Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
WhiskerBiscuit said:
I’m just an ignorant Kiwi-ette, so excuse my question, but would rich men really want a resort experience with whores?

Ahh, look at Trixie lounging by the pool with some random guy. I have sex with her in an hour… better not get her wet! I mean, huh?

Maybe I’m just old school but I feel like most men in strip clubs operate on the fantasy that the chick is into them and it’s way easier when dude is there for the hour then leaves.

A resort implies that either you see one girl the whole time and leave (which is creepy GFE) or you have a variety that you see and potentially see with other men.

I mean, it’s a brothel resort so the point is that you have a resort experience with the escorts, right? Otherwise what is the difference between staying at a real resort and just buying your own escorts? I’m guessing non-brother resorts don’t have as much semen covering every single surface like a brothel.

But again, what do I know. Stellar business plan.
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The minds of men are truly an unfathomable expanse of horniness and perpetual low-key identity crises. Or so I've come to believe.
 
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Real Russ thoughts going on here. “When I pay girls to have sex with me, they always want me to leave after. If I own the women, and live in the brothel, they can never say no! I’ll be a Hefner pimp!”

Can’t wait for the disability spin. “Down at the Russ Hole, even drooling retards will feel safe and wanted. We train our whores to never for a moment show a look of disgust, or we’ll sue!”
 
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Gay Mouth said:
Real Russ thoughts going on here. “When I pay girls to have sex with me, they always want me to leave after. If I own the women, and live in the brothel, they can never say no! I’ll be a Hefner pimp!”

Can’t wait for the disability spin. “Down at the Russ Hole, even drooling retards will feel safe and wanted. We train our whores to never for a moment show a look of disgust, or we’ll sue!”
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Russ won’t need to beat his whores to keep them in line. like some saggy pantsed thug. He’ll have the long arm of the law to bitch slap his hoes.

L. Ron Hubbard's Cat said:
The minds of men are truly an unfathomable expanse of horniness and perpetual low-key identity crises. Or so I've come to believe.
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We also think about random and stupid stuff. Like how much gravel I can eat before I die or What would it be like to be a boxcar hobo with goofy. We also have the strange urge to dig tunnels.
 
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WhiskerBiscuit said:
I’m just an ignorant Kiwi-ette, so excuse my question, but would rich men really want a resort experience with whores?

Ahh, look at Trixie lounging by the pool with some random guy. I have sex with her in an hour… better not get her wet! I mean, huh?

Maybe I’m just old school but I feel like most men in strip clubs operate on the fantasy that the chick is into them and it’s way easier when dude is there for the hour then leaves.

A resort implies that either you see one girl the whole time and leave (which is creepy GFE) or you have a variety that you see and potentially see with other men.
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I'm pretty sure if rich men want this kind of experience they just hire an "escort" and take her to a real resort.
 
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WhiskerBiscuit said:
but would rich men really want a resort experience with whores?
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Some of them probably would, but wouldn't trust a verbally incontinent creep who puts his life on Facebook to arrange it for them. I also expect not many would want their identity known to the whores, pimps and drivers via an app.

What Russ has never understood is that using whores is shameful, it makes a man damaged goods, and most men who do it want to keep it secret. (Except for Russ, who's retarded.)
 
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I lament I’ll never be able to visit an actual Intimate Dealings establishment. The brothel equivalent of Homerland and the Dashcon ball pit needs to be a reality.

It’s too bad that notorious monopolists both refuse to sign over the deed to land and 100% fund construction of a directly competing business they would have no stake in to a man who has no money, education, or business experience.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
Have you heard of this dude called Jeffrey Epstein? he may not have killed himself. But the secret client list for his underaged island of depravity was a who's who of the worlds rich and powerful. Personally I don't get it. Who would want to fuck some teenaged slut that you just watched tag team Bill Gates and Prince Andrew?
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nor do I, or for that matter, most other normal human beings
it gives some credibility to the notion that the excessively wealthy are not entirely human
CyrusKissFanClub said:
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He got this image from here: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1778767540

I don't think this is going any further. This is another stillborn idea that has been uncovered. The autopsy is fun though.
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that looks very much like a mosque - a brothel designed like that would be the number one target for suicide bombings
 
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Kosher Salt said:
Yeah, because when I think of empowering hos, I definitely imagine classical Islamic architecture.

I mean really, what the fuck. Russell never ceases to amaze me with the bizarre combinations he comes up with.
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Those colors and that architecture give it a real high-end, exclusive private island vibe.

Great choice, Russ!

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Instant_Pot_User said:
Usually investors want to see a path for a return, e.g. a prototype or some sort of business plan beyond "hooga booga uber AND yellow cab combined!1!! Also a chain of WHOREHOUSES!!!1!!"
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russ is too low IQ to think that far. he thinks it simply works like this:
>some genius working from his garage has a great business idea
>investors recognize the genius and fund his idea
>genius + money = the next google/apple/amazon is born
and since russ is of course a very smart and very talented genius with a very good business idea (a whorehouse with cars!) he figures that he just has to put himself out there until eventually the big private equity funds and angel investors will notice him and start throwing venture capital at him.
 
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