Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

grapeshark77 said:
But honestly, what the hell is happening this week? He's been replying to the Twitter trolls almost 18 hours a day every day, another welfare check, multiple failed Twitter threads, and now this. I don't know if it's some OCD thing where he has to reply and it's acting up but what a miserable person.
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Something must be happening behind the scenes. He's not usually this riled up or this responsive to stalker childs.

My best guess is he can't ignore the legal debts any longer. Someone must have sat him down and explained his options are 1) Pay or 2) Go to jail. He cannot make an impassioned speech to the judge about how unfair it is that he should be forced to pay his abuser.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
Why does nobody ever point that out to him? He's observant enough to call out similar identifying information for everyone else ("Child." "Stalker." "Future pepperonis."), so shouldn't folks return the favor?
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It just makes me mad that nobody on this thread ever seems to notice that this man is fat.
 
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Firstname Lastname said:
A brotherman found this
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That was amazing. 1080 really shows how fat and akward Pat and Nikki are.
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ShinyStar said:
I did a five part review earlier in the thread, going through Starship Repo and analyzing precisely how horrible it is in depth. I will not dredge up those traumatizing memories or open the cover of that book again, out of fear for my mental health, but it is documented in the above links if you really want to know.
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She might be able to run the rest of them hot for short bursts, but she'd have to run the rest of the race on a sprained ankle.
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How the hell did I miss this part before? I laughed SO HARD when the sprained ankle came up!

Thank you for your service. Now that I truly understand the depth of the insanity that is Pat's psyche, re-reading those posts was even funnier than it was year ago.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
How the hell did I miss this part before? I laughed SO HARD when the sprained ankle came up!

Thank you for your service. Now that I truly understand the depth of the insanity that is Pat's psyche, re-reading those posts was even funnier than it was year ago.
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It's easier to understand when you consider that "Firstname Lastname" - a seventeen year-old girl who is somehow THE BESTEST EVAR AT EVERYTHING - is Pat's idealized self, which makes the character a Gary......Sue? Or, if you prefer, a Mary Stu.
 
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Uncle Buck said:
It's easier to understand when you consider that "Firstname Lastname" - a seventeen year-old girl who is somehow THE BESTEST EVAR AT EVERYTHING - is Pat's idealized self, which makes the character a Gary......Sue? Or, if you prefer, a Mary Stu.
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My thoughts exactly. Pat has time and time again openly claimed to be defined by the same characteristics he stuffed First with: she lusts after cars, is so much smarter than everyone around her, is called by the narrator as "always a rebel", etc etc.

The only reason as won't 100% say she's Pat's conscious self insert is because he's so dumb and unimaginative, maybe that's the only way he can picture how a main character would ever act. So First could be himself or a Mary Sue, I can't tell to be honest. Pat thinks so highly of himself these two concepts almost perfectly overlap.

Either way, he could lose some weight is what I'm getting at.
 
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lindsayfan said:
jesus, this fat embarrassing yankee tourist loser blobbing around Paris in a fucking marvel Captain America t shirt. utter humiliation.
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Why would you want to go to a city that smells like trash? Is it because the city has a more exotic breed of black folk Nikki can fuck and Patrick to grind?
 
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Niki is probably losing weight to find a better partner after she leaves patrick. His previous wife also left "out of the blue" but dis appears as soon as a life changing situation came up, for her it was the baby for Niki it will be the lawsuit. Its also very delusional fatso who thought there was nothing wrong and they were a "model" couple which of course was a lie. Niki looks better patrick looks worse. If you think Nikis gonna stick by piggies side in paying back the pests you are insane its really make or break for him. Fuck you Fatty
 
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latest Elmo oinking and $8 checkmark future cope
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He still has email 2FA, which makes this policy fairly meaningless for most users, but Patty has to feign outrage just because he's womanly and that's all he knows. SMS authentication isn't even very secure with how easy SIM cloning can be.

I bet you that the knock-offs failed Twitter-exodus apps he signed up for and touted don't all have SMS 2FA.
 
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