The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Paul (aka Bonnie) responds to Penny's recent crybully accusations:
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Transcript:

I was encouraged to make further comments on this and I've been holding back quite a bit so here we go
"4 months" It's easily provable that my "harassment" campaign started on December 26th with my posts outlining credible concerns with their operations for the public to discuss

She dead names me to my mother, the person who gave me that name
Who Penny knows I left NY to get away from
As a leader in the Trans community Penny should know the importance of respecting this aspect of transition and that it is NOT optional
You don't revoke it situationally

"False reporting" a very subjective opinion. It's certainly up to these "authorities" to determine that
I haven't felt safe on the property to access animal welfare, pics show excess of permitted animals
I requested the Humane Society to do a welfare check/ IRS Nonprofit Status

"inciting others to do violence" I have only incited others to come out with their truths and held space for credible accusations/concerns
I'm not aware of any violence occurring and it shouldn't be necessary to say but I do not condone violent acts against TUR and it's members

"give away [$150k] worth of livestock" She brags to reporters and podcasters that she didn't even need to pay for them
If they were profitable any rancher would fight tooth and nail to keep their livelihood
Giving them away is a clear indicator that they were a money sink

"the loan between y'all" still trying to figure this one out, as I understand it she started paying this after I left and was under no obligation to pay it
She instead should have been paying off the $21k debt she left me with that is now largely in collections

"you will be collecting the full value of the house" it was always our house
The loose verbal plan was to donate the paid off value of the house to TUR once they could open a mortgage for the rest
It is not theirs to leverage
They have only paid ~$10k towards the principle

"never been late on a payment" my credit report says otherwise
It's also worth noting that Penny was impersonating me to the mortgage company in order to make payments in an attempt to bypass establishing a lease or paying rent
This was Aug 28th 2022, we haven't talked since
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Penny urges my mother to make me stop "harassing" them
My mother and I have not been in direct communication since "siege" in 2021
She has not forwarded any such sentiment
She is mainly concerned with getting her affairs in order after her recent terminal diagnosis

"you are getting what y'all want"
Penny has not communicated with me directly and has no idea what it is I want
Their official "response" to my posts needlessly attacked a bystander
What I called for was accountability
Not the house

There will be high overhead to repair the presumed damage and known large disposal needs to be able to resell
My partner who we now know is epileptic cannot live in a wheelchair inaccessible property so far from a hospital.
I cannot simply move there
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/status-epilepticus

Idealistically they should have made every attempt in order to establish the requirements for a mortgage and bought the remaining cost of the house from us as discussed
Removing it from our credit, as it stands both Sky and I have limited ability to secure our own safe housing

She then goes on to mention that although she's only paying through February she is expecting to continue going on property through March
Unfortunately I did not receive the part of the conversation that follows so I'm confused as to the current plan with the dumpster

"respect and restraint" TUR's official statement is full of slander and lies
At this point I'm convinced Penny believes her lies to be the truth and is in need of serious mental health help
She has shown me no respect since I've left the property

I've barely begun unpacking the psychological effects of the marketed "siege" which is capitalized on nearly every media appearance
Conflicting reports call into question it's authenticity but living in that headspace isn't the same violence as she's projecting my tweets to be

I brought only a mini coopers load of my things during what Penny told reporters was "medical leave until spring"
Later I couldn't move with my truck as they alerted me to it's repossession
I was unable to retrieve my car, my dad's tools, desk I made, clothing, flags, and Appa

Appa being a living being shouldn't be left behind and should be arranged to be returned to me
When we first got Appa and Naga me and Penny always agreed that if things fell apart between us that Appa was mine and Naga was hers
Their incest puppies were never discussed

As they are not legally allowed to keep as many pets as they currently have I hope the puppies end up in good homes
If left to me, I would first offer them to stable former residents or volunteers that closely bonded with them and could use the companionship after ranch trauma

I've repeatedly stated I want the TUR project to end and I've laid out my logic
This goes beyond reasons, facts and figures. This goes to the core of why I believed in and joined the project, why I tried to help buy a house for it
I wanted trans people to have a real haven

This experience has taught me that alpaca belong in their indigenous home
Trans people deserve a space to be their true selves beyond their transition expression
Where they can be openly autistic and plural, have a safe place to express their trauma, and safe for disabilities
 
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Kindness also says she has a statement and photos of her experiences at the Tranch, but I don't think she's posted it. [I haven't seen it, at least...] I'm not expecting much since she's already qualifying it by bringing up her fake Munchie illnesses.
Twitter spats are fun and all, but Bonnie+co need to shit or get off the pot with their claims.
 
Paul and the Tranchers are all manchildren. It's astounding to me that Paul says he hasn't corresponded directly with Penny since August 2022. And then he goes on to say that he hasn't talked to his mother since the "siege" of 2021. How retarded can he be? Has he been talking through intermediaries this entire time?
Grow up, Paul. This is your financial future at stake. Be an adult and have a meeting (even if it's just on Zoom or whatever) with everyone involved. It doesn't matter how much you dislike Penny or hate your mean ol' mommy. 🙄 If Penny refuses to talk to you, get a lawyer and take action. You should have done this anyway, but late is better than never.

For me, the most interesting take-away from this response is that Paul is admitting that the "siege" was exaggerated or might not have happened at all.
  • This is the "siege" where armed fascists supposedly trespassed on the Tranch, but then shit their pants and ran away in fear at the sight of an armed Tranch guard/guest. The Tranchers used this to grift over $100k on GoFundMe.
 
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We totally believe the lies of this fat alpaca murdering asshole, who has literally admitted to digging mass graves.
Seeing as that several ex-tranchers all seem to have the perspective of "Any enemy of the ranch is a friend of mine", I'm willing to believe boner when he talks about this stuff. Penis however? Chewing side is known to lie like crazy.
 
"The loose verbal plan was to donate the paid off value of the house to TUR once they could open a mortgage for the rest"

What's the old saying? "A verbal agreement is worth the paper it's printed on."

"Incest puppies"
lol. As near as I can tell, every member of the TUR is an incest puppy. To a man, they all have that inbred Innsmouth Look.
 
So it's confirmed that they kept two unfixed dogs of opposite sexes unsupervised and got accidental incest puppies.
How the fuck did these faggots think they could keep alpacas if they can't even take care of their dogs
Genuinely curious as to how they handle their unfixed bitch's heats. Before I fixed my dog I had to make her wear what were basically pants to keep her from A. licking herself constantly and B. bleeding everywhere. Do they just let their dog ride it out and not give it any treatment whatsoever? Considering their history with animals the answer is probably yes.
 
Genuinely curious as to how they handle their unfixed bitch's heats. Before I fixed my dog I had to make her wear what were basically pants to keep her from A. licking herself constantly and B. bleeding everywhere. Do they just let their dog ride it out and not give it any treatment whatsoever? Considering their history with animals the answer is probably yes.
Who has time to diaper their bitch in heat when you could be a diaper troon instead?
 
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fig.1 -Liberation from Alpaccaau 2023, partially colourised.




The year is 2063.
The new world superpowers, as the metropolises of America, Russia and China lie in smoking ruin, are a small principality high in the Andes, Tranada and Tran, - the latter two nations known in the old times as Canada and Iran- now consisting of the entire Eastern continents of Europe and Asia, with Tranada stretching down to Chile.

(Japan are granted Vichy authority, as a vital, nation-wide factory producing the media material that made all of this possible to begin with- Anime & Hentai- their own revenge plot after the first atom bombs fell, ending an older war..)


A foolish mXn, with a surface level view, would look around him and call complete troon victory-
we are all foolish mxn now, our brains stunted from our daily diet of puberty blockers from age 1 to 27.

But the foolish mxn does not see the power behind the power- hx looks at his every compound, the town hall and seat of draconian governance also doubling as a school house, drag and fetish club, but hx does not worry hxmself with whose furry pocket hxs hard earned Troonbucks land in eventually.

Hx may have spent the early decades following 2023 wondering why 100 billion Cis-tax dollars a year were given to the new nation of Alpacrael:
Hx may have and agitated for the Wolf sanctuary, whose displacement as Alpacrael swelled was becoming more violent, and impossible to ignore.

If he voiced these concerns he was called a rabid anti-camelite, scorned.

But as a few survivors hobbled out of those frayed fences in 2023, weak, they didnt just swear 'never again'.
They swore revenge.

On TroonMan, CisMan, it didnt matter- no one helped them then.

The trans mascs™ were also bitterly hated, for it was they, who despite being equally under threat of the Tenacious Jackboot, who had scrabbled for hay on the floor with them, who had got even less nutrition from it and starved and died in - arguably- GREATER numbers- it was also they who acted Kappo for their 6'4 betters.
Their opposable thumbs wielded the shovels too.

Chapter 2.
The first step was standard. Every remaining Vicuna worldwide was hung after the long-running Troonenberg trials..
 
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Null should buy the tranch, turn into a memorial, charge visiting Kiwis admission, and sell beverages and snacks to offset hosting costs.

The neighbors are probably so sick of trannies now, they'll shoot any driving down the road, Null has free armed security for his registered agent.

Make it happen Null.
It could be used like one of those living museums. When Barb finally passes, you could get 14 Branchland Court disassembled and rebuilt brick by brick on the Tranch property.
What a marvelous idea! Just think of the possibilities for other exhibits. Maybe Kevin’s fetid pigsty of shame could be reconstructed and put on static display (with a velvet rope in the doorway)? Could do the same with Jack Scalfani’s kitchen, and rebuild it like they did with Julia Child’s in the Smithsonian. Maybe a gallery with DSP’s smelly brown couch and John S. Bulla’s glasses displayed in a plexiglass case like they’re Dahmer’s? An interactive suicide-by-door-hanging exhibit thanks to byuu?

I agree with @ellroy, Null. Make this happen.

🎶IT’S A BIG GUNT AFTER ALL🎶
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What a marvelous idea! Just think of the possibilities for other exhibits. Maybe Kevin’s fetid pigsty of shame could be reconstructed and put on static display (with a velvet rope in the doorway)? Could do the same with Jack Scalfani’s kitchen, and rebuild it like they did with Julia Child’s in the Smithsonian. Maybe a gallery with DSP’s smelly brown couch and John S. Bulla’s glasses displayed in a plexiglass case like they’re Dahmer’s? An interactive suicide-by-door-hanging exhibit thanks to byuu?

I agree with @ellroy, Null. Make this happen.

🎶IT’S A BIG GUNT AFTER ALL🎶
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Chris Chan could be housed there, away from harm (and requisite schools/playgrounds distance for whatever register he will be a lifelong signant on)
 
Jarod is buried with the alpacas
All this talk of those who no longer walk with the alpacas nudged me to go and check out on Sky. Lots of retweeting of unfunny troon memes, interrupted every couple of months by a thought even more vacuous than what he's been retweeting. Back at halloween time he was doing this (sorry about the white lines from my screencapping software - check the bigger images for the uncensored versions)
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I don't know if that's back at the tranch, or if old habits die hard and he's covering the floor of his new pad in cats piss soaked crap.

Then on Christmas Eve he was out at a D&D party. Paper plates, giant bags of junk food, the smell comes straight through the screen.
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Now I remember why nobody ever checks up on what he's doing.
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And here's an old tweet of Phil's that's not aged well
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Racist cultural appropriation.

I can hear James Connelly, Eoin MacNeil, Bobby Sands and Michael Collins spinning in their graves while James Joyce phantom laments and Cú Chulainn warp spasms in furious horror.

The Crow Woman, the Morrigan screeches on high that such an abomination, more foul that a Formorian or Crom Cruach could think that it has anything in common to the sons of Erin.
 
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