I got a vagina tattoo inked on my face — the artist tried to talk me out of it

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Veteran tattoo artist Michael Ralph, 40, inked an image of a vagina across a young client's cheek. The customer has been slammed on social media for the explicit tat, with one describing it as "true clown behavior." Jam Press/@mikey5thousand

He now has a permanent vagina facial.

A young man has been slammed on social media after having a tattoo of a vagina inked across his right cheek.

Veteran artist Michael Ralph, 40, was tasked with tattooing the intimate image on the face of his 26-year-old client, who has not been publicly identified.
The ink master told NeedToKnow.Online that he initially thought the man was playing a prank when he received the raunchy request.

“I got a message that read: ‘I would like to set an appointment to get a semi-realistic vagina tattooed on my face more specifically in my sideburn,’ ” Ralph recalled.

The client added that he had a “limited budget” and wanted to have the inking done in less than an hour.

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The tattoo artist initially thought the man was pranking him when he sent a text message with the raunchy request .Jam Press/@mikey5thousand

“My first thought was, ‘Am I reading this right?’ ” Ralph — who is based in Washington, DC, — said. “I read it again, and there was no mistake. My second thought was ‘Did he lose a bet?’ “

After receiving the request, the tattooist told the client to wait a month to make sure it wasn’t a “spur-of-the-moment decision.”

To the artist’s surprise, the client followed up 30 days later, saying he was still interested in the ink.

“I told him it may close doors of opportunity that would be open if he didn’t have a vagina tattooed on his face — that he may lose his job or not get hired in the future,” Ralph stated.
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“I told him it may close doors of opportunity that would be open if he didn’t have a vagina tattooed on his face — that he may lose his job or not get hired in the future,” the tattooist recalled.Jam Press/@mikey5thousand

“After that, I asked him how old he was, because in my mind, if he was under 25, I might have told him he needed to wait until his brain was fully developed, so there was no regret,” he added. “Lucky for him he was 26.”

The customer was undeterred, and Ralph subsequently performed the inking. He took snaps of his handiwork and posted them to his Instagram page.

Viewers were less than impressed by the crude tattoo, hitting out at the man for having the genitalia permanently emblazoned across his cheek.
“True clown behavior,” one railed, before another chimed in, saying it seemed like “a sad ugly ass joke.”

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While the unidentified man went viral for having a vagina tattooed on his face, a British woman recently hit headlines for having her actual vagina inked.

Becky Holt, 34, had her labia inked by an artist, leaving her in an “incredible amount of pain” and unable to have sex for a month.

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A truly merciful and compassionate society would have taken him behind the shed and bashed his head in with a rock years ago. It would have almost certainly saved him a lot of suffering.
Is it capable of suffering? Can we assume that it possesses even some sort of rudimentary proto-consciousness? Either way, I think your rock option would be the most compassionate course of treatment.
 
Before Clown World, the tattoo was commonly seen as an edgy thing that only men like bikers, prisoners, and sailors had.

Now in Clown World, they've almost suddenly become mainstream and seemingly more freakish overall. What happened?
It became acceptable to get a small one on your ankle and then snowballed rapidly as a new identity for the lost sheep. "I'm not a lonely person with no family or friends. I'm a piece of art! This generic tattoo reminds me of a shallow event or person and that makes me special!"

All tattoos look like shit and you're a retard for getting one. Defiling your body is a sin against God and you deserve to be mocked for your stupidity.
 
I don't think people should be allowed to do this.

Nah. If you are old enough to vote, drink, drive cars or own guns you should be old enough to get a pussy tattoed in your face. Bc of all these things you only damage yourself with your stupid actions. Please, don't argue with social welfare that he might get for the rest of his live bc he won't find a job anymore. Every government wastes so much more money on way more stupid shit that these welfare bucks don't matter at all.

Anyways,

“After that, I asked him how old he was, because in my mind, if he was under 25, I might have told him he needed to wait until his brain was fully developed, so there was no regret,” he added. “Lucky for him he was 26.”

LOL
 
Nah. If you are old enough to vote, drink, drive cars or own guns you should be old enough to get a pussy tattoed in your face. Bc of all these things you only damage yourself with your stupid actions. Please, don't argue with social welfare that he might get for the rest of his live bc he won't find a job anymore. Every government wastes so much more money on way more stupid shit that these welfare bucks don't matter at all.

Anyways,



LOL
My argument is that we are all affected by what others do and I don't think people should be able to do whatever they want. It is kt unlike banning transgenderidm or voluntary amputation. Also seeing things like this take a psychic toll on everyone he comes into contact with.

To reference Death in June "Burn Down Freedom's Road."
 
My argument is that we are all affected by what others do and I don't think people should be able to do whatever they want. It is kt unlike banning transgenderidm or voluntary amputation. Also seeing things like this take a psychic toll on everyone he comes into contact with.

To reference Death in June "Burn Down Freedom's Road."

Please explain how I, a eurofag and kraut living in Krautland, is affected by some retard in the USA who decided to go full retard by having a retarded face tattoo.

Also please explain where the difference is between the woke's stance that us retards saying niggerfaggot on a niche internet forum literally kill nigger, faggots and troons and your stance that a retarded face tattoo affects you psychologically. One is words, one is a tattoo.
 
My argument is that we are all affected by what others do and I don't think people should be able to do whatever they want. It is kt unlike banning transgenderidm or voluntary amputation. Also seeing things like this take a psychic toll on everyone he comes into contact with.

To reference Death in June "Burn Down Freedom's Road."
Well, less than half the population will see an vag at least once in their lives and roughly half of it already have one; so it really doesn't make much of an difference about what magic voodoo powers his new tattoo gives him.

As for the kids, that problem will be solved by society. Repeatedly
 
Please explain how I, a eurofag and kraut living in Krautland, is affected by some retard in the USA who decided to go full retard by having a retarded face tattoo.

Also please explain where the difference is between the woke's stance that us retards sayinglsit niggerfaggot on a niche internet forum literally kill nigger, faggots and troons and your stance that a retarded face tattoo affects you psychologically. One is words, one is a tattoo.
You cannot be so granular about it. I m talking about the general principle of individual freedom. I'm sure some deluded Germans get face tattoos or do other things they should not do, bc those things harm the individual and society at large.
Some time ago, Devon Stack commented on a photo from the 70s depicting some boomer wearing a t shirt that reads "Fuck You," stating we lost it when we started allowonf form that.
The left is wrong about what they consider right or wrong but they are correct about acting on their moral conviction.
 
I hate face tattoos they are usually really tacky, occasionally i'll see an islander with full face tats but they look beautiful.
The insane amount of dedication it takes to get those tattoos put them in a different league. It's not some idiot with poor decision making skills - it's part of their culture and pretty impressive.
 
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