Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

Nick Rekieta on interviewing a porn star: "If I interviewed a porn star I think it would be a normal talk."

Nick Rekieta when interviewing Kyle Rittenhouse:

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It seems Nick would try to respect a porn star as a normal human, but alternatively try to bring out the degenerate in Kyle.

Funny stuff.

It’s kind of evil when you think about it in the frame of “Rittenhouse is popular and many people support him because he seems very ordinary. The thing that stands out about him is his being a boy scout and junior police explorer, and seeming high moral character.”

Edit: my imagination:

Nick: So why’d you do it, hehe? Why’d you blow those fags (away), lololol!

Kyle: Well, Mr. Rekieta, sir, I was defending myself

Nick: I mean why were you there, like, in position to blow those fags (away) Lololol

Kyle: Well, I just grew up loving my country, and my home, and Superman and apple pie. And so when a city is burning, Superman would go and stop it. I want to be like my heroes.

Nick: BORING! Lol. Hey Kyle, have you ever heard of cartroons? They’re like cartoons, but I jerk off to them. Wanna jerk off to cartroons with me?

Kyle: Ummmmm

Nick: We should get you fitted for a balldo. Have you ever seen “Requiem for a Dream”?

 

[sum ting wong]

Nick Rekieta on interviewing a porn star: "If I interviewed a porn star I think it would be a normal talk."

Nick Rekieta when interviewing Kyle Rittenhouse:


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It seems Nick would try to respect a porn star as a normal human, but alternatively try to bring out the degenerate in Kyle.

Funny stuff.

I think one of the more annoying parts of the balls/no balls question is how Nick says "You brought this on yourself" after Kyle says next question. No he didn't, you half read the same question 10 times, each time saying I'm not gonna ask him that, until he finally had to ask what question you were "avoiding". Playing coy as if you didn't think he would eventually want to know what question you were avoiding is retarded.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think one of the more annoying parts of the balls/no balls question is how Nick says "You brought this on yourself" after Kyle says next question. No he didn't, you half read the same question 10 times, each time saying I'm not gonna ask him that, until he finally had to ask what question you were "avoiding". Playing coy as if you didn't think he would eventually want to know what question you were avoiding is retarded.

"Nick, the Balldo stuff, the Balls or No Balls question, the Futa stuff, its gross, just stop being fucking weird. just go being normal guy and start doing your law shit. People actually liked that content, why don't you go do that. I don't know why. You are obviously retarded.
OK, go do for it, whatever, you just go do that content, just Lawsplain, and you probably be fine, people eat that shit up, and instead you are going on these weird crusades against people trying to silence them when they make fun of you.
You deserved to be made fun of, you are retarded. "

 

[kadoink]

I'm pretty sure there's a way of figuring that out. Have you considered reading the thread instead of being a giant lazy retarded faggot?

Thats a good idea, reading 6 months of comments of the forum calling Nick a dumb fuck instead of asking why he's a dumb fuck now is a real smart way to find out whats going on a hurry. But thats the exact type of time saving thinking that a dumb nigger like you wouldn't consider because you're a dumb nigger.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Thats a good idea, reading 6 months of comments of the forum calling Nick a dumb fuck instead of asking why he's a dumb fuck now is a real smart way to find out whats going on a hurry. But thats the exact type of time saving thinking that a dumb nigger like you wouldn't consider because you're a dumb nigger.

The Highlight feature exists for this exact reason, you dipshit.

 

[LiquidKid]

The Hennessey package was quoted at $60k in 2022. It upgrades the supercharger and the fuel system to get to 1200hp and 902 lb-ft of torque. It seems strictly aimed at dumb guys who think that higher hp alone equals better car.
If he had any taste or sense, there is a whole world of better cars and more interesting driving experiences he could have done rather than buy a mustang. But its probably all just him living out a high school fantasy anyway. I kind of doubt he even enjoys driving.

I still find it funny that he went from talking up getting either a corvette or a hellcat only to settle for a mustang. A higher end mustang is like getting a V8 Camaro. Yes, it’s better than the cheaper version, but they aren’t particularly impressive cars.
And the mustang was too much car for him. Dude would have died in a hellcat

 

[Pudding Night]

"Nick, the Balldo stuff, the Balls or No Balls question, the Futa stuff, its gross, just stop being fucking weird. just go being normal guy and start doing your law shit. People actually liked that content, why don't you go do that. I don't know why. You are obviously retarded.
OK, go do for it, whatever, you just go do that content, just Lawsplain, and you probably be fine, people eat that shit up, and instead you are going on these weird crusades against people trying to silence them when they make fun of you.
You deserved to be made fun of, you are retarded. "

What is he even doing? Didn't he say that live streaming is his job? There are just about 40,000 people watching Emily Baker this afternoon and Nick is nowhere to be found. God, Nick, just get your shit together already.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I still find it funny that he went from talking up getting either a corvette or a hellcat only to settle for a mustang. A higher end mustang is like getting a V8 Camaro. Yes, it’s better than the cheaper version, but they aren’t particularly impressive cars.
And the mustang was too much car for him. Dude would have died in a hellcat

If I had the money to get a sports car for the fuck of it, it wouldn’t be front engine/ rear wheel drive.

EXCEPT I had an E46 chassis 325i before, the one where the ads back in the day were all about how the weight balance was perfectly centered between the axles.. it was God mode in snow.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Video 1: Dude, just make a specialty sticker pack. Cheaper and people will be happy to slap it everywhere. This long of a wait and constant keeping the merch hidden will lead to inevitable disappointment. Besides that, why on Earth would you promise another round for the 10k subs special if you have this many problems with 5k?

Video 2: The cope goes on for so long that my brain started tuning it out. I can't stop staring at The Nose. Has it gotten bigger lately? Is it the redness of drinking that makes it appear so plump? The high pitch of his voice makes sense once you consider that the tone must reverberate through that massive schnauze.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Dammit Nick why'd you have to turn into a drunken fucking pervert?
This is like a flashback to the old Nick from before he turned into a fucking faggot. Hits different when he still won't accept his fucking hypocrisy.

"All of a sudden something happened"

You happened Nick.
You turned into a fucking hypocrite.
Its insulting that he refuses to accept it. He really thinks most of his old audience just all of a sudden decided to hate him?
That he did nothing?
Nothing at all to invoke this huge negative response?
Really bro?
Yeah Nick, you're totally the same, you haven't changed at all.
And you didn't betray the audience Nick, you just made a fucking fool of yourself.
You don't owe anybody shit, apart from your wife and kids. Certainly not viewers.
You just fucked up. You're an alcoholic.
You started drinking too much, you made the terrible decision to overshare what a fucking sped you are behind the scenes.
Despite his Cope, he deliberately put forward a certain persona for years, and then because his drinking got the better of his common sense, he started with the coomer bullshit, and made an ass out of himself.
But yeah, its the audience's fault.
Come the fuck on Balldo.
Really bro?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Video 1: Dude, just make a specialty sticker pack. Cheaper and people will be happy to slap it everywhere. This long of a wait and constant keeping the merch hidden will lead to inevitable disappointment. Besides that, why on Earth would you promise another round for the 10k subs special if you have this many problems with 5k?

Video 2: The cope goes on for so long that my brain started tuning it out. I can't stop staring at The Nose. Has it gotten bigger lately? Is it the redness of drinking that makes it appear so plump? The high pitch of his voice makes sense once you consider that the tone must reverberate through that massive schnauze.

He is aging like a Sith.

I hope he stays safe in Vegas.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He is aging like a Sith.

I hope he stays safe in Vegas.

I think he'll be ok, as long as he gets a handle on his drinking. That video made me cautiously optimistic. His fucking arrogance still won't let him admit his responsibility from going to a guy most of the audience respected to a drunken lolcow, but if he wasn't a narcissist he wouldn't have YouTube channel.
That said, I think he's starting to figure it out himself. I think he's, if not pulling up, at least pulling back on the throttle.
He really needs to keep a handle on his drinking though, it's the cause of all his fucking stupidity that's just about sunk his reputation.

Spoiler: Locals Faggotry

And he could do worse than cutting off the fucking weirdos in his chat.
They're a mixture of creeps like CompleteRandom, (crying because a bot was stopping him posting titty pics of other chat members he collected for... reasons?) unhinged BPD psychos like MrStirFry and the other clowns with the rape threats, and desperate tarts like SallyLeather78, Egalitarian Stains and simps like ArtTheCuck.
They're fucking weirdos and Nick doesn't make good decisions when he's drunk, and they encourage the worst of his sped coomer bullshit.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Is he stoned or is it just the lighting making his eyes look like that?

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

What is he even doing? Didn't he say that live streaming is his job? There are just about 40,000 people watching Emily Baker this afternoon and Nick is nowhere to be found. God, Nick, just get your shit together already.

You ever see those videos where someone makes a tiny nick in a sandwall then the water trickles, rushes, POURS and just digs this insane giant channel?
When a drunk junkie pervert bisexual spirals, the spiral accelerates like a hammer sliding off of a roof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvajJYbah3o

Rekieta's death spiral is not a gentle forced landing. It is a self-fueling air explosion.

 

[200MB]

Bets on who the parasocial mystery woman was? Does Kalea still hang around the locals?

 

[The Goat Man]

Drex has started handing out the bans in his discord server.

Well unfortunate to Drex I'm not evilash3373, so Drex will need to keep cutting that grass.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Bets on who the mystery woman who peaced out was? Does Kalea still hang around the locals?

My money says Elissa if A: This was a real story, and B: This was not recent. Otherwise it could be Kalea or Perception Check.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Some thoughts: those people are never going to get that gift he’s lying through his big jew nose about that one, the gifts adding to his workload is total bullshit what workload do you have faggot we know you don’t prep for streams, the most you have to do right now is fight the lawsuit you brought upon yourself. He’s definitely retaining water from all the drinking/drugs or maybe it’s a weird perception from the angle he is standing at but he looks bloated as fuck

 

[Phony Chicken]

Drex has started handing out the bans in his discord server.

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Well unfortunate to Drex I'm not evilash3373, so Drex will need to keep cutting that grass.

Oh no, he found our undercover, top secret agent.
What a dumb nigger.