Just think there's a world out there where PPP left Surfer's house and after freezing in the cabin decided fuck this I'll go get a job and sign a lease somewhere cheap. He could've done it, he wasn't the full 600lb at that point, but no PPP couldn't get a job because of muh vax. What a load of shit, dude just didn't want to work, simple as. Half the reason for his fall out with Surfer in the first place, outside of Surfer's full blown schizophrenia was that he was unemployed for months.
Why does no one in this sektur ever just get a job and why is it that when they do start to earn some superchat money they immediately quit any job they begrudgingly have? People like Chris chan get a free pass because of how fucked they were but PPP, Ralph, Warski and the rest have no excuse. You don't need to grift hard if you can guaranty that you're picking up a basic wage at the end of the month or week. Sure, it might be beneath you to pick Amazon parcels or whatever but just think of the money. They could all be on top of the world right now, they could pay their bills with their job and stick any Internet money into a savings account or whatever. It's not like doing a weekly show needs your whole attention and even if it did these people clearly aren't putting in that kind of effort.
"But I've been doxed and the alogs will get me fired" they say. So what? Just get another job. There's shit loads of work out there, jobs that don't give a fuck if you were fired or not. It's not great work, the pay/hours are going to be shit, you'll have no security and your boss is almost certainly going to be a total cock sucker but it's a job. It's not like you have to stay at the bottom of the ladder sucking dick for the rest of your life. Once you've got one job getting another is easier, so you can start looking for better work. You might even find one you like or has some opportunities.
I don't think I've ever really felt such a gulf between me and a lolcow before. One of the reasons I'm here is because I can see some of myself in the people who have threads here, even if it's just a distorted half reflection. We've all been autistic retards, we can all relate even if it's just to say thank God I didn't turn out like that. But this is just something I can't understand. Maybe I'm just too old, maybe I'm better adjusted than I think but I don't get why someone would put their future on a fucking YouTube channel.
Great post. I think with the LOLcows I get into there has to be that perfect combination of consistent self-immolation and the capacity for change. If someone is literally mentally ill or has had insanely hard times that make them the way they are, I’ll gawk and maybe have some laughs but I can’t get super into it.
When someone constantly, every day, has the capacity to change but just keeps destroying their own life through bad decisions, and then combines that with ego, over sharing, and arrogance, that’s when I start to really laugh.
I’m sure Ashton had a few tough Times in his life but overall there is zero fucking reason his life has to be this way. He’s literally turned himself into a monstrously obese freakshow for no reason, and when you learn about his bitchy backhanded behavior, it’s clear he’s incapable of keeping friendships and treats people like shit. He had a loyal audience and literal fucking capos, people who would put up with all kinds of abuse, and he still drives them away by being an asshole.
He’s so much like Ralph, and it’s not surprising because he idolizes Ralph. Combine that with being petty, lazy, vindictive, attention-seeking, and unambitious, and you have a guy that has fucked his life into the dirt for no reason.
Ralph made 200K last year, apparanretly, and yet because of his own unbelievably bad decisions he has nothing. He could turn it around tomorrow, kick the bottle and become the father he should, but he won’t.
Ashton is 6’4’, probably came from a decent family, and is reasonably intellegent. He could get in great shape, get a job, and get back the respect of his support structure if he wanted. He has more opportunities than a lot of people in this world. But he won’t. He’ll only get fatter, more lazy, more spiteful as his self-made “enemies” grow.
As long as these retards want to keep streaming their fuck-ups online, I’m happy to keep laughing at it. It is fascinating to watch real LOLcows. It’s like a how-to guide on not ruining your own life.
