This one is fun. In Brazil, crazy girlfriend shoots boyfriend. He fucking
survives by sheer luck. After the first shot, the girlfriend's weapon jammed.
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"GOD! This thing sucks! Why isnt it not firing?!"
"*cough* Its jammed, you bitch!"
"JAMMED!? WHY CAN A GUN JAM?!"
"Because of basic gun mechanics. I told you we *cough* should have bought a revolver!"
"Oh no, you dont. We arent having any revolvers in this house! It is you who should have brought better quality shit!"
"But I thought you hated guns!"
"Not right now! Right now I wanted you to be a man and not a cheapscate and buy quality stuff so this doesnt happen! You have ruined everything!"
"God, even after shooting me, you cant stop making it all about yourself!"
"MOM, WAS RIGHT, I SHOULD HAVE MARRIED A BETTER MAN! ONE THAT BUYS BETTER GUNS DESPITE MY DISAPPROVAL!"
"Oh, so now you are saying I should not hear you out?! YOU SAY I DONT LISTEN TO YOU!"
"Yeah, well, I dont care, you are suppose to KNOW BETTER!"
Fair enough. I just don't get the stupid rules for cursed image ban if you have a thread of people dying.
Im sure Null has bigger fish to fry. Just dont come if you dont like morbid shit.