The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[MetalParakeet]

"Trans people deserve a space where they can be openly autistic" made me laugh harder than anything I've seen about the tranch in a long time. At least I got one more lol out of these cows before the end.

And poly!

So basically "we need a safe spot for retards
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Least he admits it

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Who has time to diaper their bitch in heat when you could be a diaper troon instead?

Deekerian Diaper Boys as adults

 

[Humbert Humbert]

She is mainly concerned with getting her affairs in order after her recent terminal diagnosis

So, it was his mother that got the cancer diagnosis from this tweet:

Someone was right on the money with this one.

I wonder if it could be his mom, probably not since he's showing concern and we know he hates his mom despite her being the one who enabled his tranch adventures until Phil kicked him out, but if it is her, how would her death affect the tranch's situation, if at all?

Moving on:

Their incest puppies were never discussed

was eerily close to my actual expression upon reading this.
Somebody more autistic than me has to make a list of things that Bonnie has revealed about the Tranch. And I don’t mean shit that we conjectured, I mean things he has flat out said.

Oh, and by the way… It keeps crossing my mind, how Bonnie said that we were the ones closest to the truth. It’s kind of haunting in a way, because what else were we right about?

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Would love to see all this shit battled out in a televised People’s Court….. maybe it could be called ‘Paca’s Court .

 

[Warozen_valley]

I know that this is speculating on speculations but if the primary signature on the lease dies of cancer and can no longer pay, who does the costs of damages and unpaid utilities then fall on?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I know that this is speculating on speculations but if the primary signature on the lease dies of cancer and can no longer pay, who does the costs of damages and unpaid utilities then fall on?

Typically the lease holder's estate.

 

[Bob_]

Would love to see all this shit battled out in a televised People’s Court….. maybe it could be called ‘Paca’s Court .

The Troon Trial of the Century!

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

In a better timeline we'd see Sidechew vs. Mandozer standing before Judge Judy. Who would put up with about five seconds of their shit before unleashing hellfire.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Honestly, I hope Sky comes out the winner here.

Between him and Penny, Jen, Kevin, Fedposter J, Mandozer, and Kindness, he's the only one I don't have an active negative opinion about.

I might eat my words in a month based on further information, but at least he has the presence of mind not to share his every thought on Twitter and that makes me think he's one of the smarter ones.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Honestly, I hope Sky comes out the winner here.

Between him and Penny, Jen, Kevin, Fedposter J, Mandozer, and Kindness, he's the only one I don't have an active negative opinion about.

I might eat my words in a month based on further information, but at least he has the presence of mind not to share his every thought on Twitter and that makes me think he's one of the smarter ones.

Like, his opinions are probably shit but he seems to be the only one who was honestly trying to make the thing work. Unlike Phil, who just tried to grift the whole enterprise across the finish line.

 

[FinnSven]

In a better timeline we'd see Sidechew vs. Mandozer standing before Judge Judy. Who would put up with about five seconds of their shit before unleashing hellfire.

The downside to that is that the show would clear up any “judgement” costs at their expense so involved Troons would get off scot-free.

That’s how they get people to go on Judge Judy, some people think it’s worth having an angry old lady call them stupid on TV to clear their debts.

The fictitious Judge I would prefer to see them go before would be Judge Dredd.

Karl Urban could return to the role and sentence all tranchers to 50 years in the cubes.
Locking the Tranch Troons in shipping containers, while it would mean an end to the milk, it would be the best result for animals, relatives and society at large.

 

[White Devil]

Karl Urban could return to the role and sentence all tranchers to 50 years in the cubes.

Wrong. Summary execution for genocide.

 

[FinnSven]

Wrong. Summary execution for genocide.

Maybe Penny and Bonnie and any of the Troons who were directly responsible for the genocide.

Kevvie could justifiably claim he was ignorant of the deaths, but Karl Dredd would certainly encube him for being a crime against nature, decency and humanity.

 

[Just A Butt]

makes me think he's one of the smarter ones.

yeah but he married Paul

 

[blue gopher snakes]

yeah but he married Paul

Sky looks syndrome-y to me. Perhaps that’s just me being a bitch but I’ve definitely seen kids with his same face licking windows on the short bus.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Wrong. Summary execution for genocide.

Actually yeah. Assuming alpacas would be being used in Mega City One for food and textiles, you're now fucking with the lives of thousands of people if you screw up. Summary execution will remind the other food workers not to fuck it up.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The downside to that is that the show would clear up any “judgement” costs at their expense so involved Troons would get off scot-free.

That’s how they get people to go on Judge Judy, some people think it’s worth having an angry old lady call them stupid on TV to clear their debts.

The fictitious Judge I would prefer to see them go before would be Judge Dredd.

Karl Urban could return to the role and sentence all tranchers to 50 years in the cubes.
Locking the Tranch Troons in shipping containers, while it would mean an end to the milk, it would be the best result for animals, relatives and society at large.

I would like to see them on Judge Rinder (Judge Grindr), camp UK tv version of Judy, who looks like this one Cenobite.

Despite his relative youth, he passionately hates social media of all kinds, stupid people, and gets unbelievably annoyed when pretty much every case has retards airing their social grievances on it, used as evidence.

In fact, this case might actually be a danger to his cardiac health.

Also, lol Kevin has made it obvious on Twitter that his trash pile has not yet “shipped”- meaning it is still at the Tranch, under direct threat of theft from the new kiwi drone (just the old kiwi drone with a litter picker nigger rigged to it. And a pistol)

Is fedposter holed up there guarding shit?
It’s probably genuinely more dangerous for burgulars to go while it’s just him there, cowardly, than with the other idiots distracting him to soften his catlike reflexes

 

[Temperance]

Bad excuse for not getting a lawyer. I might be misremembering, but I think Bonnie's been working at a small motorcycle repair shop or something along those lines. He probably just talked to a paralegal, so of course the Tranch situation was too complicated for them.
[T | A]

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LMAO:
[T | A]

This guy's a commie journoscum who's interviewed the Tranchers before.



"With queer rights under attack in the United States and liberal leadership within the community failing us, The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is our best hope."
"The people at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are heroes."

 

[FinnSven]

I would like to see them on Judge Rinder (Judge Grindr), camp UK tv version of Judy, who looks like this one Cenobite.

Despite his relative youth, he passionately hates social media of all kinds, stupid people, and gets unbelievably annoyed when pretty much every case has retards airing their social grievances on it, used as evidence.

In fact, this case might actually be a danger to his cardiac health.

Also, lol Kevin has made it obvious on Twitter that his trash pile has not yet “shipped”- meaning it is still at the Tranch, under direct threat of theft from the new kiwi drone (just the old kiwi drone with a litter picker nigger rigged to it. And a pistol)

Is fedposter holed up there guarding shit?
It’s probably genuinely more dangerous for burgulars to go while it’s just him there, cowardly, than with the other idiots distracting him to soften his catlike reflexes

I agree. Judge Grindr gives off that kind of vibe of being a gay man who can’t stand drag queens, female impersonators, and anything else which makes a mockery of the acceptance gays have actually worked hard for.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he just cleared the Troons all out of the courtroom, then ordered Bonnie’s mother free of responsibility for the debt.


I hope fedposter J winds up shooting a surveyor or other official there on legal business.

The tranch needs some serious firearms related mishaps before it finally ends!

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"Trans people are being murdered left and right..." Where exactly is this occurring? Why is it not on CNN 24/7? If a trans genocide is taking place, a responsible journalist should easily be able to provide concrete proof of this bold statement. And yet, he doesn't. And can't.

What a fucking drama queen. He might need to purchase a fainting couch for when he has these attacks of the vapors.

I find it hard to believe he actually has a girlfriend either. Maybe a stained waifu pillow with the stuffing leaking out, at best.