You never have to pay for anything ever again but every time you make a purchase you must fulfill a sexual act to the seller - Would you do it?

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The intensity of the act is relative to price. As a point of reference:
Dollar store stuff - Through the pants dick touch
Mansion - Furry scat gangbang

You aren’t allowed to “donate” money to surrogates to make purchases

You are not allowed to enjoy any of the activities
 
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JethroTullamore said:
Ok hypothetically let’s just say the idea of being a slut made to suck cock for his groceries turns me on a little bit, what do we do now?
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OK lets say hypothetically, that I like the idea of being a slut. A little cock slut. Hypothetically I love to suck cock like the little slut I am, for groceries. It turns me on.
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Fascist Frederick said:
When did I ever mention money you mongoloid? I'm using the rules you set, by "pay" I mean perform a sexual act. The joke is that I would rape them, which is performing a sexual act, but since I received no product for the sexual act they would then theoretically owe me sexual acts, for which I would hand them a bill of 3 blowjobs that they now owe me because of the sexual act I performed on them for "free".
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If you raped them to begin with you could just rape them again. You don’t need them to owe you sexual favors, but you would probably go to jail before you got to that point. Anyways, you aren’t allowed to enjoy the sex. So, if you did rape anybody they wouldn’t owe you anything, and even if they did they could only repay you with whatever they were selling. So, if you raped a Home Depot employee you would be owed Home Depot products. The only way you would get sex in return is if you raped a hooker but it would have to be a hooker you wouldn’t want to fuck so it would be pointless.
 
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I do not agree to your terms. The thought of having to touch someone in any form or sort of way sends chills down my spine. I'll hang on to my funny money.

What happens when you've been paid too much in sexual favors and now the sex irs comes to collect? Since every other time you have to not enjoy the act, is it opposite for the IRS? You have to beg for more BD appliances in your booty?
 
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Day Drinking said:
I do not agree to your terms. The thought of having to touch someone in any form or sort of way sends chills down my spine. I'll hang on to my funny money.

What happens when you've been paid too much in sexual favors and now the sex irs comes to collect? Since every other time you have to not enjoy the act, is it opposite for the IRS? You have to beg for more BD appliances in your booty?
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Please my poor retard mind was only capable of crafting such a hypothetical, this is becoming very complicated. You only have to pay with sexual favors, you do not get paid with sexual favors by other people. So, I don’t know how how you could be in debt to the sex IRS.
 
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Rozzy said:
Must be a derelict mansion in a run-down area of Detroit.
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Ew. You're not supposed to admit to how little it would take to persuade you, baka hentai.

My cost would be to be installed as the authoritarian dictator of some small nation... and even that is a VERY HARD sell and I am liable to say "nope, not worth".
 
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Money isn’t an issue so I won’t swap to this system of currency. What happens if you’re super ugly to the point of no one wanting sex from you? Are you just poor forever?
Rozzy said:
What happens if you steal things from a store and run away, then the cops catch you?
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Thug hunters
 
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