Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

he gets a handle on his drinking

Well I don't see why you even have to mention this, he definitely has a handle for his drinking every day!

 

[feral cat #6385]

I think he'll be ok, as long as he gets a handle on his drinking. That video made me cautiously optimistic. His fucking arrogance still won't let him admit his responsibility from going to a guy most of the audience respected to a drunken lolcow, but if he wasn't a narcissist he wouldn't have YouTube channel.
That said, I think he's starting to figure it out himself. I think he's, if not pulling up, at least pulling back on the throttle.
He really needs to keep a handle on his drinking though, it's the cause of all his fucking stupidity that's just about sunk his reputation.

Spoiler: Locals Faggotry

And he could do worse than cutting off the fucking weirdos in his chat.
They're a mixture of creeps like CompleteRandom, (crying because a bot was stopping him posting titty pics of other chat members he collected for... reasons?) unhinged BPD psychos like MrStirFry and the other clowns with the rape threats, and desperate tarts like SallyLeather78, Egalitarian Stains and simps like ArtTheCuck.
They're fucking weirdos and Nick doesn't make good decisions when he's drunk, and they encourage the worst of his sped coomer bullshit.

Egalitarian Shit Stains

I will never forget that shit smeared ass pic she posted. How disgusting.

 

[AnOminous]

I think he'll be ok, as long as he gets a handle on his drinking.

Lmao. You are such a joker.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Drex has started handing out the bans in his discord server.

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Well unfortunate to Drex I'm not evilash3373, so Drex will need to keep cutting that grass.

I know what's going on here. This sad thin skinned beta negro who lives in his momma's house is going through the clip channel videos. Reading the comments. Noting the user names of any "detractor" and checking names against his discord members. Hilarious.

Swing and a miss Drex.

Well I don't see why you even have to mention this, he definitely has a handle for his drinking every day!

Nick has a two-fisted grip on his drinking.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Here is the chat that went from 2-14 at about 1800 CST until 2200 on 2-15.

As a note: I will post consecutive chats WITHOUT the reply lines since it seems harder to read. The full context is in the archive.

Here are some highlights:


They still hate KF:

Spoiler: How long until they try to send a spy here?

Southanarchist​

Hi kiwifags. I hope you all changed your diapers this morning and those of you who didn’t hang yourselves yesterday from the unending loneliness you experience constantly should consider a better hobby.​

​ 2023-02-15 07:25:12​

MrStirFry99​

lol. goin hard already huh? what did ther karms do this time?​

​ 2023-02-15 07:25:37​

Southanarchist​

I just wish they would all hang them selves as a general rule.​

​ 2023-02-15 07:27:32​

jrh5200​

Such as: hanging yourself with an extension cord​

​ 2023-02-15 07:32:05​

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LOCALS calls Nick out on the 5K grift

Spoiler: It won't happen. We are still waiting for the 100k sub 24 hour stream...

Southanarchist​

Yes ma’am. At least Nick tells us sweet lies, like the Balldo is fun for both parties and we will get a review of it lol​

​ 2023-02-15 08:53:32​

SleepingPsycho​

“5k gifts”​

​ 2023-02-15 08:54:16​

Southanarchist​

Lol, that Shit ain’t ever gonna happen​

​ 2023-02-15 08:54:57​

OhmsLawBadger​

hahaha Yeah Nick is full of shit.​

​ 2023-02-15 08:56:16​

MrStirFry99​

you spelled GRIFT wrong​

​ 2023-02-15 08:57:27​

MrStirFry99​

Ill be honest, to me, Nick keeps giving us bullshit about the Locals 5K gift. either he doesnt care enough or it was a lie to get more subscribers.​

​ 2023-02-15 08:59:42​

To be fair, he is friends with a lot of ComicsGate...

GingerWithASoul​

I’m starting to lose faith in that too​

​ 2023-02-15 08:59:59​

SirVieVal​

And if u joined because u wanted in on that sweet sweet 5k gift you're a literal fucking retard​

​ 2023-02-15 09:00:52​

Darkomen42​

He's having stuff made, have you ever manufactured 5000 of something?​

​ 2023-02-15 09:08:28​

SirVieVal​

ya thats like a shift's work​

​ 2023-02-15 09:09:37​

MrStirFry99​

clearly you havent. there should be a reasonable time frame as to when the order will be complete. Why cant he tell us that?​

​ 2023-02-15 09:10:54​

SirVieVal​

one of my first jobs : here are 10,000 adapters for 1911 suppressor threading. we want them all quality checked and deburred in the next 8 hours​

​ 2023-02-15 09:11:08​

Egalitarian like plastic faces and Devil's Cabbage:

Spoiler: Egalitarian being Egalitarian

EgalitarianBtch​

I get Botox injections once every year or so since my brow tends to droop and it affects my vision. I’m far more about function than vanity lol​

​ 2023-02-15 10:06:15​

StankyLeg​

No stop...It's posion. ask the docs​

​ 2023-02-15 10:06:57​

EgalitarianBtch​

Oh I’m aware. It’s literal botulism. But also, I would rather live my life comfortably than live forever and be practically blind or just not enjoy my life.​

​ 2023-02-15 10:09:10​

EgalitarianBtch​

Haha, I vape ​

​ 2023-02-15 10:03:07​

MrStirFry99​

wachy or regular?​

​ 2023-02-15 10:04:17​

EgalitarianBtch​

Both lol.​

​ 2023-02-15 10:06:39​

MisterFry99 explains cancer:

Spoiler: He is not a biologist

MrStirFry99​	cancer is literally the result of the curse upon the earth and man from adam and eve partaking in the "forbidden fruit".​	2023-02-15 10:26:07​
MrStirFry99​	there is no cure for cancer. daeth cna not heal itself.​	​ 2023-02-15 10:26:14​

panzerdood​

cancer isnt death tho, its simple healing without the stop switch​

2023-02-15 10:27:46​

clydefrog69​

Good job cookie, I’m glad you’re not as much of a dumb bitch as before.​

2023-02-15 10:28:12​

MrStirFry99​

no. cancer IS death. it is the dying and decaying of cells. its the opposite of life. you dont know what your talking about panzer.​

2023-02-15 10:28:32​

Southanarchist​

No you are wrong, cancer is literally uncontrolled cellular replication​

2023-02-15 10:29:38​

LOL! Not a Beanie fan!

TimcastIRL​

but i am literally tim pool​

2023-02-15 00:33:24​

Still-Life​

Of all the fucking people in the world you want to pretend to be a loser like TIm Pool? What the fuck is wrong with you?​

2023-02-15 00:37:42​

Carimachet goes META conspiracy:

Spoiler: It gets WEIRD New Age-y

Carimachet​

Itsa memory center so and it’s the third eye > the corpus callosum passes over it > the bridge of the 2 sides of the brain it’s a sensor and that means it sends and receives a signal​

2023-02-14 19:40:48​

SkylerThaCreator​

your pineal is your third eye tho?​

2023-02-14 19:41:19​

SkylerThaCreator​

looks at the light that normal eyes cant see?​

2023-02-14 19:41:56​

Carimachet​

Yes it has rod and cone shaped cells like your eye it also has pigment as well it is light sensitive as it is a sensor for the circadian rhythm > to sleep > along with many other functions to do with the brain and endocrine system which is all one big sensor​

2023-02-14 19:44:31​

Carimachet​

Humans don’t know everything about the human body but thru my studies I have determined that the third eye connects to different dimensions time tracks holds consciousness itself and lets me travel right now to whisper in your ear a smile > quantum entanglement >>>> but the third eye connects the body to the brain AND the endocrine system is emotional as well as rational​

2023-02-14 19:49:01​

Carimachet​

Yes incredibly playful and loves riddles > often dreams are riddle like but sadly not a lot of people experience it > I do kundalini meditations so I purposely connect with my third eye daily and sing with it​

2023-02-14 19:57:01​

Carimachet​

Full body orgasms > ecstasy nirvana > I lay down to meditate but some people sit > doesn’t matter whatever you prefer > it’s extremely healing for your body > ecstasy​

2023-02-14 20:05:06​

Carimachet​

It does matter I sleep with my head north east and feet south west ideally it should be head in east but my house is not set perfectly for that > best I can do but some people think magnetically your head should be in the south lines up with the earths electromagnetic pull​

2023-02-14 20:14:31​

Carimachet​

Yes in Ayuvedic medicine gravity is an issue I brought up when in school and the doctor I learned from dismissed it but they just see it differently than “gravity” like they say don’t lay down after eating it’s really bad etc many rules based on it > I always have a magnet in the chair I sit in most of the time I like it​

2023-02-14 20:21:32​

Carimachet​

Yes it’s always a dance and consciousness is always like this like playing a game you get better at being affected as well as affecting it’s like the dreams as you record them more they expand in scope and subject and interact more with you in your real life or waking life > like I had someone enter my dream that I met the next day etc > then you have to go about figuring out why the data is relevant​

2023-02-14 20:27:51​

Carimachet​

The person that came in my dreams ? He didn’t say anything he was a shop owner that helped me with a big issue I was having in Turkey > the dream just pointed me to accepting the help >>>> like crumbs on a trail​

2023-02-14 20:33:59​

SkylerThaCreator​

for me its always "wtf this was in my dream" and i look around like oh fuck that dude walked by oh shit its that chick. then i remember the dream itself was me walking around and seeing those people and looking around wildly lol​

2023-02-14 20:38:26​

Carimachet​

Hahhahahahha yes it’s incredibly alarming and I have gotten more and more used to it and tell people > oh you came in my dream they just look at me like “shut up” > I do want to say that there’s a giant difference between me dreaming about someone and someone walking into my dream > it’s a very radical difference​

2023-02-14 20:42:47​

Carimachet​

Hahhahahahahahhaha yes that’s why I say the third eye is a time traveler and the whole quantum entanglement thing as well have you studied Rupert sheldrake ?​

2023-02-14 20:45:38​

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She doesn't like Emily Baker

Carimachet​

You don’t want to know fren​

NONE​

“Who is EDB?”

Carimachet​

She is woke and has a fascist YouTube mod chat > YouTube mods are death​

2023-02-15 17:18:49​

LOL!

sanglant​ ​ ​

and joe said "LET MY PEOPLE SUB​ 2023-02-15 10:21:58​

Rage on Valentine's:

ChankkSaotome​

Just tired that all the Cuckservative Catlady feminist infiltrators are using the Watson story to hate on men from the other side now too. We get it, modern women hate men. Fine, Fuck all of you too. Y'all deserve to die. And I hope you burn in Hell.​

2023-02-14 17:55:14​

 

[Strix454]

Nick is still too much of a coward to even say it. You didn't go to "places" Nick. You went to a swingers resort by the name of Hedonism II. People don't go to that "place" to celebrate their monogamy. You didn't go to "a bar" Nick. You went to a gay bar called Gay90s and you went there high on Molly. As you yourself have said Nick, the reason men go to gay bars is to pick up men.
This is a reason your cope never works Nick. You are so caught up in your own bullshit that you can't even admit the truth to yourself. Stop talking about "places" and "bars". Say the names.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick is still too much of a coward to even say it. You didn't go to "places" Nick. You went to a swingers resort by the name of Hedonism II. People don't go to that "place" to celebrate their monogamy. You didn't go to "a bar" Nick. You went to a gay bar called Gay90s and you went there high on Molly. As you yourself have said Nick, the reason men go to gay bars is to pick up men.
This is a reason your cope never works Nick. You are so caught up in your own bullshit that you can't even admit the truth to yourself. Stop talking about "places" and "bars". Say the names.

It's also why he is afraid to have anyone publicly discuss it with him and wants everyone to just "email" him so it can be kept private. He doesn't want the information getting out, which is why he's such a pussy. He's trying to have it both ways because he doesn't ACTUALLY want to own his actions.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu "LOCALS calls Nick out on the 5K grift"

I love how these cucks are defending him regarding the 5k "gift" as if he hasn't had literally months and has to hand-craft the shit all by himself. Also him coping in the video about how much it's going to cost. 5k subscribers, $4 a month each after Locals cut, that's $40k in just two months and it's a business write-off. He's not hurting for cash no matter how much he wants to make a big deal about it. And that's not even bringing up his embarrassing car fiasco.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick is still too much of a coward to even say it. You didn't go to "places" Nick. You went to a swingers resort by the name of Hedonism II. People don't go to that "place" to celebrate their monogamy. You didn't go to "a bar" Nick. You went to a gay bar called Gay90s and you went there high on Molly. As you yourself have said Nick, the reason men go to gay bars is to pick up men.
This is a reason your cope never works Nick. You are so caught up in your own bullshit that you can't even admit the truth to yourself. Stop talking about "places" and "bars". Say the names.

That story about the 'fan' sounds fake as 'then everyone clapped'. LOL!

 

[Lone Outsider]

Nick is still too much of a coward to even say it. You didn't go to "places" Nick. You went to a swingers resort by the name of Hedonism II. People don't go to that "place" to celebrate their monogamy. You didn't go to "a bar" Nick. You went to a gay bar called Gay90s and you went there high on Molly. As you yourself have said Nick, the reason men go to gay bars is to pick up men.
This is a reason your cope never works Nick. You are so caught up in your own bullshit that you can't even admit the truth to yourself. Stop talking about "places" and "bars". Say the names.

You what's funny, Nick could have gotten way with a bottle up his ass and all off this fuckery if he just admitted he went on a bender and realized that he had to get his shit together afterwards. A bit of humility would have saved him a lot of trouble and what was left of his dignity.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

You what's funny, Nick could have gotten way with a bottle up his ass and all off this fuckery if he just admitted he went on a bender and realized that he had to get his shit toward afterwards.

LMAO, no!
He still would have caught shit for it.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick has a nervous compulsion to say "it's fine" and/or "it's okay" when he is stressed (which has been a lot over the last few months). He really has to stop dedicating so much time to telling people how much he doesn't care, especially with such an obvious tell (bordering on a verbal tick).

He mentions fixing people a lot in this video and in odd places, like this one early on:

Guy: Why are you happy that you're losing my donation?
Nick: You want me to fix you?

The above exchange is reminiscent of his position late last year, where he thought KF wanted him to be their dad and needed his guidance:

Nick is operating under the impression that the audience wants 41 years of personal history, likely because if Nick can make the task seem difficult enough he will be entitled to disregard the criticism. Nick doesn't acknowledge that all he really needed was a consistent portrayal of his values and there would be less controversy about his behavior. Whatever Nick's personal beliefs are he should at least account for the fact that, since his audience only see what Nick is like on camera, he should therefore be consistent when on camera.

Nick, if you're reading this, stop punishing people for paying attention to you when you speak and stop pretending to be a great mystery when there are hours upon hours of documentation that already exist (and are still forthcoming). You are just making things more difficult for yourself.

Nick also made an odd analogy about his content/audience: If one person doesn't like a Hershey bar, Hershey's doesn't go "we gotta change the formula" they say "buy a Nestle bar".

Nick's Hershey bar analogy is broken, but salvageable. Nick's situation is more like if Hershey's made a chocolate bar to grow the brand, then changed the formula without telling their customers. Many customers discovered this and don't like the new flavor and/or feel like they were lied to. Hershey's PR team then alternates between admitting they changed the recipe, claiming their customer's taste's have changed, and telling unhappy customers to "get the fuck out" while pretending to be baffled at why they are losing customers. Some customers then jump on the Nestle bandwagon where they laugh at Hershey's.

At any rate, Nick is a rambling mess and reiterating the same tired talking points that weren't convincing months ago.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Skeevy motherfucker can't stand still. Obviously drunk AND drugged. Pink eyeballs, distended eyes, swollen nose tip, dilated pupils, slurred speech, the perfect picture of a degenerate.
Who then lectures and puts on his world weary father knows best peformance. Over people just telling him the truth.
Cannot wait for the crash.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Skeevy motherfucker can't stand still. Obviously drunk AND drugged. Pink eyeballs, distended eyes, swollen nose tip, dilated pupils, slurred speech, the perfect picture of a degenerate.
Who then lectures and puts on his world weary father knows best peformance. Over people just telling him the truth.
Cannot wait for the crash.

He's more nose now than man, twisted and evil.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

In case anyone can download youtube livestream chats, the stream he had with Dick Masterson a day ago had some very interesting messages in it. I only tuned in for a few minutes near the end of the stream, and there was quite a bit in there. This 'Drew C' guy was talking to a 'JEN' the whole night I think, don't know if those people are also on locals.

Spoiler: Some Samples

NOTE: Drew is saying he was 14 with an 18 year old girl.

 

[Black Cat Owner]

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Damn, going over the recent Elissa clips posted here and looking at some of the chat logs since Nick's failed copesplaining over the 5k gift and man his busted wine moms getting salty. Wonder if he's getting buyer's remorse now cause him reading a court document tonight has been comfy.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Nick has a nervous compulsion to say "it's fine" and/or "it's okay" when he is stressed (which has been a lot over the last few months).

Until he started streaming, Nick was isolated to his social circle consisting of his mother and father, his wife, his young children, his in-laws, and his childhood friend Drexel. Maybe on the periphery you can count his church acquaintances and colleagues in the local legal community. The person he’s spent the last 20 years talking to is Kayla, his peer but also a mentally troubled basket case. I bet they weathered a lot of shit by simply weathering it. They got through the stresses of life, by Nick telling her it was ok, or was fine. So long and so much that it’s how he diffuses a tense situation. When chat started being his new histrionic wife, his instinct and tic is to placate babe.

He mentions fixing people a lot in this video and in odd places, like this one early on:

Guy: Why are you happy that you're losing my donation?
Nick: You want me to fix you?

“I WILL BE US”
see Kayla? I fixed it! I proved that I will step up to the plate by marking myself as a dude who steps up to the plate. Back to jerking off to other tits

 

[Potatoherder]

My money says Elissa if A: This was a real story, and B: This was not recent. Otherwise it could be Kalea or Perception Check.

This implies that it wasn't Elissa.

To not Doublepost:
A good night for Nick on rumble in terms of rants.

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Total Rumbles: $ 311
Rumble Count: 28 (21 unique)
Peak Viewers: 14724
Chat Messages: 5250 (652 unique users)
StreamID: 133123074
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Tonight is interesting that he got a pretty good move from yt to rumble. Anyone watch it between 1:30am central and 2:30am central? There is a dead zone with chats.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick has a nervous compulsion to say "it's fine" and/or "it's okay" when he is stressed (which has been a lot over the last few months). He really has to stop dedicating so much time to telling people how much he doesn't care, especially with such an obvious tell (bordering on a verbal tick).

He sounds like he's trying to convince himself.
Joking aside but in all seriousness, that lovely story about the "concerned fan"

I wonder how long he worked on that?
I think he sat down and tried to write this stunning closing argument as to how he's totally fine, he hasn't changed, it's all the audience's perception and he would deliver it all with the patience of a world weary Dad telling his dumb teenage kid how it really is and how they have nothing to worry about.
Sounds great, cool story Nick, really puts a hammer in those rumors.
And then he blows it by turning up on camera red eyed, bloated, and obviously drunk/high, and looking like a man whose kidneys are screaming "Staaahp" and instead of honestly facing the criticisms, he "Nicks" he deflects, he evades, and his story ends with the "concerned fan" now enlightened, getting up and walking away, because all the complaints about his ridiculous coom brained debauched behavior are all in the fans head...
Jfc.
I really think he's finally realizing the problem, but his stunning narcissism his arrested development and his total aversion to personal responsibility, wouldn't let him just accept how much of an idiot he's made out of himself.
It's cute how he sat down and crafted this totally real and not highly exaggerated encounter, but he's still not facing his real issue.
Which is his drinking.
He's pickled his sense of appropriate and consistent behavior.

Lmao. You are such a joker.

The handle thing just works on so many levels lol. Especially when you remember Nicks "Happy Endings" at the Massage Parlour.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He sounds like he's trying to convince himself.
Joking aside but in all seriousness, that lovely story about the "concerned fan"
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I wonder how long he worked on that?
I think he sat down and tried to write this stunning closing argument as to how he's totally fine, he hasn't changed, it's all the audience's perception and he would deliver it all with the patience of a world weary Dad telling his dumb teenage kid how it really is and how they have nothing to worry about.
Sounds great, cool story Nick, really puts a hammer in those rumors.
And then he blows it by turning up on camera red eyed, bloated, and obviously drunk/high, and looking like a man whose kidneys are screaming "Staaahp" and instead of honestly facing the criticisms, he "Nicks" he deflects, he evades, and his story ends with the "concerned fan" now enlightened, getting up and walking away, because all the complaints about his ridiculous coom brained debauched behavior are all in the fans head...
Jfc.
I really think he's finally realizing the problem, but his stunning narcissism his arrested development and his total aversion to personal responsibility, wouldn't let him just accept how much of an idiot he's made out of himself.
It's cute how he sat down and crafted this totally real and not highly exaggerated encounter, but he's still not facing his real issue.
Which is his drinking.
He's pickled his sense of appropriate and consistent behavior.

See message above yours. Elissa claims that she knows who this is.