NoraReed / Nora Fleck / Nora Reed Heineman-Fleck and the Norasphere - The neverending fuck-ups of a sadistic thumb and tons of white knights

[HG 400]

Once I ran out of cash at a bar and was drunk enough to make bad decisions and didn't want to go to the ATM so I decided to just saunter around chugging other people's unattended drinks until I got kicked out and then I'd hit the ATM on my way to another bar, and one of the drinks I chugged had been roofied.

Even by complete accident and with no decent intentions, I have contributed more against rape culture than Nora Reed.

 

[Ruin]

Does Twitter have rules against spam/gimmick accounts?

 

[OldDayz]

Does Twitter have rules against spam/gimmick accounts?

Not really. If it's a parody account, it has to mention it in the profile. But bots are pretty much unchecked unless they're harassing people.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

You too can contribute more to the world that Nora Reed could ever dream if you follow along with any of these simple steps:

1. Are employed, part or full time
2. Donate time, money, or material goods to local charities and persons in need
3. Attend local rallies or protests in support of causes that better your community

I'm not even pretending to be a good person saying shit like this. On the contrary, you could argue I'm downright cruel, and yet my life resume of helping others is still girthier than what a self-proclaimed activist is capable of. It's almost as if the bar is set really, really low for being a more productive, accomplished, helpful person than Nora.

But hey- 52 twitter bots, right guys? She's gotta be managing at least one quiet chuckle per bot.

And/or going to college or planning to go to college and other alternative means of academic or professional education, like trade school and such.

Nora graduated with a degree of "University Studies", whatever the fuck does that mean.

Her last job was maintaining social media accounts for her university. Seven years ago.

Great job Nora.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[repentance]

On that topic, one of the interesting things about addicts or other folks with significant damage is that they develop this curious bunker mentality.

The bunker mentality also leads to a whole lot of rationalisations about how they're an exceptional individual for whom no suggested course of action will work.

Their mantra is "I can't because..."

 

[OldDayz]

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Please Nora, don't OD.

 

[Lackadaisy]

And/or going to college or planning to go to college and other alternative means of academic or professional education, like trade school and such.

Nora graduated with a degree of "University Studies", whatever the fuck does that mean.

Her last job was maintaining social media accounts for her university. Seven years ago.

Great job Nora.

"University Studies" is apparently some kind of interdisciplinary degree program.

http://catalog.unm.edu/catalogs/201...ollege/bachelor-university-studies/index.html

In other words, good for some but useless for Nora.

 

[fishbones]

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That's not something that should be said casually. Why do some people feel the need to post every negative thought that goes through their head?

 

[wet_butt]

She does an awful lot of pills. She better not be drinking on them, that's how Derek Boogaard died.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Look what's trending on Twitter, Nora.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/IStandWithHateSpeech?src=tren

She already threw a fit about this, incidentally.

@Dynastia

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

Is it really that hard to picture people laughing at your bitch-fits over the most minuscule things?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

She already threw a fit about this, incidentally.

Actually, #ImPlankingForIntimidatingAndSilencingPeopleThroughCrowdsourcedHarrassmentCampaigns is pretty much perfect for us.
And #ICrouchWithJustGenerallyBeingAnAsshole may be the first twitter hashtag movement I could legitimately get behind and feel passionate about.

@Dynastia

A good guess, but I thought instead we'd spend some time making a betting pool for how long your "take a ton of anti-anxieties" binges would take to tank your liver.
I got $45 USD on 3 years. Do I hear 2 years?
Cmon, folks, bet on the fatty's cirrhosis, win a prize!

 

[Cynical]

Nora, we don't give a rat fuck about your spambots. The reactions you make, on the other hand, are quite funny.

 

[Lackadaisy]

So we've confirmed she's living off mommy and daddy's money then? Do we know if she still lives with them? Considering she went to a state school and hasn't been employed since, I doubt her parents could afford giving her a living allowance ala Brianna Wu.

 

[HG 400]

A good guess, but I thought instead we'd spend some time making a betting pool for how long your "take a ton of anti-anxieties" binges would take to tank your liver.
I got $45 USD on 3 years. Do I hear 2 years?
Cmon, folks, bet on the fatty's cirrhosis, win a prize!

Nah she'll be fine. Benzodiazepine class drugs are fairly gentle on the liver, and they kind of have to be considering how they're used. They are often long-term solutions for incurable mental issues, and the addiction is fiercer than anything else known to man. Taking a large amount of benzo as needed on a long-term basis is resigning yourself to a dependency so goddamn severe it makes meth and heroin look like babyfood, and going cold turkey can kill an otherwise healthy adult from the shock alone ; even alcohol and done DT can only manage to snuff people who are already dangerously malnourished.

What she's on won't have any seriously adverse health effects, but she'll never ever in her entire life be able to get off them.

 

[Cynical]

Nah she'll be fine. Benzodiazepine class drugs are fairly gentle on the liver, and they kind of have to be considering how they're used. They are often long-term solutions for incurable mental issues, and the addiction is fiercer than anything else known to man. Taking a large amount of benzo as needed on a long-term basis is resigning yourself to a dependency so goddamn severe it makes meth and heroin look like babyfood, and going cold turkey can kill an otherwise healthy adult from the shock alone ; even alcohol and done DT can only manage to snuff people who are already dangerously malnourished.

What she's on won't have any seriously adverse health effects, but she'll never ever in her entire life be able to get off them.

Key words, "as needed".

Based on her own statements, she gobbles those things down like candy, so I'll bet she's beating her brain chemistry with an ugly stick, and I'll bet she's gotten so used to doing that it's no wonder she's so crazy, the whiplash as the drugs wear off since she's forcing her body to become acclimated to higher and higher amounts must be doing bad shit to her brain.

Throwing alcohol or anything else into the mix cannot be doing her any favors.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

So we've confirmed she's living off mommy and daddy's money then? Do we know if she still lives with them? Considering she went to a state school and hasn't been employed since, I doubt her parents could afford giving her a living allowance ala Brianna Wu.

Her dox gives her the same address as her parents, and going by her recent tweets, her living situation doesn't appear to have changed since then.

So yes, she's tweeting from her parents' basement about us losers who live in our parents' basements.

 

[repentance]

Is it really that hard to picture people laughing at your bitch-fits over the most minuscule things?

In Noraverse, anyone who disagrees with her or criticises her is "mad" or "hates" her, so yeah.

That we mock her because she's absurd doesn't enter her head because it doesn't fit the victim narrative. It *must* be because she's "vulnerable" and "marginalised".

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Nah she'll be fine. Benzodiazepine class drugs are fairly gentle on the liver, and they kind of have to be considering how they're used. They are often long-term solutions for incurable mental issues, and the addiction is fiercer than anything else known to man. Taking a large amount of benzo as needed on a long-term basis is resigning yourself to a dependency so goddamn severe it makes meth and heroin look like babyfood, and going cold turkey can kill an otherwise healthy adult from the shock alone ; even alcohol and done DT can only manage to snuff people who are already dangerously malnourished.

What she's on won't have any seriously adverse health effects, but she'll never ever in her entire life be able to get off them.

Well in that case, here's hoping she's got fantastic insurance, and never ever loses it. Paying for that shit out of pocket is impossible.
Do tell us, Nora, how is the benefits plan for a career in fartbot?