Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I don't know, it feels cheap and a little to easy to just say Luke's retarded and high off his own fumes but I'm really struggling to think of ANY other reason he thought doing his own kiwifarms, on reddit no less, because a personal beef and to try to defend himself by screaming "I'M AUTISTIC" wouldn't blow up in his face. Was it because he's been getting away with so much bullshit that he thought the free ride would never end? This whole latest mess feels so incredibly childish, almost self destructive. Was he expecting his corporate overlords to fly in and save him with yet another press kit? It's so bizarre.

Lucas, everyone is turning their back on you. You were fully warned this would happen. Now get properly fucked.

Luke was just a useful idiot backed by fuckwads in the media. They'll find another one at some point now that Luke has out lived his usefulness.
i think he knows what he is doing is retarded. but he is doing it because it feeds his ego. the dude is a massive narcissist and to him there is no feeling better than the high he gets off of making himself the center of attention.

the problem is the longer he does this the more he has to do to get that high . the thing is since his actions are causing him to lose followers he has to start trying to appeal to those outside his fan base this is why he brought shoe on stream. he is gonna just keep getting closer to the edge till one day he falls off. and that is when keffals finally embraces his true destiny as an ip2 streamer with his new best friend andy dick.
 

Keffals streaming about her latest convo with Shoeonhead, I'm honestly shockeda low tier cow like shoe of all people would speak to a degen like keffals but who knows.

Edit:congrats to 3000 pages, here's to 1000 Keffals you faggot!
Why is this tranny try so hard to copy Metokur intro. Lucas you have no legacy like Jimbo, your legacy would be that tombstone with the name your daddy gave you carved into it.
 
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I am honestly floored that Keffles thought this was a good idea (imagine, somebody who cut their own dick off making bad decisions…).

But for real, this wouldn’t even fly on the Kiwifarms. I can’t think of any user who would’ve made a post asking for info because they got into a Twitter slap fight, they would have so many Top Hats and autism ratings along with a mod note saying “this faggot was warned“.

Keffles, bro, your too much of a sperg to post here. Honestly I think the only community your welcome in is /pol/.
 
I love it that he is so triggered by us doxing people, but when he does it it's not "doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing" and we are evil for even calling it doxing.

No clue what he wants to call the piece of gayops he's trying to get going on Reddit, but it looks a whole lot like "pls dox this person i don't like for me uWu".

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Found the reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/keffals/comments/115ak8e/lore_request_mommybigdick/ (Archive), quick selection of random comments in his gayops thread, even his faggot Reddit fanbois don't agree with doxing requests:

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Small detail but I still love just how many of these troglodytes refer to the farms as a "was"- confirming that after the first takedown they did not even bother to keep up with whether all the shit they stirred even worked, lol
 
I love how every time someone posts
"Keffals after taking down kiwifarms:
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12 people chime in to inform them kiwifarms.net is back up on clearnet on the original domain and has been for months, with all its userbase rebuilt.

Every time Keffals trends is another round of free advertisement for kiwifarms being back up
 
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