Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[The lentils]

Is it just me or "totally not half-latina" darker skinned Hannah never makes it to the pictures? She is also in an intermediate age in between the "literal babies" and the older sisters group. I think she might be the Tim of the girls...

 

[Marigold_Souci]

Fuck her. You voted against it, you shouldn’t be allowed it.

I hope she gets some nice pollution from the train derailment as well, bless

 

[Jane Eyre]

Jill met up with 2 aunts and an uncle at their vacation home in Florida and got invited to dinner at their place.


They sang at a church and Nurie was also there playing the piano.

 

[For The Internet]

I'm honestly dreading the imminent 'Nurie's preggo' announcement. That poor girl needs to give her womb some breathing space.

The fact that there was no gleeful 'I'm pregnant along with one of my daughters! I'm so young and fertile!' the microsecond Jill thought she was pregnant tells me that she had no inkling that she could be. With that in mind, I assume she's been having irregular periods for a while and suffered from an unusually painful or heavy one, and decided that it was a miscarriage. She hasn't even posted about it, which is incredibly out of character. She has to be perimenopausal at this stage.

I really don't have that much to say about Tim's engagement. She seems like a nice girl and I hope they're happy. She has the unenviable task of being the first girl to marry in. Either Jill will do the 'omg we're best friends!' thing or the 'you can never live up to me so here's a load of passive aggression' thing. Actually, knowing Jill she'll manage to do both simultaneously.

Not going to lie, I have some misgivings about Tim as a husband (and no, it's got nothing to do with his sexual orientation). He's way too subservient to Jill and I'm worried that sermon about modesty was some kind of pointed message about his fiancee and her family. The fact that she was given that awful red dress does nothing to assuage my fears. If Jill were being passive aggressive towards his wife and singling her out, it seems unlikely he'd speak up for her. They're also probably going to be living with Jill in the RV for a long time, so it isn't a situation where she has plenty of space between Jill encounters to make things easier.

Good luck Heidi, here's hoping Tim actually leaves and cleaves.

 

[multiverse]

Jill met up with 2 aunts and an uncle at their vacation home in Florida and got invited to dinner at their place.
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They sang at a church and Nurie was also there playing the piano.
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Despite Jill's many, many visits to Florida since her golden child moved there, she's never once before descended like a cloud of locusts on either of her aunts' homes before.

It's obvious that her two aunts, uncle, and all of her cousins are normal people and not super evangelicals. My guess is that Jill had a choice of exposing her children to normies, or not having her army of children fed that day. I wonder if Nathan has had to make it clear that the Nurthlings can't pay all the Rod expenses whenever Jill decides to visit for weeks on end.

Edit: Sophia is looking worse than ever. Are her teeth rotting out, or falling out normally? Why is she dressed is faded, mismatched rags?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Despite Jill's many, many visits to Florida since her golden child moved there, she's never once before descended like a cloud of locusts on either of her aunts' homes before.

It's obvious that her two aunts, uncle, and all of her cousins are normal people and not super evangelicals. My guess is that Jill had a choice of exposing her children to normies, or not having her army of children fed that day. I wonder if Nathan has had to make it clear that the Nurthlings can't pay all the Rod expenses whenever Jill decides to visit for weeks on end.

Edit: Sophia is looking worse than ever. Are her teeth rotting out, or falling out normally? Why is she dressed is faded, mismatched rags?
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She looks to be around the age you'd expect missing teeth in front.

God, imagine knowing if you invite your niece over for dinner, you're inviting a schoolbus-full number of people. Can't imagine. Because unlike for Jill, feeding 15 people typically means more than one package of pasta and a single jar of sauce.

That said, I like the banjo/fiddling (I just generally like that old-fashioned Appalachian/Southern/countryfolk-ish combo...plus omg it's so much better than those weird cowbell handbells), and I am impressed at the color coordination.

 

[multiverse]

I am impressed at the color coordination.

They do this for every performance, actually. It's part of their schtick.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Sophia is definitely the right age to be losing teeth, but goodness, the ones that remain don’t look great up close!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

They do this for every performance, actually. It's part of their schtick.

I know - and I only mention it bc the idea of wrangling 50 gazillion children into coordinated outfits gives me low-level anxiety. OK, not really that much, but even if you've cult-brained them, getting kids, especially the ones under 16, to put on matching clothes and perform is a big effort.

 

[multiverse]

Sophia is definitely the right age to be losing teeth, but goodness, the ones that remain don’t look great up close!

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Yeah, her lower teeth are looking pretty gray and neglected. Jill only cares about putting braces on the kids when they're teenagers; she seems the type not to give a shit about cavities in baby teeth, since they fall out anyway.

 

[Melankia]

Sophia is definitely the right age to be losing teeth, but goodness, the ones that remain don’t look great up close!

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Her and Sadie are the sickliest looking of the bunch (with Sophia being the winner) so the missing teeth just makes her look worse.

 

[GreenHell]

Yeah, her lower teeth are looking pretty gray and neglected. Jill only cares about putting braces on the kids when they're teenagers; she seems the type not to give a shit about cavities in baby teeth, since they fall out anyway.

Poor thing looks like she has an overbite, too.

Jill met up with 2 aunts and an uncle at their vacation home in Florida and got invited to dinner at their place.
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Jesus, that's a retarded face. That's Jill's idea of being "funny".

We all know Jill's a narcissist, but do you ever think about just how immaturely she behaves? Always thinking about herself above everyone else, always throwing tantrums and pulling exaggerated, goofy faces, talking in a singsong voice, peppering her Facebook posts with emojis and childish flair, glopping on makeup like a ten-year-old who found her mother's makeup kit...

What is it about some fundie women that makes them act so damn childish? The Bible says for all believers to be innocent like children, but it also says to be wise, selfless, and sober-minded; how do you get "simple-minded, spoilt little girl" out of that?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Yeah, her lower teeth are looking pretty gray and neglected. Jill only cares about putting braces on the kids when they're teenagers; she seems the type not to give a shit about cavities in baby teeth, since they fall out anyway.

There's a lot of people that think like that.
What they don't realize is cavities in baby teeth can, and often do, grow into the unerupted adult teeth, and cause abscesses. Then the baby and adult tooth have to come out.
Family member is an RDA, and has seen this many times. She's also a mandated reporter, and has had to call CPS several times due to neglected dental hygiene.

 

[iSaidShhh]

Maybe I missed it earlier on in the thread, but I didn't realize Jill played banjo or that some of the girls fiddled. Banjo in particular isn't easy, so color me very slightly impressed.

Also, I know this has been said a thousand times, but Sophia's coloration is dreadful, especially when you see her next to a normal little girl.

 

[cuddle striker]

I know several spergged about not being mean to the girl, but jesus fuck what is wrong with her face?
The worst part is I'm not even sure what it is that's wrong. Her ears are big but thats not really offputting, are her eyes too far apart? Face too long?
If she doesn't have something wrong with her she is an incredibly unfortunately featured woman, I hope Tim at least takes care of her because jesus, she.... she needs it.

all of the people in these churches are related in some way, there's bad innsmouth blood in them, all of them look just as cursed as they are.

every time I open this thread there's less chin in it and more ears.

 

[Jane Eyre]

The long awaited miscarriage Facebook post finally arrived. I'm a bit surprised it took her this long to post about it.

Spoiler: Post text

My heart is breaking.

Let me explain...

In life, we all experience many joyous moments. We gladly share those moments with others, and perhaps we are viewed as having the "perfect life." Although no one has a perfect life, we should always be grateful for and focus on the many blessings God gives us.

However, it is in the tender, broken, grief stricken moments of life that I find myself learning the deepest truth to surrender. Surrender to an ALL knowing and perfect God! When life seems unfair, we can try to make sense of it or simply trust. We can choose one of two responses. BITTERNESS or BLESSED. Blessed in knowing that we can trust a sovereign God. Trust a God that NEVER makes a mistake.

It is a beautiful and special moment when through a season of trials in life, we experience a unique blend of a bleeding heart all while finding peace as we yield that same, broken heart to the will of God.

As many of you, I find those moments most tender between the Saviour and I.

He is truly a Man of Sorrows, acquainted with my grief.

Recently, David and I found out we were expecting baby #14. We were all THRILLED!

Kaylee was so excited to be pregnant together with me. We ALL began to hope, dream, plan and rejoice together. But, those dreams came crashing down when (while in Florida) David rushed me to the ER with many pregnancy complications. We were losing our sweet baby and we all felt numb.

Then the tears came.

But oh, what sweet communion that was with my Lord. He collected each of my tears and put them in a bottle. (Psalms 56:8 "Thou tellest my wanderings: put thou my tears into thy bottle: are they not in thy book?") He saw me rise, shower and go to church and sing in the middle of my pain. He saw me kneel to praise His Name. He saw me serve my family, when all I felt like doing was curling up in bed. He saw our family press forward. When no one else could see my heart aching with sorrow in a church service, HE saw! When I felt that the whole world might not understand my sorrow of losing my 6th baby to miscarriage (due to the fact I already had 13 living children), I knew God understood. Each child God has allowed us to conceive, is a direct gift from Him, even if He chose to take it to Heaven early.

You see, nothing goes unnoticed by God! He rewards faithfulness in the midst of our pain. He cares about each detail and He longs for us to run into His arms of grace and comfort.

My son in law (Jonathan) kindly reminded me that this baby was in the center of God's hands and that there was no safer place to be. What a comfort!

Please rejoice with us over this life given to us for oh, SO short a time!

-Jill (for us all)

Ephesians 1:12 KJV
[12] That we should be to the praise of his glory, who first trusted in Christ.

Galatians 6:14 KJV
[14] But God forbid that I should glory, save in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world is crucified unto me, and I unto the world.

#baby19

 

[multiverse]

The long awaited miscarriage Facebook post finally arrived. I'm a bit surprised it took her this long to post about it.
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Spoiler: Post text

My heart is breaking.

Let me explain...

In life, we all experience many joyous moments. We gladly share those moments with others, and perhaps we are viewed as having the "perfect life." Although no one has a perfect life, we should always be grateful for and focus on the many blessings God gives us.

However, it is in the tender, broken, grief stricken moments of life that I find myself learning the deepest truth to surrender. Surrender to an ALL knowing and perfect God! When life seems unfair, we can try to make sense of it or simply trust. We can choose one of two responses. BITTERNESS or BLESSED. Blessed in knowing that we can trust a sovereign God. Trust a God that NEVER makes a mistake.

It is a beautiful and special moment when through a season of trials in life, we experience a unique blend of a bleeding heart all while finding peace as we yield that same, broken heart to the will of God.

As many of you, I find those moments most tender between the Saviour and I.

He is truly a Man of Sorrows, acquainted with my grief.

Recently, David and I found out we were expecting baby #14. We were all THRILLED!

Kaylee was so excited to be pregnant together with me. We ALL began to hope, dream, plan and rejoice together. But, those dreams came crashing down when (while in Florida) David rushed me to the ER with many pregnancy complications. We were losing our sweet baby and we all felt numb.

Then the tears came.

But oh, what sweet communion that was with my Lord. He collected each of my tears and put them in a bottle. (Psalms 56:8 "Thou tellest my wanderings: put thou my tears into thy bottle: are they not in thy book?") He saw me rise, shower and go to church and sing in the middle of my pain. He saw me kneel to praise His Name. He saw me serve my family, when all I felt like doing was curling up in bed. He saw our family press forward. When no one else could see my heart aching with sorrow in a church service, HE saw! When I felt that the whole world might not understand my sorrow of losing my 6th baby to miscarriage (due to the fact I already had 13 living children), I knew God understood. Each child God has allowed us to conceive, is a direct gift from Him, even if He chose to take it to Heaven early.

You see, nothing goes unnoticed by God! He rewards faithfulness in the midst of our pain. He cares about each detail and He longs for us to run into His arms of grace and comfort.

My son in law (Jonathan) kindly reminded me that this baby was in the center of God's hands and that there was no safer place to be. What a comfort!

Please rejoice with us over this life given to us for oh, SO short a time!

-Jill (for us all)

Ephesians 1:12 KJV
[12] That we should be to the praise of his glory, who first trusted in Christ.

Galatians 6:14 KJV
[14] But God forbid that I should glory, save in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world is crucified unto me, and I unto the world.

#baby19

So Jill did get a D&C at the hospital? Why else go to a hospital? If she was "pregnant with Kaylee" then Jill was, as suspected, no more than eight weeks pregnant (or her period was overdue and she decided she wasn't getting left out of the pregnancy attention this time.)

Also, she got to cry hysterically at the church of some strangers so she could get attention for praying and serving better than them, what with her SEVERE miscarriage!

Anyway, we know which photo is getting added to Jill's Wall of Maternal Fails now.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

So Jill did get a D&C at the hospital? Why else go to a hospital? If she was "pregnant with Kaylee" then Jill was, as suspected, no more than eight weeks pregnant (or her period was overdue and she decided she wasn't getting left out of the pregnancy attention this time.)

Also, she got to cry hysterically at the church of some strangers so she could get attention for praying and serving better than them, what with her SEVERE miscarriage!

Anyway, we know which photo is getting added to Jill's Wall of Maternal Fails now.

If she was that early, she may not have needed a D&C, (thought I wouldnt put it past her. Rules for thee but not for me)

Pregnancy dating is weird. You would think you would time it out from conception, but its really from the first day of your last period.

in a healthy woman with regular cycles, that means 2-3 of those weeks of "pregnancy" there wasnt even a fertilized egg involved yet.

However, as others have mentioned, I dont think she was ever even pregnant. I think she is perimenipausal. Every woman I know that is going through or has gone through menopause has said it began with skipping periods, sometimes a 1-3 months, then a heavy and painful period would follow. I believe this is what happened with Jill.

 

[Vi0l3t]

She even got the grandkids involved. Christ. How old is Jilldo now? 45, 50? If shes not menopausal shes getting there.

 

[Goatchoker]

She even got the grandkids involved. Christ. How old is Jilldo now? 45, 50? If shes not menopausal shes getting there.
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Ughhhhhh and there it is! She’s probably peri (finallllly) but the thought of her having another is enough to send shivers down my spine. It’s all a competition to her, I wonder how SEVERE it was.