You never have to pay for anything ever again but every time you make a purchase you must fulfill a sexual act to the seller - Would you do it?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

The intensity of the act is relative to price. As a point of reference:
Dollar store stuff - Through the pants dick touch
Mansion - Furry scat gangbang

You aren’t allowed to “donate” money to surrogates to make purchases

You are not allowed to enjoy any of the activities

 

[Chilson]

The problem is sexual inflation. I would probably have to suck a dudes dick just to buy fucking eggs and that is not a world I want to live in.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

fuck no

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No. I'm saving myself for marriage.

 

[JethroTullamore]

What about bills? Do I have to blow the guy from the water authority to take a shower or something?

Do I get to negotiate? Like, I’m cool with a furry gang bang, but I don’t think I could do the scat bit.

 

[SandyCat]

I'd do it for free the rest is a bonus

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Dollar store stuff - Through the pants dick touch

Well..
1. rob dollar stores blind by getting one item at a time
2. open your own dollar store selling things at lower price
3. repeat and profit?
Dunno, dick touch through pants seems like a small price really, but thats only if you really wanna jew the system

 

[Am I Very Wrong]

too much work

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

What about bills? Do I have to blow the guy from the water authority to take a shower or something?

Do I get to negotiate? Like, I’m cool with a furry gang bang, but I don’t think I could do the scat bit.

yes to the first question and you aren’t allowed to enjoy the activities

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Well..
1. rob dollar stores blind by getting one item at a time
2. open your own dollar store selling things at lower price
3. repeat and profit?
Dunno, dick touch through pants seems like a small price really, but thats only if you really wanna jew the system

What the fuck are you profiting for? That doesn’t change the fact you have to pay for things with sex

 

[JethroTullamore]

yes to the first question and you aren’t allowed to enjoy the activities

I mean you can’t stop me from enjoying the fursuit sex, I’m just saying.

The answers no, that’s just too much degenerate sex for things I’d need every day.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

What the fuck are you profiting for? That doesn’t change the fact you have to pay for things with sex

Well no, you then can give a trusted relative the money to buy you things with money as a favour. At least based on the information presented that should work

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Why would I want to live my life like a woman

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Well no, you then can give a trusted relative the money to buy you things with money as a favour. At least based on the information presented that should work

Assuming that this relative would do all of that for free, but most likely they would want to charge you and you’d have to pay them with incestual sex.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Assuming that this relative would do all of that for free, but most likely they would want to charge you and you’d have to pay them with incestual sex.

Not really. You just give them more than is needed to buy what you want and they just gift you back what they bought while keeping the change.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Not really. You just give them more than is needed to buy what you want and they just gift you back what they bought while keeping the change.

Fuck you I’m editing the rules

 

[Rozzy]

@BargainBinLaden , this nefarious practice is how groomers work, give the victim free gifts in return for sexual favors.

 

[Blouie]

I would only buy stuff from women then, this is so easy lol.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Can I rape people and then hand them a bill after?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Fuck you I’m editing the rules

Well.. then you could accidently leave more money than needed and a shoping list somewhere and someone could accidentally pick up what you want while keeping the change.. all in good faith of course. Ok, ill stop trying to break your rules now.