Disney Adults / Disneymania

Wasn't there fights at the Disney parks because of these retards? To the point Disney had to put out a statement asking patrons to be "kinder" to each other

Editing so I don't become a double post fag but aren't there the true crazies who try to birth at Disney parks so they can get a lifetime pass? Happened only ever once but people are trying.
The packs of black families rolling a dozen strong all sporting something like "jaekwans magical 8th birthday" shirts isnt a disney adult thing. But it a scenario that happens all the time and worth commenting on.
 
The packs of black families rolling a dozen strong all sporting something like "jaekwans magical 8th birthday" shirts isnt a disney adult thing. But it a scenario that happens all the time and worth commenting on.
I hope Jaekwan has a nice birthday though. Can't imagine the financial strain for a lot of families to drag a dozen people to a Disney park.


A good portion of them view it as their great cultural conquest. Them going is their victory lap. Especially the gay men who hang out at Disney.

There are strains. Many are like you mention. Many are not alone and not childless however.

The retiree strain for example will have children and go on about how their Disney Vacation Club timeshare contracts are totally great assets to give to their children when they die.

You have the middle aged married gay men who are now too unattractive and fat to go to fuck fests who like to make sure everyone can see that they are gay and proud and make sure to kiss in front of children. They are basically there to take cultural victory laps.

You have the young female insta girls who have young male orbiters who fake it until they make it to actual disney adults.

You have the wine aunt / wine mom crowd who proudly brag about how fucked up they get from "drinking around the world" at epcot while wearing "drinkerbelle" shirts.

You have the visibly stressed beaten down disney dads trying to buy their families love by overpaying for a vacation every year. You can identify them in the wild with the wdw bumper stickers.

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I won't understand this perfectly until there have been wojaks made of them though.
 
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I'm amazed we didn't get a thread on Disney Adults sooner. They're such an exceptional community that they've managed to spawn their own sub-group of exceptional individuals.

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No I'm not fucking kidding. Disney Adults have their own wannabe gang members. Or as they like to call themselves, social clubs.
I thought Juggalos were the cringiest wannabe criminal gang group.

Thank you for proving me wrong.
I thought the image at right said "Turbojuggalo" at first.

I have never understood the appeal of these huge expensive theme parks. Wasn’t Disney but Universal before Harry Potter world that made me realize these places are over glorified shopping centers and not actually theme parks.
Now THERE'S a question.
Is there anywhere that isn't a simulation?
If these theme parks are malls disguised as parks, does there truly exist anywhere a theme park, or was "theme park" always a concept that was itself meant to disguise another thing?
 
uncommonly large swarm. Seriously fucking fuck love bugs.
one time I was in line to get in to... forget if it was Epcot or MK and there was some non-Floridian who wasn't used to double-monsters grafted at the ass and they were totally freaking out about "THESE... CREATURES!!!!!!!"
 
@NoReturn
For the OP, I would recommend adding:
  • Specifically highlight a few of the channels mentioned in that section, instead of just listing off a bunch of urls I can't be bothered to look up on my own.
    • You can embed one of their notable YouTube videos and talk about what the channel is known for.
  • For the cow crossovers or related threads section, add Bex or Moviebob (iirc both are massive Disney/Marvel apologists).
    • Give a very short description on who said person is or how another thread is related to this one, and link to a post from their thread if possible that highlights them being a Disney Adult.
    • Ask other contributors here for help if needed.
  • Give your uploaded videos brief titles and/or descriptions on what they're about for the people who don't want to spend 15-20 min watching them.
TL;DR: Flesh out your OP some more before it gets moved out.
 
I have never understood the appeal of these huge expensive theme parks. Wasn’t Disney but Universal before Harry Potter world that made me realize these places are over glorified shopping centers and not actually theme parks.

I disagree, not shopping at any of stores didn't diminish my experiences at the parks.

Not anymore than all the other crap going on, that is.
 
one time I was in line to get in to... forget if it was Epcot or MK and there was some non-Floridian who wasn't used to double-monsters grafted at the ass and they were totally freaking out about "THESE... CREATURES!!!!!!!"
for a second I thought you were referring to the landwhale Disneydults and then realized you were talking about the bugs
 
@NoReturn
For the OP, I would recommend adding:
  • Specifically highlight a few of the channels mentioned in that section, instead of just listing off a bunch of urls I can't be bothered to look up on my own.
    • You can embed one of their notable YouTube videos and talk about what the channel is known for.
I originally did embed some videos, but got feedback they had to be archival versions and most of those channels have videos that are so long they kept crashing when I tried to upload. (I totally understand why Null wants wiki-functionality in the OPs, because I could have asked someone else to try.)
Based on your feedback, though, I did realize I could just upload a couple youtube "shorts" from the people that had them, so hopefully it looks ok now.

Also, since I don't actually know much about these channels (most were suggestions) I changed the section title to "YouTube Channels to Check for Content".

  • For the cow crossovers or related threads section, add Bex or Moviebob (iirc both are massive Disney/Marvel apologists).
    • Give a very short description on who said person is or how another thread is related to this one, and link to a post from their thread if possible that highlights them being a Disney Adult.
    • Ask other contributors here for help if needed.
I do need help; is needed.
I added some for what was there, but I don't know who Bex is and need help with MovieBob.

  • Give your uploaded videos brief titles and/or descriptions on what they're about for the people who don't want to spend 15-20 min watching them.
Done
 
I originally did embed some videos, but got feedback they had to be archival versions and most of those channels have videos that are so long they kept crashing when I tried to upload. (I totally understand why Null wants wiki-functionality in the OPs, because I could have asked someone else to try.)
Based on your feedback, though, I did realize I could just upload a couple youtube "shorts" from the people that had them, so hopefully it looks ok now.

Also, since I don't actually know much about these channels (most were suggestions) I changed the section title to "YouTube Channels to Check for Content".


I do need help; is needed.
I added some for what was there, but I don't know who Bex is and need help with MovieBob.


Done
That works.

For anyone able to help out with offering some info about MovieBob, Bex, and any other Disney-related cows or threads, reply to @NoReturn to let them know what to include. Assisting with this last section of the thread and having that finalized should be enough to move it out to CW.
 
I confess in the early 2010s I used to be obsessed with the Disney parks, I read tons of blogs online, even a book about them.

Blogs like Parkeology, Mesa Verde Times, Passports to Dreams Old And New, Long Forgotten (about the Haunted Mansion), even a blog devoted to Tower of Terror (which is no longer even online), Disney & More and Leonard Kinsey's The Dark Side of Disney book.

All that stuff has basically petered out, all these blogs have gone quiet (or very, very rarely update), all the cool stuff in the fandom has been replaced with the new generation of these Soyed out "Disney Adults" losers, it's really sad to see.

I have fond memories of going to the parks as a kid, but the whole thing's become so overexposed, overpriced and overcrowded now.

The history of it is interesting and cool, but it's been replaced from a company that did want to give people amazing experiences to predatory consooooooooomer bullshit.
This is the state of the whole internet. The whole ecosystem of productive people (with real jobs) who posted something worthwhile every week or month has been replaced with "big name fan" bullshit. The consoomers get the most visibility, since they have a nonstop stream of low quality output, and older non photogenic people know they're cut out of online interactions altogether now. It's pathetic.
 
fyi the theme parks were always designed with everyone in mind, not just kids and not just families either, in photos from the 50s you can see adults without kids.

When asked in an interview one of the original imagineers said "we'd like to give the experiences you always wanted to do like drive a race car" ie interesting experiences for everyone, kids and adults.

There's fancy restaurants at some of the hotels which are also fancy.

Animal Kingdom offers you the experience to feel like you're really visiting real world Asia and Africa.

There's nothing wrong with an adult going to one of the Disney parks without a kid along, it's just being ruined by people doing it for social media clout or buying unreasonable amounts of merchandise or swallowing Woke garbage or paying unreasonable prices.

Obviously the ideal time is to go when you're a kid and one of the biggest reasons to go back is nostalgia, but there's still things that should at least in theory be interesting to an adult.

Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater here, Disney has done some impressive things in it's history, which makes it all the more sadder to see it being ruined by dipshits.
Adults who are Disney fans are fine, so is enjoying a trip to the theme parks above a certain age. I would argue it's why so many of the vloggers linked here are actually deemed to be not Disney Adults.

Like other strains of consoomers Disney adults are obsessed with signaling to the world that they love disney—and the tackier ways they can find to do it, the better. A less consumerist-focused example is the people, usually passholders or regulars who recite the Haunted Mansion elevator spiel on the ride because they have it memorized and are proud of it.
 
This is the state of the whole internet. The whole ecosystem of productive people (with real jobs) who posted something worthwhile every week or month has been replaced with "big name fan" bullshit. The consoomers get the most visibility, since they have a nonstop stream of low quality output, and older non photogenic people know they're cut out of online interactions altogether now. It's pathetic.
The like button ruined the internet, when people had to just put shit out there for people to just read and to engage you had to actually write up a comment in response, it was all so much better.

When it switched to fishing for likes, it dumbed everything down, it ruined not just the internet but is ruining civilization as a whole.

Adults who are Disney fans are fine, so is enjoying a trip to the theme parks above a certain age. I would argue it's why so many of the vloggers linked here are actually deemed to be not Disney Adults.

Like other strains of consoomers Disney adults are obsessed with signaling to the world that they love disney—and the tackier ways they can find to do it, the better. A less consumerist-focused example is the people, usually passholders or regulars who recite the Haunted Mansion elevator spiel on the ride because they have it memorized and are proud of it.
Haunted Mansion is one of the coolest things ever, I will always be an unashamed Haunted Mansion fan.

That was truly a transcendent experience at 7, to go from hot Florida humidity to the icy cold of the hallway, it was insane.

Also a valuable lesson for kids there about facing your fears.

In 2020 Chris/Foxx Nolte published a book that was a deep dive into it that I read and it was good (you have to be a really big fan though), that seems to be the last gasp of anything interesting from the Disney fandom.

I know this Nolte person is kind of embarrassing but credit where credit is due.
 
One of the more disturbing aspects to me about Disney devotees is the Disney College Program. I had heard about it growing and saw ads for it around Uni and assumed it was a proper internship: maybe you'd get to shadow imaginers, or learn ride design, theme park management, business, finance, accounting, the art side of it, or acting in the shows you know stuff that's vaguely connected to a career someone might be pursuing in college, but no its being a glorified wagie in a ye olde company town.

Not only are you applying just to do normal theme park wagie stuff, but you are paid less then the full staffers. On top of that you are forced to stay at Disney's own special apartments for college workers that you need to pay for out of your wages, which are also somehow more expensive then other near by apartments. Its also far aware from normal stores, its hard to get parking, and busses are a hassle so there is a good chance you'll have to buy overpriced shit from the parks. The only benefit is getting access to a few special behind the scenes tours or a few mixers with refreshments, which can be scheduled during your shift. Yet when you look at any video talking about the exact things I am mentioning the person will just be like "yeah it was ass and I made little to no money (many of them end up spending more money then they earn there) but the disney MAGIC made the experience." At that point just get a summer job working at a resort town or with the parks service. You will probably make more and get to do actually cool stuff like hiking, climbing, or tours of cool shit.






 
One of the more disturbing aspects to me about Disney devotees is the Disney College Program. I had heard about it growing and saw ads for it around Uni and assumed it was a proper internship: maybe you'd get to shadow imaginers, or learn ride design, theme park management, business, finance, accounting, the art side of it, or acting in the shows you know stuff that's vaguely connected to a career someone might be pursuing in college, but no its being a glorified wagie in a ye olde company town.

There are Professional Internships [current front page archive] that are in fields of study like business, film/tv production, and animal care. They're still paid for shit, but since many other internships are unpaid, that's less egregious. And those kids do get both experience and networking, so it's not a completely raw deal. College program just getting people to work as janitors, line cooks, and ride attendants under even worse conditions than regular employees for the sake of DiSnEy MaGiC is crazy, and yet they have no trouble filling it every year.

There's an International Program also that brings people from other countries over, mostly to work at Epcot pavilions or the themed hotels. Claiming "develop leadership skills" to work in restaurants and gift shops while wearing stereotype uniforms.
 
There's an International Program also that brings people from other countries over, mostly to work at Epcot pavilions or the themed hotels. Claiming "develop leadership skills" to work in restaurants and gift shops while wearing stereotype uniforms.
Some credit to the parks, many other theme parks are guilty of this. I worked at a theme park owned by cedar fair and they too were guilty of the international program being used to get cheap labor.
 
Some credit to the parks, many other theme parks are guilty of this. I worked at a theme park owned by cedar fair and they too were guilty of the international program being used to get cheap labor.
Former Wagie at Six Flags. Confirm they do this. Thy usually bring in Asians or Mexicans but by the end they had Africans and Indians too. Put them in these trailer park complexes outside of the park and had unique uniforms. Still friends with a manager there who's stuck between managing them and the legit retards
 
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