp acting within the limits of his ever deteriorating mind. The whole thing is weirdly symbiotic.

 

[Goblin9]

I guess the worst case scenario for them is being immortalised on kiwi farms as a retarded ween. How they react to that will probably vary from individual to individual. I mean they’re just kids being stupid at this point. They’re not Isabelle Janke or anything so it wouldn’t really go anywhere.

Depending on the people involved they may well be. The weens brought in by Nigger Brown are trying to create a new Chris chan with themselves as the Clyde Cash of the saga. I would not be shocked if they try to get cobes some tard pussy.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

Watch the trolls do like that one guy suggested and and him a Tinder date. He could get caught goth dummy mommy with big hooter who will clean him up, dry him out, and become a respectable avant garde musician owning the h8rs

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Watch the trolls do like that one guy suggested and and him a Tinder date. He could get caught goth dummy mommy with big hooter who will clean him up, dry him out, and become a respectable avant garde musician owning the h8rs

If he cleaned himself up, stopped drinking and stopped screaching like a moron he'd still only be lucky to get a special needs or former addict with issues and it'd turn toxic prety fast.

 

[shaverinocory]

"Why does he have a chess set?"
Because it's goth duh

[AI] Aw yissssss

 

[Goblin9]

If he cleaned himself up, stopped drinking and stopped screaching like a moron he'd still only be lucky to get a special needs or former addict with issues and it'd turn toxic prety fast.

As long as they use protection is there a problem with him hooking up with a goth with aspergers? Biggest issue is the trolls would ruin the relationship. Which is a shame. I'd like to see the food hacks he would make for his beloved wench.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

As long as they use protection is there a problem with him hooking up with a goth with aspergers? Biggest issue is the trolls would ruin the relationship. Which is a shame. I'd like to see the food hacks he would make for his beloved wench.

They wouldnt use protection and I don't want josh being allowed in the gene pool even at the shallow end, no kid deserves that and Clint's not got it in him to raise yet another Josh at this point.

 

[Goblin9]

They wouldnt use protection and I don't want josh being allowed in the gene pool even at the shallow end, no kid deserves that and Clint's not got it in him to raise yet another Josh at this point.

Hey tubes, it's your boy CobraJFS here. Todays food hack is the coat hanger abortion..

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

If he cleaned himself up, stopped drinking and stopped screaching like a moron he'd still only be lucky to get a special needs or former addict with issues and it'd turn toxic prety fast.

What else is there in Casper?