Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

Which duo is the King and Queen of the Sektur?

  • Ethan and Cleo.

    Votes: 144 29.3%
  • Adam (Godwinson) and Elaine.

    Votes: 67 13.6%
  • Ashtonne and Tardski.

    Votes: 280 57.0%

  • Total voters
    491
I don't have anything interesting to say other than this feud is getting tired and gay as fuck and I highly suspect it's going nowhere. What frustrates me so much about PPP is his continued cowardice and insistence on never improving and focusing so hard on Ralph it reminds me of the Sons of Kojima on Phil. Also he's fucking fatter than Ralph.

Godwinson on the other hand keeps dancing around and never lands a killing blow. He's gotten too enamored in this feud and with the gay porn watching with Ralph I'm not really sure he understands how he comes across anymore. This is just too personal and gay now and sometimes I think it'd be better if they just moved onto other subjects. I don't know how many times you can shout "Remember Andy Jr." at a camera for months and it remain funny.

I suspect even if they did finally do a debate it'd just be them rehashing their rehearsed Kiwi farms takes at each other, learning nothing and continuing to seethe at each other behind their e daddies for the forseeable future. At some point, someone's just gotta be the bigger man and move on to something else. KC is basically dead in the water at this rate anyways.

It won't be Ashton because moving on because he's too fat to move.
 
Did you help Godwinson review the gay porn for Ralph?
No, I even had advised against going on there. I found out next day.

His soul the is property of the Frito-Lay corporation, subsidiary of PepsiCo.
This is also true

Maybe ever since PPP blocked you so you can’t anger and fluster him with occasional comments on his Twitter, and Adam’s been absent for a few weeks, Asstroon finally found the courage to still his shaking hands and do an actual response instead of dropping passive-aggressive comments on Kino Casino.

Of course he couldn’t do it live since you and other haters might have been there to call him fat and gay, so it had to be pre-recorded even though there was no reason for it to be, but that’s a side issue.

Will Asston explain why he blocked you, or have the balls to address it? Press X to doubt, folks.


Hey at least we might get some retaliatory content now.
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I like how he's under the impression I live here. Did he think between some 9am post and some 3pm post I didn't sleep, work, eat and do other things and just lurked here for a whole day?

I don't have anything interesting to say other than this feud is getting tired and gay as fuck and I highly suspect it's going nowhere. What frustrates me so much about PPP is his continued cowardice and insistence on never improving and focusing so hard on Ralph it reminds me of the Sons of Kojima on Phil. Also he's fucking fatter than Ralph.

Godwinson on the other hand keeps dancing around and never lands a killing blow. He's gotten too enamored in this feud and with the gay porn watching with Ralph I'm not really sure he understands how he comes across anymore. This is just too personal and gay now and sometimes I think it'd be better if they just moved onto other subjects. I don't know how many times you can shout "Remember Andy Jr." at a camera for months and it remain funny.

I suspect even if they did finally do a debate it'd just be them rehashing their rehearsed Kiwi farms takes at each other, learning nothing and continuing to seethe at each other behind their e daddies for the forseeable future. At some point, someone's just gotta be the bigger man and move on to something else. KC is basically dead in the water at this rate anyways.

It won't be Ashton because moving on because he's too fat to move.
It really IS at peak gayness levels. Asstroon is at the best possible time to go after Ralph and he's swerved from that to... read KF's thread on Adam? Worse, he has zero receipts for any of the shit he said and we all know he has zero credibility at this point!

He even boasts about numbers like he's some sort of legit celebrity when he is literally hit 6000 views on his 'expose' video. He's never even seen a million hits in his life! He thought he was going to be a star because he leeched off Andy's decaying fame and has two or three deep pocketed paypigs keeping him on life support. If we're talking youtube revenue, he's probably making 100 bucks every two months if he's lucky. Maybe I should book a flight to Jamaica one of these weekends and mock him. Someone should tell him his vagina is showing, getting your hair braided is mega gay and so is getting your butthole waxed.
 
No, I even had advised against going on there. I found out next day.


This is also true


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I like how he's under the impression I live here. Did he think between some 9am post and some 3pm post I didn't sleep, work, eat and do other things and just lurked here for a whole day?


It really IS at peak gayness levels. Asstroon is at the best possible time to go after Ralph and he's swerved from that to... read KF's thread on Adam? Worse, he has zero receipts for any of the shit he said and we all know he has zero credibility at this point!

He even boasts about numbers like he's some sort of legit celebrity when he is literally hit 6000 views on his 'expose' video. He's never even seen a million hits in his life! He thought he was going to be a star because he leeched off Andy's decaying fame and has two or three deep pocketed paypigs keeping him on life support. If we're talking youtube revenue, he's probably making 100 bucks every two months if he's lucky. Maybe I should book a flight to Jamaica one of these weekends and mock him. Someone should tell him his vagina is showing, getting your hair braided is mega gay and so is getting your butthole waxed.
The biggest issue of both Adam and Asston is that they are two people known to fluff things up and have in the past admittedly used kayfabe to get rise out of people. So the burden of proof they must meet for their claims is not that of the average person. I briefly had same issue during my hunt against kinochet after fumbling the ball once but my response to that is just buckle up and basically get everything under a microscope in order to get to the truth which we eventually did. Obviously this isn't true crime, probably noone is gonna get arrested but you never know lol. However in order for either of the two to pass something as genuine at this point they have to meet a higher demonstrable standard than usual. Otherwise everything is just dismissed automatically as shitflinging and it doesn't have any real impact, it's not something that's damaging and in fact it makes them both look like retards. Adam or Asston gotta come on with the hard proof on this, no bullshit, no gayfabe, and the truth will set them free. Excactly what happened, and the one who cowers and lies loses. Preferably the best way to settle this once and for all is them to go to a neutral platform and just dump shit on each other. Or they can do their reply girl bullshit but with something that actually has impact this time.
 
The biggest issue of both Adam and Asston is that they are two people known to fluff things up and have in the past admittedly used kayfabe to get rise out of people. So the burden of proof they must meet for their claims is not that of the average person. I briefly had same issue during my hunt against kinochet after fumbling the ball once but my response to that is just buckle up and basically get everything under a microscope in order to get to the truth which we eventually did. Obviously this isn't true crime, probably noone is gonna get arrested but you never know lol. However in order for either of the two to pass something as genuine at this point they have to meet a higher demonstrable standard than usual. Otherwise everything is just dismissed automatically as shitflinging and it doesn't have any real impact, it's not something that's damaging and in fact it makes them both look like retards. Adam or Asston gotta come on with the hard proof on this, no bullshit, no gayfabe, and the truth will set them free. Excactly what happened, and the one who cowers and lies loses. Preferably the best way to settle this once and for all is them to go to a neutral platform and just dump shit on each other. Or they can do their reply girl bullshit but with something that actually has impact this time.

Yeah this not showing receipts bullshit is just sad and unbecoming of REAL DRAMA. People want the killshot, not a fairy dance.

Then again this guy claims i'm 57. I'm 44 for the record. Still old, but not THAT fucking old lol. This is definitely starting to smell like gayfabe to me, Asstroon is literally just cutting a gay wrestling promo both in his mind AND on screen. Sadly, none of the actual wrestling is happening and it's wearing thin on everyone lol
 
This corn-rowed 700 lb, sunburned nigger gave me a brief flashback of Bo Derek from "10" by being her rank antithesis, and ruining the memory.
Get fucked fatso.
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Seriously, THIS is the guy calling everyone gay??? The guy who has a slave wipe his ass for him and has a dude braid his rapidly vanishing hair, who watches gay porn for 'research' and has never touched a woman?
You can't sweep it up fast enough, Guntwinson janny
 
You can't sweep it up fast enough, Guntwinson janny
what exactly am I sweeping up? I literally have had no contact with Adam for at least two, maybe three weeks! The last time I even put up a video was January 19th, almost a month ago!

Now suddenly your master and idol the PPPig opens his suspiciously waxed butthole to talk like he's somehow putting out new info when all he did was lazily read from KF and you wanna be there to lick the piggy's butt the moment it gets dirty again?
 
what exactly am I sweeping up? I literally have had no contact with Adam for at least two, maybe three weeks! The last time I even put up a video was January 19th, almost a month ago!

Now suddenly your master and idol the PPPig opens his suspiciously waxed butthole to talk like he's somehow putting out new info when all he did was lazily read from KF and you wanna be there to lick the piggy's butt the moment it gets dirty again?
Look i believe you, you haven't had a contact with Adam for at least two maybe three weeks but you also went to Surfer's show and said that you were in daily calls with both Adam and Persip Squire and Bryan Dunn a bit before the gay porn watchalong with Ethan Ralph transpired. Obviously you are not saying the whole story here because there is some gaps. You were in daily calls with these people and i've been warning you because you need to watch out, you have a family and i liked your songs which were a great source of inspiration, and if you see my post history i haven't extended this hand to anyone before like this. Now i know obviously you haven't planned anything or something like that because you seem like a genuine guy, but you have to tell the truth here because it will come out eventually. And let me explain what i mean by that because you might be somewhat confused.

You know how drama works you don't need me to explain it, you've been in countless shitflingings since before i was even browsing this side of the internet. You know these things leak and you know that these people are going dark on you, the people you were in daily calls together with. You know something ain't right and i can see it in your posts and your thought process through the thread. And you also know as well as i do that if they need to throw you as fuel into the fire that they will without a second thought in their mind. But here you have an advantage. If you have anything, and if you've seen anything and you disclose it right now, you know as well as i do that you can only be a winner in this situation. If anything went on during those calls, because you've seen what they've done in the past they record that shit, it will come out. So it's best for you to tell us or if you can to present us, what is going on. It could even be something harmless like "Hey Asalieri go check my thread what are those speds up to ?", i don't fucking know. But for you to be in daily calls with these people all day like this you can see how someone that is looking at this from a 3rd person standpoint is starting to ask questions. Something must be up, so please help out a bit here so that you can be helped later.
 
what exactly am I sweeping up? I literally have had no contact with Adam for at least two, maybe three weeks! The last time I even put up a video was January 19th, almost a month ago!

Now suddenly your master and idol the PPPig opens his suspiciously waxed butthole to talk like he's somehow putting out new info when all he did was lazily read from KF and you wanna be there to lick the piggy's butt the moment it gets dirty again?
You seem genuine enough, and I like your music and content

Thing is, Godwinson has evolved into a bitter jilted ex who has talent but only repeats the same points about the Pig from Canada as nauseam. I think Godwinson has over extended himself too much with being a Guntguard. I understand it’s to get under PhatPhuckingPhaggot’s thin pig skin but the meme wears out quickly. Especially after the recent trash fires Ralph has been involved with
 
Look i believe you, you haven't had a contact with Adam for at least two maybe three weeks but you also went to Surfer's show and said that you were in daily calls with both Adam and Persip Squire and Bryan Dunn a bit before the gay porn watchalong with Ethan Ralph transpired. Obviously you are not saying the whole story here because there is some gaps. You were in daily calls with these people and i've been warning you because you need to watch out, you have a family and i liked your songs which were a great source of inspiration, and if you see my post history i haven't extended this hand to anyone before like this. Now i know obviously you haven't planned anything or something like that because you seem like a genuine guy, but you have to tell the truth here because it will come out eventually. And let me explain what i mean by that because you might be somewhat confused.

You know how drama works you don't need me to explain it, you've been in countless shitflingings since before i was even browsing this side of the internet. You know these things leak and you know that these people are going dark on you, the people you were in daily calls together with. You know something ain't right and i can see it in your posts and your thought process through the thread. And you also know as well as i do that if they need to throw you as fuel into the fire that they will without a second thought in their mind. But here you have an advantage. If you have anything, and if you've seen anything and you disclose it right now, you know as well as i do that you can only be a winner in this situation. If anything went on during those calls, because you've seen what they've done in the past they record that shit, it will come out. So it's best for you to tell us or if you can to present us, what is going on. It could even be something harmless like "Hey Asalieri go check my thread what are those speds up to ?", i don't fucking know. But for you to be in daily calls with these people all day like this you can see how someone that is looking at this from a 3rd person standpoint is starting to ask questions. Something must be up, so please help out a bit here so that you can be helped later.
That's just the thing WAS in daily calls, not AM. Most of December and like the first week or two of January. It's been pretty sporadic ever since and at least I have work and too much real shit to worry about that I don't participate full time. I was literally on my end of year vacation when I went at it full force for a good month lol.

They never directed me to check on KF, in fact they all tried to dissuade me from posting here, which naturally only made me want to post here more. They couldn't fathom why I would even go out of my way to get an account and bother. Sometimes, I question that decision myself as you say, I really oughtta know better than to get involved. But as you know, it can be oddly fun at times.

Shit, if I HAD any goods to produce, I woulda given them up a long ass time ago. Surfer wasn't part of any of it, which is why I literally had to ask him for his Discord on that very stream. That should be at least evidence of Surfer having nothing to do with it. Persip wont ever give up whatever goods he may or may not have on Asstroon, no matter how much Asstroon taunts him. No idea why, honestly. If it was me, I'd have already set Asstroon on fire with it by now. I'm starting to wonder if he even does have 'the goods' as it were.

One thing I am annoyed with is that this shit predictably went to him and several others attacking my wife and kids to get to me. That's some cheap shit and i've always frowned on those kinds of tactics. Maybe someone will help me out and in the name of online entertainment endorse me getting a trainer to get me fit for a fight with the fat piece of shit. It'd be nice to get some sort of retribution for my troubles...if my supposed allies won't help me, then maybe someone else would!

The takeaway here should be I don't do this for clout. If that were the case, i'd put a lot more time and effort into it and build something out of it. There IS no clout in drama with some nobody like Asstroon. He's the only one who mistakenly thinks his 6k views and meager viewership with some very deep pocketed paypigs somehow amounts to 'famous'. So all I can hope for is that those same deep pocketed paypigs would want him to put up or shut up. They would be so bored with him that they would WANT to watch me fight him rather than watch him run his mouth uncontested.
 
Asa PPP will never fight you nor anyone else

The man can barely stand up on his own two feet anymore. If he did agree to the fight it would go the same way as the Ralph one did. It's all bluster and talk until its time to really sign a contract. It'll never happen man as great as the content would be its a dead end
Man, it really isn't like my times anymore. The internet has pussified these people.

Ralph wont fight, PPP won't fight, what a bunch of fags. You would THINK this is perfect, whether you win or lose the fight you at least show up and put up your dukes, there's nothing but respect waiting for you... unless of course you last 10 seconds and go down like a bitch, that is.

I would jump at the opportunity, myself. But what do I know, i'm a '57 year old faggot furry' according to the fat lesbian with braids. Yes, I wish his paypigs would wise up and make him actually WORK for their cash, but I am also out of touch with what people online today call 'funny'
 
That's just the thing WAS in daily calls, not AM. Most of December and like the first week or two of January. It's been pretty sporadic ever since and at least I have work and too much real shit to worry about that I don't participate full time. I was literally on my end of year vacation when I went at it full force for a good month lol.

They never directed me to check on KF, in fact they all tried to dissuade me from posting here, which naturally only made me want to post here more. They couldn't fathom why I would even go out of my way to get an account and bother. Sometimes, I question that decision myself as you say, I really oughtta know better than to get involved. But as you know, it can be oddly fun at times.

Shit, if I HAD any goods to produce, I woulda given them up a long ass time ago. Surfer wasn't part of any of it, which is why I literally had to ask him for his Discord on that very stream. That should be at least evidence of Surfer having nothing to do with it. Persip wont ever give up whatever goods he may or may not have on Asstroon, no matter how much Asstroon taunts him. No idea why, honestly. If it was me, I'd have already set Asstroon on fire with it by now. I'm starting to wonder if he even does have 'the goods' as it were.

One thing I am annoyed with is that this shit predictably went to him and several others attacking my wife and kids to get to me. That's some cheap shit and i've always frowned on those kinds of tactics. Maybe someone will help me out and in the name of online entertainment endorse me getting a trainer to get me fit for a fight with the fat piece of shit. It'd be nice to get some sort of retribution for my troubles...if my supposed allies won't help me, then maybe someone else would!

The takeaway here should be I don't do this for clout. If that were the case, i'd put a lot more time and effort into it and build something out of it. There IS no clout in drama with some nobody like Asstroon. He's the only one who mistakenly thinks his 6k views and meager viewership with some very deep pocketed paypigs somehow amounts to 'famous'. So all I can hope for is that those same deep pocketed paypigs would want him to put up or shut up. They would be so bored with him that they would WANT to watch me fight him rather than watch him run his mouth uncontested.
Damn a whole month huh ? Must have been rough running through the motions for that long. All cool. Obviously you don't remember everything that transpired in that whole month of calls, hell sometimes i forget what i ate yesterday when asked. However if you recall anything, no matter how small you might think it is, it could help you out a lot and we will always be ready to hear you out on it.

On another note you seem very eager to wanna fight Asston huh ? Don't blame ya he has a pretty punchable face. Asa and PPP in the ring, in a sumo match or anything you guys wanna duke it out on, i am all for it man. I would love to see this happen, actually everyone in all the threads involved in the sektur would fucking go wild about a fight like this. I think a Sumo Wrestling Match between you two is the most appropriate way to settle this matter, but if you guys wanna get in shape and box, or do MMA or streetbeefs meet in the parking lot of some 7-Eleven, that's up to you 2. And fuck those paypiggies they'd rain money out their asshole for that to happen so Tardski would bring Asston into the ring with a wheelbarrow if he had to.
 
You seem genuine enough, and I like your music and content

Thing is, Godwinson has evolved into a bitter jilted ex who has talent but only repeats the same points about the Pig from Canada as nauseam. I think Godwinson has over extended himself too much with being a Guntguard. I understand it’s to get under PhatPhuckingPhaggot’s thin pig skin but the meme wears out quickly. Especially after the recent trash fires Ralph has been involved with
Any form of gunt guarding is gay. Godwinson is one with the gunt now.
 
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Damn a whole month huh ? Must have been rough running through the motions for that long. All cool. Obviously you don't remember everything that transpired in that whole month of calls, hell sometimes i forget what i ate yesterday when asked. However if you recall anything, no matter how small you might think it is, it could help you out a lot and we will always be ready to hear you out on it.

On another note you seem very eager to wanna fight Asston huh ? Don't blame ya he has a pretty punchable face. Asa and PPP in the ring, in a sumo match or anything you guys wanna duke it out on, i am all for it man. I would love to see this happen, actually everyone in all the threads involved in the sektur would fucking go wild about a fight like this. I think a Sumo Wrestling Match between you two is the most appropriate way to settle this matter, but if you guys wanna get in shape and box, or do MMA or streetbeefs meet in the parking lot of some 7-Eleven, that's up to you 2. And fuck those paypiggies they'd rain money out their asshole for that to happen so Tardski would bring Asston into the ring with a wheelbarrow if he had to.
Ironically, I did challenge him to an actual sumo match like a month ago, he ignored the tweet.

Now I'd rather just punch his face a few times and be done with it. I don't want to get arrested for assault either. It's not worth jail time for me. At the end of the day he's just some smug fat shitheel online who runs the moment it turns sour. I would love it if I could make his paypigs see some sense. It means more entertainment for everyone in the long run, so there's that.
 
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