You never have to pay for anything ever again but every time you make a purchase you must fulfill a sexual act to the seller - Would you do it?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

The intensity of the act is relative to price. As a point of reference:
Dollar store stuff - Through the pants dick touch
Mansion - Furry scat gangbang

You aren’t allowed to “donate” money to surrogates to make purchases

You are not allowed to enjoy any of the activities

 

[King George III]

Yes. I'll just choose to only patronize female sellers. Free stuff and pussy, it's a win/win.

 

[Rozzy]

I would only buy stuff from women then, this is so easy lol.

Good luck with getting your car fixed then.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Can I rape people and then hand them a bill after?

So you’re saying you would rape someone in advance and then charge them for performing a sexual favor? I suppose, but you wouldn’t gain anything from that other than taking money from a rape victim that you couldn’t use anyway

 

[Rozzy]

What happens if you steal things from a store and run away, then the cops catch you?

 

[YE24]

Fuck you I’m editing the rules

This is the kind of exchange I come to this site to read.

 

[JethroTullamore]

What’s the charge to get a new muffler installed and an oil change? How far do I have to go for that in this hypothetical situation?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

What’s the charge to get a new muffler installed and an oil change? How far do I have to go for that in this hypothetical situation?

I guess sex with a somewhat ugly person

 

[Rozzy]

I guess if your car blew a tranny you'd have to blow a tranny to pay for the repair.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Penetrative sex just for a muffler?

Sheesh.

Ok, what about my weekly grocery store trip, it’s usually around 40 or 50 bucks, what would I have to do to pay for that?

Say I want that nice end-unit townhome in the good part of town, do I have to pay up monthly like a mortgage or is it a one time thing?

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

What happens if you steal things from a store and run away, then the cops catch you?

They insert a nightstick into your asshole at the precinct.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Penetrative sex just for a muffler?

Sheesh.

Ok, what about my weekly grocery store trip, it’s usually around 40 or 50 bucks, what would I have to do to pay for that?

Say I want that nice end-unit townhome in the good part of town, do I have to pay up monthly like a mortgage or is it a one time thing?

Weekly groceries would be roughly either massaging the seller’s penis for 3 minutes through the pants or stroking it naked for 15 seconds.
You could either get anally penetrated once by a huge black guy (unless your into that) or give a guy a 1 minute handjob once a month for a couple of years

 

[JethroTullamore]

Weekly groceries would be roughly either massaging the seller’s penis for 3 minutes through the pants or stroking it naked for 15 seconds.
You could either get anally penetrated once by a huge black guy (unless your into that) or give a guy a 1 minute handjob once a month for a couple of years

That isn’t so bad, but what happens if I get the guy selling me groceries to cum before my time is up, do I get to leave early?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

That isn’t so bad, but what happens if I get the guy selling me groceries to cum before my time is up, do I get to leave early?

Yeah unless you enjoy the cum, the thing is you aren’t allowed to enjoy it. I’d think you’d paid your 40 dollar debt if you got cum on you

 

[JethroTullamore]

Yeah unless you enjoy the cum, the thing is you aren’t allowed to enjoy it. I’d think you’d paid your 40 dollar debt if you got cum on you

Ok hypothetically let’s just say the idea of being a slut made to suck cock for his groceries turns me on a little bit, what do we do now?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Ok hypothetically let’s just say the idea of being a slut made to suck cock for his groceries turns me on a little bit, what do we do now?

He’d stick his finger in your ass for two seconds, if you LOVE the sound of that he would punch you in the dick, if you LOVE the sound of that he would spit in your mouth, if you LOVE the sound of that… etc

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

95% of the cows would prefer your system.

 

[Haint]

Thats just called paying rent.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

So you’re saying you would rape someone in advance and then charge them for performing a sexual favor? I suppose, but you wouldn’t gain anything from that other than taking money from a rape victim that you couldn’t use anyway

No I mean I would rape them but since I didn't get anything return for the sexual act I would hand them a bill for 3 blowjobs for them to pay in the future, or I'd take them to small claims court for theft of services.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

No I mean I would rape them but since I didn't get anything return for the sexual act I would hand them a bill for 3 blowjobs for them to pay in the future, or I'd take them to small claims court for theft of services.

Yeah but you couldn’t do anything with the money because you don’t use money anymore remember? You pay for things with sex so any money you got would be useless. All that you would accomplish is bankrupting a couple of people you raped

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Yeah but you couldn’t do anything with the money because you don’t use money anymore remember? You pay for things with sex so any money you got would be useless. All that you would accomplish is bankrupting a couple of people you raped

When did I ever mention money you mongoloid? I'm using the rules you set, by "pay" I mean perform a sexual act. The joke is that I would rape them, which is performing a sexual act, but since I received no product for the sexual act they would then theoretically owe me sexual acts, for which I would hand them a bill of 3 blowjobs that they now owe me because of the sexual act I performed on them for "free".