NoraReed / Nora Fleck / Nora Reed Heineman-Fleck and the Norasphere - The neverending fuck-ups of a sadistic thumb and tons of white knights

Ponderous Pillock said:
If she wants to fix herself she might actually find some solace in doing something like volunteering for a local organization, making them bots or joining a fucking soup kitchen. Right now she just... tweets endlessly and wrote another two bots. That's not doing stuff, that's being in an obsessive holding pattern.
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There's a shit ton of stuff she can do for community organisations without even leaving the house. The more volunteers take care of the mundane, behind the scenes stuff, the more staff time is freed up for delivering services. Computer skills are an enormous help to any community organisation.
 
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dacote said:
You're giving her too much credit, she doesn't code her bots, she just fills in blanks in other people's bot making software.
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This cannot be emphasized enough.
Nora isn't smart enough to make her own bots. She just uses other people's software to spam madlibs.

Behold the majestic works of the privileged white woman with no job who suckles on her daddy's tit for money.
 
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wet_butt said:
If you have donated even an hour of your time to a local charity or community service, you have done more for the world that Nora Reed or her 52 (holy shit girl, get a hobby. a different hobby) bots will accomplish in her lifetime.
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It's one of the most frustrating things about Nora et al. They want to "change the world" without any effort at all on their part beyond tweeting about how "someone" (who is not them) needs to fix shit.
 
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Ponderous Pillock said:
"My bots contribute more to the world than you ever will!"
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I spent 8 weeks volunteering for MSF, rehabilitate abused pit bulls and once raised $1200 for a sex slave charity with a single shitpost, and I'm still pretty much the worst person here. I am not a good person by any means, I am an inveterate asshole who has coincidentally done a few good acts in my life, and yet when I tally up all my deeds '52 madlib bots' isn't even comparable.

I shudder to think what acts of charity and kindness my fellow Kiwis have accomplished, and how comprehensively they shit on the life work of Nora 'Harasses Anti-Harassment Advocates for a Living' Reed.
 
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Dynastia said:
I spent 8 weeks volunteering for MSF, rehabilitate abused pit bulls and once raised $1200 for a sex slave charity with a single shitpost, and I'm still pretty much the worst person here. I am not a good person by any means, I am an inveterate asshole who has coincidentally done a few good acts in my life, and yet when I tally up all my deeds '52 madlib bots' isn't even comparable.

I shudder to think what acts of charity and kindness my fellow Kiwis have accomplished, and how comprehensively they shit on the life work of Nora 'Harasses Anti-Harassment Advocates for a Living' Reed.
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Donate to a local charity to look after abused animals, once raised 1,000 euros for a malaria charity over a single weekend.

But yeah, same boat as you. Which is actually where most human beings are.

On the other hand; 52 twitter bots. wow
 
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Dynastia said:
I spent 8 weeks volunteering for MSF, rehabilitate abused pit bulls and once raised $1200 for a sex slave charity with a single shitpost, and I'm still pretty much the worst person here. I am not a good person by any means, I am an inveterate asshole who has coincidentally done a few good acts in my life, and yet when I tally up all my deeds '52 madlib bots' isn't even comparable.

I shudder to think what acts of charity and kindness my fellow Kiwis have accomplished, and how comprehensively they shit on the life work of Nora 'Harasses Anti-Harassment Advocates for a Living' Reed.
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Off-topic, but do you have access to free meat? Lots of cattle farmers who do private slaughters donate the scrap meat to animal welfare organisations.

And yeah, the internet has revolutionised charity because its reach means needs can be met faster than ever before.
 
repentance said:
Off-topic, but do you have access to free meat. Lots of cattle farmers who do private slaughters donate the scrap meat to animal welfare organisations.
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I don't care for the dogs they are already placed with owners, I just correct dangerous behavioural issues so they don't have to be put down. I basically get to bully the fuck out of weaker animals and feel good for doing it.
 
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Sexy Rexxy said:
Wait till she finds out Based Randi is gonna backchannel a ban up for 50 spambots. :popcorn:
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I had a dream where I was holding hands in a park with Based Randi and then she leaned forward and asked me if I wanted to do tongue-kissing with her and then I woke up and realised it was only a dream. I seriously considered killing myself because I know I'll never be that happy again.
 
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Look what's trending on Twitter, Nora.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/IStandWithHateSpeech?src=tren

Imagine if Nora compiled a list of little known, grass roots community organisations and each of her bots tweeted about just one of them for a couple of tweets each day in between fart tweets. And then her followers retweeted the ones which sound interesting/worthwhile to them...
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
This cannot be emphasized enough.
Nora isn't smart enough to make her own bots. She just uses other people's software to spam madlibs.

Behold the majestic works of the privileged white woman with no job who suckles on her daddy's tit for money.
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I was fairly sure she was suckling something else, but fair enough.

I mean c'mon, too much incestuous sex explains so many of Nora's issues.

Dynastia said:
I don't care for the dogs they are already placed with owners, I just correct dangerous behavioural issues so they don't have to be put down. I basically get to bully the fuck out of weaker animals and feel good for doing it.
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C0incidentally, this also explains why you're so effective at getting amusing behavior out of Nora.
 
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Volunteered with a heroin recovery program for years, honey. Tried our best to support people with families and loved ones who were crippled and dying from addiction.
Nice silly phrase generator for twitter, though. Really making a fucking difference there.
On that topic, one of the interesting things about addicts or other folks with significant damage is that they develop this curious bunker mentality. They keep themselves built up against anyone who claims that there's something wrong. They like to tell themselves that even though they're on junk and fucking everyone around them up, they work hard to be good husbands and fathers and such. It helps them convince themselves there's nothing wrong with them, especially when they know there is.
Just an observation.
 
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Let's not discount the nobility of simply working a real job (as opposed to ralfing up bots). Doesn't matter if you flip burgers or do eye surgeries, if you perform one of the thousands of services necessary to make our society function, you are a person of standing doing a thing of real value. The fact that they pay you to do it doesn't detract from the value at all.
 
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You too can contribute more to the world that Nora Reed could ever dream if you follow along with any of these simple steps:

1. Are employed, part or full time
2. Donate time, money, or material goods to local charities and persons in need
3. Attend local rallies or protests in support of causes that better your community

I'm not even pretending to be a good person saying shit like this. On the contrary, you could argue I'm downright cruel, and yet my life resume of helping others is still girthier than what a self-proclaimed activist is capable of. It's almost as if the bar is set really, really low for being a more productive, accomplished, helpful person than Nora.

But hey- 52 twitter bots, right guys? She's gotta be managing at least one quiet chuckle per bot.
 
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