Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

The military is filled with retards and the ASVAB is retarded easy. When I took it one of the questions was something like, “what geological formation can sometimes resemble a mountain and can erupt and spew lava?” A fucking volcano. Not embellishing here.

Was the answer literally “a fucking volcano” or would plain volcano do?
 
Holy shit patrick get it together.

Here's some squealing from today. I'm still going through them but look at how much he's tweeted (these are just the ones at his child stalkers) in the LAST HOUR ALONE. Tweet limit when, Elon?
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I don't interact with Fatrick in any capacity but nonetheless I had a flash of guilt looking at these. He's a deeply fucked-up person. Not a speck of perspective or introspection anywhere. Also obese.
 
I'm genuinely baffled as to what he thinks people could be charged with.

If he manages to identify the swatter and it’s not him, then that is actionable.

The rest he has either killed his own case or they are more civil matters than criminal.

Calling him fat for instance is slander or defamation, but he would struggle to make a case not just because he is objectively fat, it would also have to demonstrate being called a fat shit would hurt him financially.

I don't interact with Fatrick in any capacity but nonetheless I had a flash of guilt looking at these. He's a deeply fucked-up person. Not a speck of perspective or introspection anywhere. Also obese.

I am guessing it has got to a stage where his personal reality is that he would be a successful writer, talking head, pundit and local hero if it were not for these stalkers swatting and mocking him on twitter.

His engagement to him is damage control and demonstrating that he is winning.

I also suspect that his drinking is worse, as in he is drinking heavily and regularly.

Anyone who has spent time dealing with a near or full on alcoholic knows that the alcohol helps them believe their own reality, even when they are not actively drunk at the time.

When I was taking the piss earlier about him sucking cock for beer and then having to drink even more to kill the memory, while maybe he is not drinking specifically for that reason, he certainly could be drinking more because reading a load of horrible shit about yourself is of course traumatizing.

I would imagine it’s even worse when it’s true and you know it.

More horrible when true but you have to deny it.

But the worst has to be when it is random total strangers speculating on your life and their mean spirited guesses are accurate.

The poor fat fucker should just resort to heroin.
It might actually improve his life, at least he would loose weight and stop drinking.
 
Didn't Cumia reach out to Pat at one point? I wanna say back when the OnA Subreddit existed.
He is fat, nobody believes his lies, he is a man who will literally look at your face and say, staring straight into your eyes, that he isn't fat while weighing at least 350 pounds. He's FAT! He's a FAT SON OF A BITCH!
 
Holy shit patrick get it together.

Here's some squealing from today. I'm still going through them but look at how much he's tweeted (these are just the ones at his child stalkers) in the LAST HOUR ALONE. Tweet limit when, Elon?
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I'm amazed that he still can't admit that he was the one writing in erasable marker on his own motorcycle when whoever it was in the video had his same sneakers and wasn't surprised by or even flinched at the porch light coming on.

I picked up a copy of Gate Crashers at a used bookstore today for $6 - totally pristine; the other book I got has spine wear, this one had never been cracked. I had it on kindle but thought a physical copy would be better for flipping through looking for lines like this:

"In all my cycles, I have never heard something so preposterous and offensive."

"I take it you've never watched the BCS Bowl selection process at work."

He writes dialogue like someone who has never spoken to a human being before. This stilted language sounds like it's from a '50s joke book.

"Say neighbor, in all my years have I never experiened relentlessness like these recent rains."

"I take it you've never caught the ire of your mother-in-law after a careless word left her in a state."
 
This porktrait might take a couple of days, but I want to add as much lore details as possible.

I thought about putting medals with his 'achievements':
number of followers on Twittard, blue checkmark, the keys to his vehicles, etc.
while leaving a blank background for posterity/ future arcs' edits.

Due to the ominous-sized nature of the subject in question,
(and the thousands of pages in this thread) this is a useless pursuit for a single person.
Perhaps changing the width of the canvas for the final piece might work.

Regardless, I wanted to know which 10 distinctive elements
I should include/can't be left out of the pigture
for this to be as accurately representative of PSTD as possible.
By all means, feel free to suggest.

I'll be posting the final coloured version in 2 days.

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Holding a pepperoni with an Afro and chain
 
Even if a pest got arrested and was brought before the law the stalker would just plead out to a lesser charge and walk free. What does fatty think would happen? A life sentence for felony texting?
I think the literal retard thinks they'll get the death sentence however he wont say that because he knows just how derange that would sound on Twitter.
If he manages to identify the swatter and it’s not him, then that is actionable.

The rest he has either killed his own case or they are more civil matters than criminal.

Calling him fat for instance is slander or defamation, but he would struggle to make a case not just because he is objectively fat, it would also have to demonstrate being called a fat shit would hurt him financially.
Calling someone fat isn't slander/ libel as many people have their own idea what makes someone fat. It's an opinion. At least here you can't take someone to court over it.
 
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Ah yes, the "delusional misreading" of his great friendship with Jackson Jones who is serving a 3-year sentence for pedophilia, or his brotha Kelly Lee Williams being accused of rape and sexual misconduct by multiple Alaskan women.

It's all just mythology just like Rona's sworn testimony to police about Pat's plan to murder two adults and his newborn baby.
His next book is gonna be a rip off of Walter Miller - A Canticle for @stealthygeek
“Pound niggeroni, my jokebook, $40k for Quasi.”
 
"In all my cycles, I have never heard something so preposterous and offensive."

"I take it you've never watched the BCS Bowl selection process at work."

He writes dialogue like someone who has never spoken to a human being before. This stilted language sounds like it's from a '50s joke book.

"Say neighbor, in all my years have I never experiened relentlessness like these recent rains."

"I take it you've never caught the ire of your mother-in-law after a careless word left her in a state."

I've not kept up with this thread, so excuse me if that for which I ask has been posted here already, but I'm not seeing the grievous issues with that dialogue. This seems more like a case of finding things to stack against someone who's already fat and stupid. What's a particularly bad paragraph from this book? Where's his sheer lunacy, like when MovieBob compared The Wizard or whatever to JFK being assassinated and 9/11?
 
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Ah yes, the "delusional misreading" of his great friendship with Jackson Jones who is serving a 3-year sentence for pedophilia, or his brotha Kelly Lee Williams being accused of rape and sexual misconduct by multiple Alaskan women.

It's all just mythology just like Rona's sworn testimony to police about Pat's plan to murder two adults and his newborn baby.
Wrong again, pig child. Some things are obviously said in mockery and aren't true- like how niggers fart Big Nikki's vagina, and how you grind their nigger kids into pepperoni. Some things, however, are quite true: like how you're friends with multiple documented pedophiles, how you owe Quasi nearly $50,000, and of course, your measurable obesity by every medical standard, child.
 
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Ah yes, the "delusional misreading" of his great friendship with Jackson Jones who is serving a 3-year sentence for pedophilia, or his brotha Kelly Lee Williams being accused of rape and sexual misconduct by multiple Alaskan women.

It's all just mythology just like Rona's sworn testimony to police about Pat's plan to murder two adults and his newborn baby.

The only myth about Fatrick life is that he is not fat.
 
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