Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[I am Jack's dead arm]

True but it's not like Jack can taste anything that isn't grease anyway.

So are we at the end, jackbros? The fact he isn't even seething is pretty concerning.

I think so. A week in an ICU and a month in a TCU doesn't bode well. Though one last video with Jack in full drooling tard mode babbling about Arbys or Subway would be chef's kiss.

 

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[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I think so. A week in an ICU and a month in a TCU doesn't bode well. Though one last video with Jack in full drooling tard mode babbling about Arbys or Subway would be chef's kiss.

Or them DDing Wendy's and TamHam chucks it straight into a blender and into his feeding tube.

Gud.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Before you write Jack off, Jay Masters of the Delray Misfits spent a month in a coma and managed to survive. He’s back to lifting heavy at the gym. He’s an obese man in his 50’s who abused steroids for decades. He was out of breath just from sitting.

Where there is a will to consume, life finds a way.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I bet the doctors who treated fatass in the hospital had a laugh at his "healthy lifestyle" and keto larping. With his 3 prior strokes Keto is the last type of diet that would have been recommended for him.

The poor inpatient dietician, though. Asking about Jack's previous diet, and then asking clarifying questions to gauge Jack's understanding of his previous diet. Were you checking your urine for keton--oh, "dirty" keto? Can you tell me more about that?

I guarantee Jack's medical record is full of verbatim quotes. (At least, if Jack's still able to speak.)

 

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[biggacracka]

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Is that a jab at hospital workers or at Jim Traynor?
Or both?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Bitter and petulant all the way to the drooling, pants-shitting, bedbound end.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Fuck it. I'm joining @AnOminous on the Jack Better Die train. Faggot has literally nobody on the planet he could lecture to about health to after having a half dozen strokes, multiple heart attacks, diabetes, and general mongoloidism purely out of life choices.

 

[Generic Retard]

What about eating 12,000+ mg of sodium laden turkey wings?

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Utter and avoidable lunacy. Just do as every geriatric person and eat the damn bugs pills Jack.
I have heard of no one having a second stroke after getting dialed in with blood thinners and blood pressure medication...
Okay, you may bleed to death if you get a knock on your head, but I would rather be dead than a potato.

Johns Hopkins University states that a typical hospital stay for strokes is roughly 5-7 days. Jack is spending a goddamn month.

Maybe the stroke was hemorrhagic this time? If there is no lasting damage, they just need to remove the thrombus and dial in medication.
If there was lasting damage... who knows. Maybe he just missed the time window for stroke treatment. It wouldn't be Jack without some bullshit.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

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You wish you could get up from your bed and join him.

But I must say overall optimistic message: it shows Jack in heaven.

 

[AnOminous]

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I see he's got back enough energy to be a pissy little bitch again.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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Had a leg injury a few years and had to spend a few months in a rehab/nursing facility mine had a Bari Hall which isn't the norm. Those fatties are the worst when it comes to the call lights, you'd swear they were trying to learn morse code.

Also, a lot of aides and nurses ironically do smoke I don't care if someone smokes but you'd think seeing people on Oxygen and some with COPD would be motivation to quit. Well, they get regular smoke breaks, and the fatties will throw fits if they see them outside smoking instead of answering their 12th call in the last hour.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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Sorry, but this fuckin' guy is such a fat sack of shit ... how could anyone possibly feel sorry for him posting garbage like this?
I really hate this dumb son of a bitch.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Sorry, but this fuckin' guy is such a fat sack of shit ... how could anyone possibly feel sorry for him posting garbage like this?
I really hate this dumb son of a bitch.

My ex is a nurse, and a lot of them do smoke due to the high stress and it's often the only breaks they get.

Jack commenting on someone's life choices while he's having to piss into a catheter because he couldn't stop eating Arby's is next level lolcow.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

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Sounds like a nurse on an alleged smoke break caught Tammy sneaking in food the staff said Jack shouldnt be eating. Jack decides to bitch about this by being a passive agressive cunt online.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My ex is a nurse, and a lot of them do smoke due to the high stress and it's often the only breaks they get.

Say what you will about smokers, but it teaches them to have the best time management skills.

Sounds like a nurse on an alleged smoke break caught Tammy sneaking in food the staff said Jack shouldnt be eating. Jack decides to bitch about this by being a passive agressive cunt online.

Jack could very well have a view out his window to the smoke shack, but if we're speculating, it could also be that Jack got told "your nurse is on break" at some point, and Jack decided it was a smoke break.

When a nurse's assigned buddy or the break nurse answers a forwarded patient call, they don't lead with "STEPHANIE'S IN THE LACTATION ROOM, SO Y'ALL WANT DILAUDID OR WHAT."

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Utter and avoidable lunacy. Just do as every geriatric person and eat the damn bugs pills Jack.
I have heard of no one having a second stroke after getting dialed in with blood thinners and blood pressure medication...
Okay, you may bleed to death if you get a knock on your head, but I would rather be dead than a potato.

Maybe the stroke was hemorrhagic this time? If there is no lasting damage, they just need to remove the thrombus and dial in medication.
If there was lasting damage... who knows. Maybe he just missed the time window for stroke treatment. It wouldn't be Jack without some bullshit.

Jack is a special type of moron. I think he probably took blood pressure and cholesterol-lowering medications and an aspirin daily at least. With his diet of double ricotta, double-butter everything and 10 grams of salt a day those medications had an Atlas-like role, forever burdened to support an enlarging globe of lard. I think even the best medications couldn't prevent this or future strokes if he doesn't change his lifestyle and lose weight.


On a side note, I was brushing up on the Jack lore and realized that he was invited to a BBQ competition in Kansas City on 6/23/2018. Apparently a team of morons competing in the event decided that he of all people was qualified to compete in the pulled pork bbq competition for them. He had been making periodic videos about bbqing pulled pork for the sake of practice gluttony. Anyways, he stroked out on 6/15/2018 and couldn't go. If those people in kansas city only realized the kind of abominations Jack creates behind the grill they would feel as lucky as people who missed the doomed flights on 9/11.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

I find myself wondering if we are underestimating Jack's delusional thought processing that this is a Job-like test from God and, unless he truly is in a fully incapacitated state, he will find a way to carry on with the shows he half-assedly creates and Hammy will continue to support him because that's the watered down americanized Christian way of supporting her husband "until death does them part" while getting dicked down on the side by Jim Trainor.

 

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As if this guy has any room to comment about the health practices of another person.