Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
russ is too low IQ to think that far. he thinks it simply works like this:
>some genius working from his garage has a great business idea
>investors recognize the genius and fund his idea
>genius + money = the next google/apple/amazon is born
and since russ is of course a very smart and very talented genius with a very good business idea (a whorehouse with cars!) he figures that he just has to put himself out there until eventually the big private equity funds and angel investors will notice him and start throwing venture capital at him.
Ah, I see: he's cargo-culting his way to success. He's approached a lot of things like that, like his unsuccessful lawsuit against Taylor swift turning into a shitty book about suing Taylor Swift, or his constant creeper comments on every moderately pretty woman's instagram posts.
 
Ah, I see: he's cargo-culting his way to success. He's approached a lot of things like that, like his unsuccessful lawsuit against Taylor swift turning into a shitty book about suing Taylor Swift, or his constant creeper comments on every moderately pretty woman's instagram posts.
You don't understand. Russ is destined for great things. He was born to be successful. He's just trying to figure out what he's going to be a success at. He's a gifted musician and a talented writer, but those industries are virtually impossible to break into unless you know someone, and no one wants to help him because of his face. So that's out. And that whole law thing didn't turn out either, because of the trolls mostly. But no fear, Russ is an incredibly creative, intelligent man (with a killer body, and would be a perfect 10 if not for the minor flaw that he can't stop drooling and his eyes show no human expression whatsoever) with a great head for business. So maybe his fame and fortune will come through establishing a chain of brothels that also help the disabled. A millionaire hooker tycoon PLUS a disability rights activist. That's a suitable endeavor for a special person like Russ. It's proportionate to his awesomeness.

Then those fucking cheerleaders will respond to his DMs.
 
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“we want to hire […] LGBT male sex workers” may have displaced “plaintiff has a full set of hair” as my favourite Russism.

Russ, ya maroon, how many lesbian male sex workers do you expect to be hiring?
 
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“we want to hire […] LGBT male sex workers” may have displaced “plaintiff has a full set of hair” as my favourite Russism.

Russ, ya maroon, how many lesbian male sex workers do you expect to be hiring?

"Brothels won't hire LGBT people"

My dude, like half the women there will fuck another woman, and most men who want to fuck men or trannies can get plenty of action on Grindr, without need for brothels.
I always thought his plan for the original brothel was pretty funny.

A bunch of sexy ladies, handpicked by Russ himself, and then also one random bi dude just kinda hanging around for both the gals and gays.
 
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He got this image from here: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1778767540

I don't think this is going any further. This is another stillborn idea that has been uncovered. The autopsy is fun though.
Does that qualify this thread for Islamic content? /sneed.
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I think this is actually him, at least. Good timing because I'm definitely about to put out a 4th video. His book is absolutely insane.
I don't see the comment on the video, implying that you either privated or deleted it, probably to prevent the inevitable sperging from both him and other commentors. On the one hand, that could be lost milk, but on the other hand, even indirectly interacting with Russ has the potential to lobotomize a person, so you probably made the right call.
EDIT: Didn't realize sneed was the new exceptional.
 
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2 questions I have.
1) Where does Russ think he will get the money to build his whorehouse.
2) Has he been trying to recruit girls for his " pleasure palace"?
He's probably skulking around community colleges in the area trying to convince freshman girls that hooking is a good way to pay for books and school.
 
Russ has had some amazingly stupid, retarded, poorly thought out schemes in his life. From suing celebrities into dating him, to getting famous with shitty 90 second jingles, to making the courts force America's Got Talent to let him on their show. This brothel resort scheme has got to be the most fucktarded idea he's ever had. He simply has no fucking idea how...anything...works. He is totally divorced from reality. For one thing, rich people aren't going to want to drive out to butt-fuck nowhere Nevada to fuck whores in a resort. No one is going to want to invest in this kind of project. Las Vegas won't allow this kind of business to open. No one is going to go into business with a loser like Russhole. Prostitutes of the caliber Russ is thinking of can make far more money by being "independent contractors" and wouldn't have to share their earnings. A luxury resort like that requires billions of dollars to be built, staffed, stocked, cared for, and advertised. NO ONE IS GOING TO BE WILLING TO GO INTO BUSINESS WITH A RETARDED PIPSQUEAK LOSER LIKE RUSSELL GREER.
 
I always thought his plan for the original brothel was pretty funny.

A bunch of sexy ladies, handpicked by Russ himself, and then also one random bi dude just kinda hanging around for both the gals and gays.
Him thinking sex workers only service people of the sex/es they're attracted to is adorably naive. Hookers and strippers are more likely to be lesbian than the general population if anything.
 
Him thinking sex workers only service people of the sex/es they're attracted to is adorably naive. Hookers and strippers are more likely to be lesbian than the general population if anything.
also the industry is full of men who do "gay for pay" work
his talk about how "brothels refuse to hire LGBT" is laughably retarded
 
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I, for one, cannot wait for his romantic comedy screenplay to come out. Even if its just 30 seconds. Can't wait for the laugh soundtrack to play as Russel gets thrown out of a brothel. How hilarious
1, Archive your shit.
2, I don't think Holywood is much interested in 30 second teasers (especially considering that anywhere else in the industry you have to already have a pilot episode ready (or at the very least a storyboard of one) to be even considered)
 
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