Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Big Nasty said:
How many of wanna bet that Lucas is gonna turn alt-right pretty soon? His ramblings about "the oligarchy" is a sure pointer in that direction. Would be a better fit for his loveshyness and lust for teen poon.
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I've been wondering that for a while. I find is so surprising how far left he is given his... lovely views.
 
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aerostar88 said:
I've been wondering that for a while. I find is so surprising how far left he is given his... lovely views.
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He's only far left because he thinks it will net him some millennial pussy. He literally sees Bernie Sanders as a ticket to free sex with hot chicks. I don't think he actually cares about leftist ideology.
 
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Fangsofjeff said:
He's only far left because he thinks it will net him some millennial pussy. He literally sees Bernie Sanders as a ticket to free sex with hot chicks. I don't think he actually cares about leftist ideology.
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He doesn't care about anything but math numbers, leeching off society, being dumb/creepy, and teenage girls.
 
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I've been addicted to Lucas for about two years now and have to say that this thread was the best birthday present I could have asked for.

Also, Lucas seems to believe he's in an abusive relationship with the world today...

I mostly joined because I can't share these things anywhere else when I make them and thought you prople might get a kick out of them.
 

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Kosher Dill said:
So wait, he has a "home"? I thought he just slept outside in puddles full of MRSA.
Does anyone know what his $430 debt is for? I assume fines for miscellaneous sex crimes.
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He had a home and some roommates at some point. Nowadays I think he sleeps at the homeless shelter or outside.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
So wait, he has a "home"? I thought he just slept outside in puddles full of MRSA.
Does anyone know what his $430 debt is for? I assume fines for miscellaneous sex crimes.
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Yeah, those were back in 2013 when he actually had a living arrangement that wasn't just "outside". I'm not exactly sure if that was pre- or post- roommate beating, though.
 
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WatchtheWorldWern said:
Back when he was living with "the lesbians" and thought Hillary was the obvious choice for president.
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He's not very subtle, is he? He acts like he willingly went celibate for 4 years but the truth is, he was pandering his ass off to whichever group he thinks will be the easiest to get poon from. I get the feeling that if a really stupidly hot millennial came along and said "Gosh, I really want to fuck you but I'm SUPER into President Trump and Christian fundamentalism", he'd make up some lie about trolling everyone on Facebook and get baptized.

I'm really surprised none of the weens catfishing him haven't taken this approach yet. It would be highly amusing to see how much he changes his narrative to fit whoever shows the slightest possibility of wanting to fuck him. Not that I'm advocating catfishing or fucking with him any further... he's deranged and doesn't need more prodding.
 
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Bitch I Might Be said:
He's not very subtle, is he? He acts like he willingly went celibate for 4 years but the truth is, he was pandering his ass off to whichever group he thinks will be the easiest to get poon from. I get the feeling that if a really stupidly hot millennial came along and said "Gosh, I really want to fuck you but I'm SUPER into President Trump and Christian fundamentalism", he'd make up some lie about trolling everyone on Facebook and get baptized.

I'm really surprised none of the weens catfishing him haven't taken this approach yet. It would be highly amusing to see how much he changes his narrative to fit whoever shows the slightest possibility of wanting to fuck him. Not that I'm advocating catfishing or fucking with him any further... he's deranged and doesn't need more prodding.
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Lucas has an overwhelming superiority complex and a need to constantly be right. He's shown that he's quick to latch onto movements or things that seem to have young/pretty girls attached, but I'm not sure he'd be able to put his ego aside. It might work, though, if they took the "I'm willing to learn the Wern, so don't be a bigot in the face of my Christianity/Republicanism" route. Then again, he might just see "Republican/Christian/someone I disagree with on face value called me a name, must block immediately."
 
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