Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

CaPPPo CoPPPyPPPasta

I still don't really understand where all the Sneeding hatred for the Kino Casino comes from.

"It's a grift!" so was daddy Jim, you didn't care about that. Daddy Josh also grifts like absolute fuck. Who even fucking cares; crying about making money on the internet is so fucking gay. It literally always comes from a place of jealousy, and you can't convince me otherwise.
"They only talk about Ralph and Fuentes!" So what? That's the appeal of the show. You don't go to a Radiohead concert and complain that they're only playing Radiohead songs. If you want autistic internet slap fights between fat people, the Kino Casino is exactly that.
"PPP is fat! Warski is retarded!" Once again, this is what you should expect when you go to a show with Warski and PPP as the hosts. I don't think anyone expects Warski to bust out the most nuanced takes about politics or PPP to stop eating eight cheeseburgers in one sitting.
The easiest solution is to just not watch it and to not care. I don't go on the internet and complain all day long about that dogshit Lord of the Rings Amazon show. I just don't watch it.
"But PPP won't leave Ralph or Fuentes alone!"
That's because these faggots are actively poisonous on the surrounding environment. Ralph can't even go on a plane without it getting grounded. Fuentes is responsible for literally tens of autistic groypers who think we need to save the white race by being based incels and following a nigger rapper billionaire's antics. I'm pretty sure we've had groypers who have shot people or been involved in pedophilia. You can't tell me that we should just "leave them alone".
I can't remember the last time PPP told me to be an incel and fuck men in dresses while listening to rap music.

 

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The absolute coombrain.

 

[Muad'Dick]

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Jesus Null... At least give PPP the chance to fully troon out before you add him to your stable.

 

[Fools Idol]

Maybe I'm more well adjusted than I think but I genuinely couldn't imagine being any of these people. I'm one of the few guys out there that doesn't hate Warski but if I needed money the last thing on my mind would be to work with the dude. Like I post here, I'm clearly fucked in the head but I would've just got a job stacking shelves or in a warehouse or some shit.

Is there really nothing PPP could've done instead? He doesn't have a family to keep, he just needs to pay rent and bills.

 

[Fishcakes]

I'm clearly fucked in the head but I would've just got a job stacking shelves or in a warehouse or some shit

Dude's an estimated 500-600lbs, doing anything except sitting down for anything but a few minutes of a time must be near agony. So earn some money by attaching yourself like a lamprey to Abortski is a good way to make some powerchats and you don't have to lift a finger. If PPP solo streamed he'd earn next to nothing just like he just to earn nothing with surfer. (not that they took donos idt)

However, Abortski needs PPP as much as he needs him, he does zero research for the streams and just shows up and gets paid. It's a perfect symbiotic relationship.

 

[break these cuffs]

Dude's an estimated 500-600lbs, doing anything except sitting down for anything but a few minutes of a time must be near agony. So earn some money by attaching yourself like a lamprey to Abortski is a good way to make some powerchats and you don't have to lift a finger. If PPP solo streamed he'd earn next to nothing just like he just to earn nothing with surfer. (not that they took donos idt)

However, Abortski needs PPP as much as he needs him, he does zero research for the streams and just shows up and gets paid. It's a perfect symbiotic relationship.

It's not like he can sit for much longer than he can do anything else. HRTTT is so fucking fat he has to recline like he's some rich Roman noble.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

PPP when the topic of abortion comes up:

Never going to happen. The other day he said on livestream he enjoys eating 8 McDoubles in one sitting. When Andy said he should lose weight by reducing it to like 5 or 6, he simply responded “no”.

I thought he was "fasting" lmao

 

[break these cuffs]

PPP when the topic of abortion comes up:

I thought he was "fasting" lmao

Only while sleeping because he hasn't found a way to for one of his platonic male roommates to force feed him while he sleeps so he doesn't wake up hungry.

 

[A Sunset]

PPP when the topic of abortion comes up:

I thought he was "fasting" lmao

I’d say Fat Bastard would be a good part for PPP to play as he’s genuinely matching his size, perhaps with the exception of the cankles. Give it time though.

However, Fat Bastard sports thick red facial hair and respectable mutton chops. PPP lacks the ability to grow any facial hair - when he was pre-400lbs, he had tiny patches of asymmetrical stubble. Now, the naturally produced HRT from his bulbous Gunt has even removed that. Big Dawg could never hope to produce the testosterone necessary to match Fat Bastard’s chops. Felted.

Additionally, Fat Bastard would never go to Jamacia and get cornrows after he took it up the ass from the local bull. That’s something a Faggot would do.

Overall, Fat Bastard is more masculine and attractive than PPP. Another L, ladies and guntlemen.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

I’d say Fat Bastard would be a good part for PPP to play as he’s genuinely matching his size

I was thinking more how Fat Bastard wants to eat a baby, while PPP actually does. The Ralph trash burger was a scandal, but what about PPP digging for food from that Planned Parenthood dumpster?

Its not the buffets PPP is salivating to in... what KC alogs now. Its the children they sperg about in those videos.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Hahaha no one writes better analysis of PPP than you Worm

 

[Null]

PPP's recent video about Godwinson is so stupid, petty, and spiteful it genuinely reminds me of Ralph in all the wrong ways. It's really sad.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

PPP's recent video about Godwinson is so stupid, petty, and spiteful it genuinely reminds me of Ralph in all the wrong ways. It's really sad.

He’s also fat like Ralph

 

[Null]

He’s also fat like Ralph

This is true. PPP is fat. He is also gay, like Ralph.

 

[A Sunset]

PPP's recent video about Godwinson is so stupid, petty, and spiteful it genuinely reminds me of Ralph in all the wrong ways. It's really sad.

PPP is like Ralph, if Ralph was a virgin, a flaming and open homosexual, gained 400 pounds, and didn’t have a notable online presence to squander and burn over 4 years.

Ralph can also grow a large beard, and though it’s dysgenic, it’s far beyond the ability of the hairless Asstroon.

EDIT: I’m also fairly certain Ralph has never posted himself on the beach in Jamaica after getting his hair braided like a faggot, because he got assfucked by the every local he could throw Kino Casino NEETbux at.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

PPP is like Ralph, if Ralph was a virgin, a flaming and open homosexual, gained 400 pounds, and didn’t have a notable online presence to squander and burn over 4 years.

Ralph can also grow a large beard, and though it’s dysgenic, it’s far beyond the ability of the hairless Asstroon.

EDIT: I’m also fairly certain Ralph has never posted himself on the beach in Jamaica after getting his hair braided like a faggot, because he got assfucked by the every local he could throw Kino Casino NEETbux at.

I think PPP would win in a fight, though

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

PPP's recent video about Godwinson is so stupid, petty, and spiteful it genuinely reminds me of Ralph in all the wrong ways. It's really sad.

You just don't get it, Null.
Your pizza day is STUPID, and Ashton's gonna lose more weight than you during punt the gunt.
You'll see.

I think PPP would win in a fight, though

So would anybody else.
A fat teenage girl (Mint Salad) was able to kick Ralph's ass, and that was before several more years of hard drug/alcohol abuse.

 

[A Sunset]

I think PPP would win in a fight, though

Fighting PPP is like fighting a 10 Ton object constantly about to fall. You can technically take it out, but you will be Instantly KOd By the enormous mass if it falls on you. There would be no escaping PPP’s mega-gunt once trapped underneath.

Then the worst part? Once you’re pinned down and trapped, PPP gets to feed once more.


the last thing you see before being devoured.

Also, Ralph would likely lose because he’s a fat, potbellied little midge with toothpicks for legs.

You just don't get it, Null.
Your pizza day is STUPID, and Ashton's gonna lose more weight than you during punt the gunt.
You'll see.

Josh’s sperging about “steady weight loss over time” and “calorie counting”, with “planned cheat days” for “sustainability” was completely called out by PPP. The correct path is extreme fasting. Pizza Day forever owned and turned into Le Epic Meme, as featured on Kino Casino! Andy was shrieking in laughter for a reason.

Just look at these results.

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Ashton is clearly the weight loss winner. If you say otherwise you’re simply a KiwiSimp troll-shielding Josh.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

So would anybody else.

Just not Warski. Warski's curled up in the fetal position crying in fear of Ralph whenever they've gotten together IRL. Even just showing up on a STREAM with Ralph a few weeks ago, Warski adopts a submissive position and starts backtracking and trying to suck up to Ralph.

Oh yeah, and Cog was such a pussy he brought a bodyguard to fight Ralph for him. Gotta admit, Ralph doesn't stay down. He might beat PPP, just on account of the fact Ralph can't stay down and PPP struggles to even get upright.