Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Quartermaster]

In the words of kovarex: "I don't care if he cheats on his wife, is a bigot, or pays proper tips in restaurant. These things are simply not relevant. If Stalin had a good writeup on programming, would linking that be dangerous, because some people might read it, start liking HIM, thus start liking communism and the ineviteble mass murder that follows it?"

Even the worst person possible, can make good points.

Also, this is just self preservation, rather than a genuine belief on the part of keffals.

That's a great quote, very true. But regardless of his actual beliefs the take remains the same and is something I find myself sympathizing with.

Never forget this dude wanted you dox'd, homeless and jobless. Fuck him, I'm glad he's getting pwn'd

Yeah, i'm not forgetting it. I just felt the need to point this out.

People have to remember what Lucas did. He’s a fucking Hall Monitor and is responsible for deplatforming countless peopLe.

There was a time a few months ago tbh, where this dickless incel faggot literally had people afraid to say his name because Big Tech and the Media were 100% on his side. He openly tried to fuck with Josh Moon’s mom, said he would ruin the lives of every Kiwi once they were doxed and make them lose their jobs, lied about Kiwi Farms swatting and Doxing him when he knew Doxbin was the real problem….

The list goes on. Keffals complaining about “social ostrancization and sensitivity” is a fucking cosmic joke. It’s like a notorious serial rapist complaining that “rape normalization is getting out of hand, I don’t want a community where rape is ok,” to try to make money again.

This is how Lucas will try to set up his new grift. It’s all horseshit. This fucking guy deserves the worst and I genuinely mean that. He fucked with so many people and he’s a piece of shit. If Lucas had his way he’d still be decided who gets to talk online, who gets their lives ruined, and who gets to know the truth.

Don’t fall for it.

I agree.

I'm pretty sure no one is falling for it, this guy has burned so many bridges I am unsure where he wants to turn next.
His only course of action left is to detransition and write some sort of hitpiece on the trans community or just online communities as a whole.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So I occasionally check the Following list on Twitter because it actually at times can give a pretty accurate timeline. The top 10-15 accounts are always the same for some reason (maybe Twitter circle, I'm not entirely sure) but below that the new follows appear to be listed in chronological order, Tipster and Onni being right near one another for example (they were heavily involved in the discourse around the Retard drama).

Anyway doing a quick look it appears Keffals has followed 23 Online Poker providers/websites and pro players. This appears to have been done in the last 5-10 days
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There was 1 more account called "PokerStars Twitch" but I couldn't be bothered to take an extra screenshot of just 1 account.
Every single one of these accounts is either a Poker player or website.

Degen Gambler Arc?

You still gotta pay your taxes Lucas even if you gamble away all your money.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Enjoy the rest of your grifted shekels, you probably pissed most of it away already. Hope your little grift and being Elliot's puppet was sure worth it, faggot. Only he needs to be as retarded as you, and it will probably happen soon. Have you ever googled "consent accident", Lucas?

Kiwi Farms won. Massive stinkditch L.

 

[Probably An Autist]

hey keffals we all know you enjoy KF, you just got ass mad you got a thread. If you drop the pretence and join us in the fun I may even pretend you're a woman with you.
one of us, one of us

 

[Cheetox]

This Sasha person really decided to drag Keffals and push the "Kiwifarms 2" plot narrative, Ima just sit back and enjoy the Civil Troon War Arc

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I for one am shocked, SHOCKED that Kiwi Farms was right about Keffals all along. It must be tiresome being constantly right about things only to be ignored until it's too late.

 

[Cryogonal2]

Starting to think that DSP really will outlast the sun. How fast these guys eat each other, surely they'll save some room for "The rich," right?

 

[Pargon]

DropKeffals (or whatever it ends up being named) needs its own thread so everyone crying can be identified and mocked. Lucas has set dynamite in Retard Lolcow Mountain and blasted open the richest vein seen in years.

 

[Hal]

It's funny seeing Keffals reddit post being pushed as "Kiwifarms 2.0"

If someone came to the fourm and made a post like Lucas did demanding people dig up dirt on someone he's beefing with on twitter they would just be laughed at like every other dumbass that tries to make a personal army requst here from time to time.

 

[Procrastinhater]

he is gonna just keep getting closer to the edge till one day he falls off. and that is when keffals finally embraces his true destiny as an ip2 streamer with his new best friend andy dick.

I guess there had to be one person that would be safe from rape around Andy.

 

[Xolanite]

I for one am shocked, SHOCKED that Kiwi Farms was right about Keffals all along. It must be tiresome being constantly right about things only to be ignored until it's too late.

Kiwi Farms is the autistic Cassandra of Greek myth.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I know that Keffals has some beef with black people but why are the other three people racist?

tbh honest I don't know bc I'm not familiar with their lore. Sorry.

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I still have a couple of pages to catch up so the stuff maybe have been posted. I'm going to post just in case it hasn't.

Update on the follower account

(O / A)


Keffals is just doing "research" on people

The original tweet got deleted. I don't know what it said.
For those who don't know: (a)keffalsbackup is Lucas' alt account. He used that account when he got suspended on his main account or when he announced some time off Twitter.
(O / A)



(O / A)



(O / A)

Hm, let's see who that is:


Hmmm.

Frens, please meet Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, the so-called father of anarchism.

This proud French man favoured patriachism over feminism, thought revolution is crap bc it only destroys and hated corporations, cities and oh, Jews. He hated Jews.
Marx hated that guy.


Anyways, here is another Keffals tweet. The original one, made by Keffals, is deleted and unfortunately I didn't see or grab it. But given Keffals' response it must have been some sort of defense for his attemps of being Kiwifarms 2: EDIT: The original one is deleted but it can be found in this post, together with another now deleted post.

(O / A)


And while I was compiling all this stuff his follower account kept on bleeding:

 

[The Jackal]

Those are insanely reasonable takes in my eyes.

Yeah, it is reasonable. Too late for Keffals though, he's already descended into a hell of unreason. He's stuck in this life forever, and he will never get his dick back.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Welcome to fucking finding out you autistic tard Keffals.
Now they eat you.
And now we get another harvest/some fucking competition for ralph.
判断はあなたを家に迎えます。

There can be only one Lord of the Gunt. And he does not share power his Xannie supply.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

DropKeffals (or whatever it ends up being named) needs its own thread so everyone crying can be identified and mocked. Lucas has set dynamite in Retard Lolcow Mountain and blasted open the richest vein seen in years.

You mean a Megathread? I think they did when the cops barged into their shoddy, shitty Canadian Basement bunker.
If it were to happen, I dearly wish Keffals' gets the Terrorist label on that hypothetical Megathread.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Keffals is just doing "research" on people

The original tweet got deleted. I don't know what it said.
For those who don't know: (a)keffalsbackup is Lucas' alt account. He used that account when he got suspended on his main account or when he announced some time off Twitter.
(O / A)

“My job is researching people as of the past few days because this faggot annoyed me.”

You’ll never be a real Kiwi.
You have no archives, no threads made.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I really don't care about Keffals, but holy shit does he look like he smells.

He has a prolapsed urethra so yeah.

Sinseer knows he's next on the Oh look, the consequences of my own actions list.

I doubt enough people know who Johnny Fallout is to "cancel" him, he's a fucking nobody, just a weird sped that gets no to no interaction.
Without Lucas DKF is nothing.

 

[GhaeicSD]

Haven't been in this thread for a long while, and generally have been lurking the farms since I haven't had much to say about recent happenings. At this point, I do have this to say, however:

2023 is going to make the Year of the Chud look like shit.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

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Great idea!!! Let’s check in with their fans, because it reveals something hilarious…






Groomed Truant Tranny Teen Ben/“Viowynn” jumped ship and quit following Lucas.


ALL THAT MONEY RAISED FOR A GROOMING VICTIM FOR NOTHING LMFUCKINGAO!!

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I doubt enough people know who Johnny Fallout is to "cancel" him, he's a fucking nobody, just a weird sped that gets no to no interaction.
Without Lucas DKF is nothing.

Oh no, it doesn't need to be a canceling. Misfortune is coming his way and it will be the consequences of his actions whether he wishes to accept this hard truth or not.