Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[AfghanBlue]

nice prem, tube.

lmao still the only person i've sen who manages to have an inverse hip.


and that other picture of him with the blacked out...child? smalller than average woman?
actally i'm guessing child, because she was blacked out.
utterly terrifying. too horrifying to repost.
as was his face in all of them, tbh

but lol that the kid was the only other person who followed his dress code.

@NationalBolshevik

In the dark dark choob, upon a dark dark choob,
there was a dark dark choob, and in that dark dark choob
along the dark dark choob, down the dark dark choob
beneath the dark dark choob, around the dark dark choob
there was a dark dark choobhole where three chooblets lived

there was a big CHOOB
and a little chooob
and a chube.

 

[Swimminglanes]

He's so overdressed. And the red carpet, it's the size of a bath mat.

He's living the dream.

 

[AssignedEva]

THEE Abigail Thorn
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He actually kinda looks like Contra in that second pic

Every photo/video he makes is in character. The "tee hee tired coffeeshop traveling influencer gurlll" is simply another viscerally cringe-inducing moment that Lennard never fails to surprise me with

Notice how posed those photos are as well - he's deliberately propped up that heart shaped purse to have it in shot.

wtf is that black thing?
A stab proof vest incase he gets John Lennon’d by scorned Joan?
His plentiful gut is still on display, careful Choob!

As someone else mentioned, it's a modern corset top - popular with zoomers at the moment. Can be kinda cute when styled appropriately.

Doesn't work so well with midrise jeans, a random t-shirt shoved underneath or worn by PhilosophyTube.

God damn, Choob! The hair thinning is really starting to set in. I wonder if by 35 he's going to have nothing but hair left at the sides like the MS Paint drawings and he'll stubbornly refuse to do anything about it, just like he completely left his anvil jaw alone with the FFS. And he can spin it as bravely and stunningly defying beauty standards.

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The absolute size of Choob's skull next to Finnster's. I know Finnster isn't a troon (yet) but I also love how these images show the dichotomy of British troons: monsterhon or femboy.

It's hilarious that people often post comparisons of trans lolcows next to women to contrast the size, and Ollie achieves that stood next to a man. Absolute unit, in awe of the size of that lad. Also he looks like Jefree Star in that sunglasses pic (I also hate that he's very obviously repurposing that nun habit for his second look. It'd work if he didn't have the white on it. Well, it wouldn't, but it at least wouldn't look like "I took off some of my costume and put cyberpunk armor on top".

Premiere pics:

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I bet that dress was expensive. But it looks cheap as fuck, because the seams are pulling and puckering and clinging in all the wrong places.
Because (say it with me) it doesn't fit.

 

[AfghanBlue]

He actually kinda looks like Contra in that second pic

Notice how posed those photos are as well - he's deliberately propped up that heart shaped purse to have it in shot.

As someone else mentioned, it's a modern corset top - popular with zoomers at the moment. Can be kinda cute when styled appropriately.
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Doesn't work so well with midrise jeans, a random t-shirt shoved underneath or worn by PhilosophyTube.

It's hilarious that people often post comparisons of trans lolcows next to women to contrast the size, and Ollie achieves that stood next to a man. Absolute unit, in awe of the size of that lad. Also he looks like Jefree Star in that sunglasses pic (I also hate that he's very obviously repurposing that nun habit for his second look. It'd work if he didn't have the white on it. Well, it wouldn't, but it at least wouldn't look like "I took off some of my costume and put cyberpunk armor on top".

I bet that dress was expensive. But it looks cheap as fuck, because the seams are pulling and puckering and clinging in all the wrong places.
Because (say it with me) it doesn't fit.

i desperately want to know what /tttt/ thinks of the premier pictures .
they will be brightening up many a hon's day, as some of them do in their lower moments feel resentful and envious of his highly curated 'passing' appearance

oh goooood GOD, i just remembered that he had this dress MADE for him!
remember, ' CALLING ALL DESIGNERS i need something for the red carpet, happy to be led by you on price! '

surely that cant have ended up happening because no one would tailor that dress to him...unless like, he just insists exactly what he wants despite all their protestations? surely that dress, wasn't made for him?
specifically, because, somewhat unusually for his clothes, it actually could look decent on someone else, but is in every way about the worst thing you could put on his shape and figure... unless i was done remotely and he idiotically lied about his measurements...i was going to say maybe he measured the wrong thing, but there is no ratio, lol, he's straight as a board from armpit to chuben hoof!

lol the corset, oh man.
the waist-height of the trousers (combined with his Tolstoy length torso ) threw me off so spectacularly as to not even know wtf i was looking at.

 

[Tombigbee]

I’m hurt he didn’t thank any of us.

More premiere pics.

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I know it smell crazy in there (after party):

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Making the rounds in NYC/appearing on podcasts:

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[TootfuckingToot]

I’m hurt he didn’t thank any of us.

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More premiere pics.

Fucking hell, thought it was my playback speed on the video at first but no, it's his Kate Middleton impression.

Tube.........Tube Princess now......Tube royal SMASH!!!!!!

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

lmao still the only person i've sen who manages to have an inverse hip.

Hank Hill has more hips than Chube.

 

[frap]

I’m hurt he didn’t thank any of us.

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Troons are too stupid to realise dark eye makeup makes their eyes look more sunken, accentuating their massive brow bones. Ollie doesn't need any help emphasising his masculine skull, so the effect is overwhelming when he does:



Also he should consider finding out if they can shave some of the bone off that forehead. Hardly the delicate skull of an elegant female. I'm sure he'd argue that it's just the camera adding ten pounds of bone.

 

[narcissistic injury]

No toob family or friends came to this eh? Doesn’t seem like it… just toob all by his lonesome with some fans

Pretty bleak

i desperately want to know what /tttt/ thinks of the premier pictures .
they will be brightening up many a hon's day, as some of them do in their lower moments feel resentful and envious of his highly curated 'passing' appearance

oh goooood GOD, i just remembered that he had this dress MADE for him!
remember, ' CALLING ALL DESIGNERS i need something for the red carpet, happy to be led by you on price! '

surely that cant have ended up happening because no one would tailor that dress to him...unless like, he just insists exactly what he wants despite all their protestations? surely that dress, wasn't made for him?
specifically, because, somewhat unusually for his clothes, it actually could look decent on someone else, but is in every way about the worst thing you could put on his shape and figure... unless i was done remotely and he idiotically lied about his measurements...i was going to say maybe he measured the wrong thing, but there is no ratio, lol, he's straight as a board from armpit to chuben hoof!

lol the corset, oh man.
the waist-height of the trousers (combined with his Tolstoy length torso ) threw me off so spectacularly as to not even know wtf i was looking at.

Hmmm I don’t think it’s custom made…. Hasn’t he already worn this before? What was that black thing he was wearing in the mirror selfies before??? Same dress??? Need to go looking for it

 

[Swimminglanes]

I can't seem to watch the video but he's on about his beloved red carpet in the bit I got.

He's off on a starlet fantasy for sure isn't he?

Mate, it's not a red carpet, it's a tiny red rug and you are a sad looking tranny in fetish wear.

Will he ever wake up?

 

[Kars den Karb]

I can't seem to watch the video but he's on about his beloved red carpet in the bit I got.

He's off on a starlet fantasy for sure isn't he?

Mate, it's not a red carpet, it's a tiny red rug and you are a sad looking tranny in fetish wear.

Will he ever wake up?

Bro is thanking everyone like he's got an Emmy in hand.

 

[narcissistic injury]

 

[AssignedEva]

Troons are too stupid to realise dark eye makeup makes their eyes look more sunken, accentuating their massive brow bones. Ollie doesn't need any help emphasising his masculine skull, so the effect is overwhelming when he does:

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Also he should consider finding out if they can shave some of the bone off that forehead. Hardly the delicate skull of an elegant female. I'm sure he'd argue that it's just the camera adding ten pounds of bone.

Jesus Christ, who melted Keeley Hawes?

i desperately want to know what /tttt/ thinks of the premier pictures .
they will be brightening up many a hon's day, as some of them do in their lower moments feel resentful and envious of his highly curated 'passing' appearance

oh goooood GOD, i just remembered that he had this dress MADE for him!
remember, ' CALLING ALL DESIGNERS i need something for the red carpet, happy to be led by you on price! '

surely that cant have ended up happening because no one would tailor that dress to him...unless like, he just insists exactly what he wants despite all their protestations? surely that dress, wasn't made for him?
specifically, because, somewhat unusually for his clothes, it actually could look decent on someone else, but is in every way about the worst thing you could put on his shape and figure... unless i was done remotely and he idiotically lied about his measurements...i was going to say maybe he measured the wrong thing, but there is no ratio, lol, he's straight as a board from armpit to chuben hoof!

lol the corset, oh man.
the waist-height of the trousers (combined with his Tolstoy length torso ) threw me off so spectacularly as to not even know wtf i was looking at.

I'd forgotten about that call for designers! The fact Ollie isn't aggressively plugging some up and coming designer suggests to me he didn't find anyone (which I predicted - the turnaround time was too short and his budget was too small).

The dress to me looks off the rack, purely because it doesn't fit. Maybe something from Millie's Bridal, but with bodged measurements?

But you know what? I tried to think like Ollie, or more specifically Bryan phoning it in for Ollie. He's had his fair share of PrettyLittleThing and BooHoo outfits. Category is: Britbong with a limited budget, who wants "a well nice frock that's like a little bit classy but also a little bit sexy, do you know what I mean? Like I want to look like a Hollywood lady but also like I want to have fun with the huns. I want to look like elegant but also show off my pins"

It occurred to me to check Club L London. They're a mediocre fast fashion brand that positions itself at a slightly higher price point (and chucked London in the name in a misguided attempt to appear prestige to people from the Home Counties). The sort of place a teenage girl might go for a prom dress, and caters for larger sizes.

Presenting "Lavish" by Club L

Made of "premium" stretch jersey polyester, yours for only £85!

You ask, Club L delivers! Our ''Lavish'' maxi dress is the perfect piece for your next big event. Featuring premium jersey fabric, this look will define your curves to perfection with an asymmetric one-shoulder structure and an open neckline to sculpt your beautiful figure. Designed with a sexy thigh slipt detail to show off your endless legs, this dress is a must-have for proms and black-tie events. Time to let the dress do the talking, babe!

I feel like if I was going to a red carpet I might splash out a bit more. Then again the red carpet has a printed polycotton backdrop that Nebula's event coordinator couldn't even tack down properly to stop it wrinkling.

Also to be fair, if I was going to a red carpet, I'd get something that fit. Just because you can physically fit into something doesn't mean it fits. I guess Ollie couldn't even really buy a size up and get it tailored because the proportions are off (and I don't imagine a cheaply made dress of 5% elastane stretch jersey is very easily tailored).

 

[Mudkipcorn]

i desperately want to know what /tttt/ thinks of the premier pictures .

I regularly check the board for toob threads and I rarely find any. Today is different though.



lol
Nothing great posted yet, but it's worth watching.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Jesus Christ, who melted Keeley Hawes?

I'd forgotten about that call for designers! The fact Ollie isn't aggressively plugging some up and coming designer suggests to me he didn't find anyone (which I predicted - the turnaround time was too short and his budget was too small).

The dress to me looks off the rack, purely because it doesn't fit. Maybe something from Millie's Bridal, but with bodged measurements?

But you know what? I tried to think like Ollie, or more specifically Bryan phoning it in for Ollie. He's had his fair share of PrettyLittleThing and BooHoo outfits. Category is: Britbong with a limited budget, who wants "a well nice frock that's like a little bit classy but also a little bit sexy, do you know what I mean? Like I want to look like a Hollywood lady but also like I want to have fun with the huns. I want to look like elegant but also show off my pins"

It occurred to me to check Club L London. They're a mediocre fast fashion brand that positions itself at a slightly higher price point (and chucked London in the name in a misguided attempt to appear prestige to people from the Home Counties). The sort of place a teenage girl might go for a prom dress, and caters for larger sizes.

Presenting "Lavish" by Club L
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Made of "premium" stretch jersey polyester, yours for only £85!

I feel like if I was going to a red carpet I might splash out a bit more. Then again the red carpet has a printed polycotton backdrop that Nebula's event coordinator couldn't even tack down properly to stop it wrinkling.

Also to be fair, if I was going to a red carpet, I'd get something that fit. Just because you can physically fit into something doesn't mean it fits. I guess Ollie couldn't even really buy a size up and get it tailored because the proportions are off (and I don't imagine a cheaply made dress of 5% elastane stretch jersey is very easily tailored).

hahahahahah.
its fucking hillarious how you manage to find his shitty clothes every single time. People should really start to ask him 'who are you wearing'.

' Just because you can physically fit into something doesn't mean it fits.'

JBYCPFISDMIF is Ollys own YWNBAW

 

[Swole McPole]

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Jesus wept, that tranny has a head on him like a robber's dog. Oi, Bill Sykes? If you're looking for Bull's-eye he's over here urinating on the red carpet!

 

[AfghanBlue]

Jesus wept, that tranny has a head on him like a robber's dog. Oi, Bill Sykes? If you're looking for Bull's-eye he's over here urinating on the red carpet!

aye, those pictures have really brought it home that he might have the biggest head i've ever seen on a 'normal'.

 

[A Dark Day Indeed]

These pictures are high art. I almost don’t want to interrupt, but Ollie’s sidekick, lovable rascal and arch-AGP Alice went to the vigil for Brianna Ghey last night and came face-to-bloated-face with the Movementᵀᴹ
I saw this yesterday but I still had to scroll almost five minutes of cringe to find it. The man is an addict.

 

[Memento Malum]

Jesus Christ. Those red carpet pictures of Olly are activating every fight-or-flight mechanism in my lizard brain. It doesn't even look like he's skin walking Contra, or even women in general, it's more on the "skin walking being a normal human" level.

You need severe social brainwashing to think those pictures are anything close to flattering.

 

[AfghanBlue]

These pictures are high art. I almost don’t want to interrupt, but Ollie’s sidekick, lovable rascal and arch-AGP Alice went to the vigil for Brianna Ghey last night and came face-to-bloated-face with the MovementᵀᴹView attachment 4562776View attachment 4562780View attachment 4562781
I saw this yesterday but I still had to scroll almost five minutes of cringe to find it. The man is an addict.

"I felt the new curtains descending over my soul at that moment''
Alice is a lot funnier than Tube, thats for sure.

Fucking hell we need to find this abominable poem though. Gonna see how far i can be bothered o trudge through that twitter addicts timeline to see if i can see him getting any grief for these tweets -EDIt shortcut to these tweets available through Replies; happily commenters are onboard with this being cringe and inappropriate for the event-
No luck finding the offending poem)

There's SO many pictures of Tube with /whomsoever in that same spot at the premier, it means he set up camp on 'the red carpet' for at least half an hour, lmao- ik this is sometimes the practice for like...a group of starring actors to linger, give shots that will be used in external presses- but rarely just one Big Deal with everyone coming up to have a picture taken star trek convention style, at an event you are pretty much the sole architect of ...its just very The Tube Show- made by Tube, Starring Tube, Published by Tube Publishing