Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Count groudon said:
That guy must have said something about a particularly hot tranny. That's the only way Hayden "laugh while the bodies are still warm" Black would ever give a shit.
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Apparently it's about some judge on Britain's Got Talent being rude to some contestants.

Hayden's girlfriend is also taking a stance on this pressing issue.
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Glad to know that Hayden has no problem joking about domestic violence, child molestation, terrorism and disaster victims, but some starlet acting retarded on reality TV is beyond the fucking pale.
 
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varvarstvo said:
Apparently it's about some judge on Britain's Got Talent being rude to some contestants.

Hayden's girlfriend is also taking a stance on this pressing issue.
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Glad to know that Hayden has no problem joking about domestic violence, child molestation, terrorism and disaster victims, but some starlet acting retarded on reality TV is beyond the fucking pale.
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Isn't the appeal of those shows that one judge is always a massive cunt? Seriously the guy sees nothing wrong with cracking unfunny jokes about disaster that have happened only hours before, yet when a guy on tv is sorta harsh about something it's unforgivable. Though I think it might just be because his girlfriend is mad about it and being the massive cuck he is, he's just parroting her so she won't leave him.
 
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Count groudon said:
Isn't the appeal of those shows that one judge is always a massive cunt? Seriously the guy sees nothing wrong with cracking unfunny jokes about disaster that have happened only hours before, yet when a guy on tv is sorta harsh about something it's unforgivable. Though I think it might just be because his girlfriend is mad about it and being the massive cuck he is, he's just parroting her so she won't leave him.
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I can't seem to find that quote on Hayden's twitter any more. Is it before or after these?

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Titan Lithos said:
I can't seem to find that quote on Hayden's twitter any more. Is it before or after these?

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I was thinking how someone could be this unfunny and still make jokes and it has to come down to him not having friends or real people in his life to make jokes to. You kind of naturally learn to be funny by talking with people and laughing about shit. Sometimes when you make a dumb joke your friends either don't laugh or make fun of you for telling a shitty joke. So either Hayden is so dense he doesn't realize people aren't laughing or people fake it well enough that he's in this magic illusion world. Or you know, he doesn't have friends.
 
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Titan Lithos said:
I can't seem to find that quote on Hayden's twitter any more. Is it before or after these?

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Is he implying that he regularly goes inside a McDonald's to order from the children's menu and eats it alone at the dining area?

I hope so because that image fits him so well.
 
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CWCissey said:
Frankie Boyle is proof of this.
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Boyle's ostracisation (and prompt increase of weight by about 3 stone) still makes me smile...

Hayden talks about hitting his dog in one tweet, then complains about a judge being a nasty poopy head the next.

I know people who would quite happily take a 12 gauge shotgun to people who hit dogs and then admit to it in court.

You just don't do that in Britain unless in absolute self defence and if you value your fucking life.

Is... is this the secret to Hayden's comedy? He just wants to keep telling bad jokes until someone finally snaps and releases him from the sweet, sweet embrace of life?
 
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Ponderous Pillock said:
Boyle's ostracisation (and prompt increase of weight by about 3 stone) still makes me smile...

Hayden talks about hitting his dog in one tweet, then complains about a judge being a nasty poopy head the next.

I know people who would quite happily take a 12 gauge shotgun to people who hit dogs and then admit to it in court.

You just don't do that in Britain unless in absolute self defence and if you value your fucking life.

Is... is this the secret to Hayden's comedy? He just wants to keep telling bad jokes until someone finally snaps and releases him from the sweet, sweet embrace of life?
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Suicide by anti-comedy.
 
I'd believe he's a guy who hits his dogs. He certainly has the face of a man who was mauled by a dog he pushed too far.
 
CWCissey said:
Frankie Boyle is proof of this.
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Ponderous Pillock said:
Boyle's ostracisation (and prompt increase of weight by about 3 stone) still makes me smile...

Hayden talks about hitting his dog in one tweet, then complains about a judge being a nasty poopy head the next.

I know people who would quite happily take a 12 gauge shotgun to people who hit dogs and then admit to it in court.

You just don't do that in Britain unless in absolute self defence and if you value your fucking life.

Is... is this the secret to Hayden's comedy? He just wants to keep telling bad jokes until someone finally snaps and releases him from the sweet, sweet embrace of life?
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What did Boyle do?
 
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What did Boyle do?
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Well, first he insulted a Olympian, then went after kids with downs. So they turfed him off the BBC altogether. He went onto Channel 4 for a little bit but kept making disgusting shit nobdoy watched/found funny so they turfed him off there too.

Now he just sort of slowly inflates and performs slowly smaller and smaller comedy shows. Fairly certain for every 100 seats he gets trimmed from theatres he'd play in, he inflates by a half stone.
 
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Ponderous Pillock said:
Well, first he insulted a Olympian, then went after kids with downs. So they turfed him off the BBC altogether. He went onto Channel 4 for a little bit but kept making disgusting shit nobdoy watched/found funny so they turfed him off there too.

Now he just sort of slowly inflates and performs slowly smaller and smaller comedy shows. Fairly certain for every 100 seats he gets trimmed from theatres he'd play in, he inflates by a half stone.
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And after all this he dares to complain whenever Israel bombs Palestine, the Tories do something he doesn't like and funnily enough, misogyny (from the guy who once made a joke about the Queen's vagoo being haunted!).
 
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