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Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics
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Nose jobs always make me think of "Addams Family Values" and Wednesday telling the horror story where the "ghost" or whatever gave all the campers back their original noses.
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You see, some of us don't know English properly.
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That's his real hair. The surgeon pulled his hairline way down to hide the male pattern baldness and now it looks like a slipped wig.
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Basically everyone with a visible public presence has had some kind of work done. A bit of botox, lipsuction, hair grafts etc. They look normal because they're not fighting the ageing process, just taking the edge off somewhat.
Non-botched people are boring. They get low-level proceedures at regular infrequent intervals and only get a little done at a time. Money can't buy good taste, but it can buy a team of extremely high-quality aestheticians and consultants who will tell you when something is a bad idea and how far to go. The 'good' plastic surgery look is elevated, but not unreal. Brad Pitt doesn't look like most 59 year olds, but he doesn't look like he's trying to be 21, either.
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Obviously a lot of people in entertainment and politics have surgeries, and 99,99% of the pretty women occupying roles such as "pop stars", "romantic lead" and "Ingenue" have had some combination of the following procedures: a nose job, a blepharoplasty, some kind of fillers and injectables. Seems like most big actresses have a discreet amount of lip fillers now. It's really obvious because naturally most people, especially among non-blacks, have a thinner upper lip than the lower one. And now a lot of the women on my screen have even lips and it's because they all get fillers in the top lip to "balance it out (ie: give them a pout). The influencers tend to overdo it.
I wouldn't say "all" public figures do it because middle-aged men who get payed a lot to play grumpy dads and fat women who don't get payed a lot to fill such small parts as "obese lunch ladies" are probably less likely to get under the knife, since prettiness isn't their money-maker.
For me there's a huge spectrum of results between "indetectable" and "botched" and it's entertaining to talk about it. Everybody seems to have a different capacity to detect artifice, not everybody agree on what's pretty and on top of that, a growing percentage of the population seems to like botched faces and bodies better than natural ones.
I wouldn't say "all" public figures do it because middle-aged men who get payed a lot to play grumpy dads and fat women who don't get payed a lot to fill such small parts as "obese lunch ladies" are probably less likely to get under the knife, since prettiness isn't their money-maker.
For me there's a huge spectrum of results between "indetectable" and "botched" and it's entertaining to talk about it. Everybody seems to have a different capacity to detect artifice, not everybody agree on what's pretty and on top of that, a growing percentage of the population seems to like botched faces and bodies better than natural ones.
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To me "botched" means the surgery didn't have the intended result, not that the surgery is obvious. So something like this:
... is not "botched", even though the boobjob is incredibly obvious from several miles away. She clearly intended to look like the San Onofre Nuclear Plant, and the more obvious, the better.
Whereas this:
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Then there's the niche area where plastic surgerons and boddy modders meet.
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it's abhorrent but it made me chuckle.
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How did we go from customizing our MySpace profiles to telling the world that the asshole injections we have to get so we can fit more dicks in our butt also makes shit uncontrollably drool out of our body? Who thinks this is sexy?
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Faggots, thats who.
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Ladies I'm an ambassador for straight men, please don't get any of these surgeries. Normal guys actively dislike them and we prefer women aging normally over this nightmare fuel. If you ever consider plastic surgery believe me when I say you don't need it.
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Agreed. Get healthier and happier instead, it won't push those insta views but people in actual life will pick up on it.
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women know that most men dislike plastic surgery, but that doesn't count for much. men dislike the surgery, but like the results (if the surgery goes well) especially if they don't know that surgery was involved in the first place. it's kinda like makeup in that regard.
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I think some dudes sees something in the final product as a status symbol because women like that are almost only seen on insta, in porn and in rap videos alongside stacks of cash and diamond encrusted lamborghinis that looks like absolute shit.
I say some guys because they seem to be a special group. Almost all of over-bimbo'd women seem to have a certain type of boyfriend(rarely husband it seems...) and these boyfriends all look. the. fucking. same. They even seem to have the same fucking tattoos in the same places on the body. They're the keto Ken to their bimbo Barbie.
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Taeyeon - it's not exactly "horrific" but a real shame imo. She has zero character to her look now. I just saw her again after about a decade and I couldn't even recognize her. I suppose that'll happen if you break into that industry before going under the knife.
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Same reason that small rich dudes get really tall GF's. There is no way these young women would be with a fat, ugly, old manlet unless he was filthy rich and that's exactly what they want others to know. Pure status symbol.
What annoys me the most is that they all look the same, its like they are related or have some syndrome.
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sad as hell tbh. She has literally NO jaw now.
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"Controversial" option, but she had no character in the before pic either. She looks like every generic k-pop star in the 80s. I'm actually surprised the pic is even from after the 2000's
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True, but at least she looked human. Now she looks like one of those creepy expensive sex dolls.
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Her chin looks weird and too sharp in the right pic, and not gonna lie, in the left pic, her chin was not fat