Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[G.Rapefruit]

That looks like a panic attack to me. either that or hallucinating. I'm no medfag though. so it could be a number of things I suppose.

Without revealing my power level I’m going ask a neurologist I know.

Yeah he's had his weird twitching fits for as long as I've been watching him, 5 or 6 years now. I remember they'd get really bad when he'd hang out with Warlord, which always made me wonder what exactly they were getting up to off-camera. Probably the substance abuse catching up with him. Also his awful diet and sleep schedule almost certainly contribute to them.

That seemed like more than a twitch. The way his whole body seemed to contort into what’s called a Fowlers posture involuntarily. That’s seizure behavior if I’ve ever seen it. Where is seizure robot when you need him use his expertise.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

That seemed like more than a twitch. The way his whole body seemed to contort into what’s called a Fowlers posture involuntarily. That’s seizure behavior if I’ve ever seen it. Where is seizure robot when you need him use his expertise.

Well call it whatever you want, its nothing new and if it was a very serious thing Cobes would be likely already be vegetable today.

I also don't think you can glean that much from a brief low-resolution clip of a stream to say definitively what it is. Stress, sleep-deprivation, poor diet, anxiety, drug and alcohol abuse can all cause similar symptoms. Cobes checks pretty much every box and then some more for good measure.

Hell, for all we know one of his many tooth infections could be spreading to his brain/nervous system. But it would be hard to say for certain based on his fits alone because they've been a chronic issue of his for years now.

 

[Devious Dave]

im going to be honest if cobra keeps getting worse im probably gonna have to stop following him i dont wanna wake up one day and find out he died alone in his apartment choking on his own vomit

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

im going to be honest if cobra keeps getting worse im probably gonna have to stop following him i dont wanna wake up one day and find out he died alone in his apartment choking on his own vomit

Odds are you'll find out anyways Dave it will make the featured content on the website. You're here forever buddy

 

[Jew-ish]

He is shaping up for a denture saga, trying to avoid being put in a home, and the need for a liver transplant.

If cobes dies before we get to see him try to make a wand out of his rotten teeth, I am going to be disappointed.

 

[UncommonParlence]

He is shaping up for a denture saga, trying to avoid being put in a home, and the need for a liver transplant.

If cobes dies before we get to see him try to make a wand out of his rotten teeth, I am going to be disappointed.

You don't HAVE to donate a kidney/liver, toobz. But if you do... it's greatly appreciated.

Also, somebody needs to donate another long black wig like the one in bitesized's part 2 gkcjfs doc so he can larp as Ozzy and a man with hair simultaneously.

And the truth comes out. He never read any Harry Potter. In his old videos he admits to listening to the audio book. Color me surprised. This fool can't even read instructions.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Someone’s mad at bite

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

im going to be honest if cobra keeps getting worse im probably gonna have to stop following him i dont wanna wake up one day and find out he died alone in his apartment choking on his own vomit

Would be sad if Cobes died a Bon Scott kind of death. Guy needs to get better on guitar in his life, I wanna hear some mad fucking shredding from him. Makes me sad when I see it all going downhill.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Would be sad if Cobes died a Bon Scott kind of death. Guy needs to get better on guitar in his life, I wanna hear some mad fucking shredding from him. Makes me sad when I see it all going downhill.

Watch him go to prison and come out a well read chess master guitar virtuoso. Lol. He's got better odds of winning the lottery twice. I mean, he'll go to prison, he just won't learn. He's the type to do years and still not understand spades. He'd be the eternal fish.

 

[._.]

Maybe I'm a retard but he never seems hungover to me. If someone is such an alcoholic do they just get numb to it?

There are definitely people who dont get hangovers. My mom has never had one (she says).
Hes mentally ill. I imagine his brain IS that different that he doesnt.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

There are definitely people who dont get hangovers. My mom has never had one (she says).
Hes mentally ill. I imagine his brain IS that different that he doesnt.

Hang overs are physical for the most part, your brain is crying out for Water, Salts and Fat's to make up for what you have lost trying to filter out a poison, alcohol really does a number on your system especially after prolonged abuse but you can get acclimatised to them especially if your constantly doing it.

I partly suspect that's why he's drinking energy drinks with his booze beyond it disguising the taste it helps mitigate some of the effects, when I was on the sauce I used to drink those isotonic sports drinks every morning like 2 or 3 of them to be functional, the problem is he's mixing them with booze so he's not recovering and the caffine in the drinks he goes for is also causing problems for him especially with his heart rate and cognition.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Hang overs are physical for the most part, your brain is crying out for Water, Salts and Fat's to make up for what you have lost trying to filter out a poison, alcohol really does a number on your system especially after prolonged abuse but you can get acclimatised to them especially if your constantly doing it.

I partly suspect that's why he's drinking energy drinks with his booze beyond it disguising the taste it helps mitigate some of the effects, when I was on the sauce I used to drink those isotonic sports drinks every morning like 2 or 3 of them to be functional, the problem is he's mixing them with booze so he's not recovering and the caffine in the drinks he goes for is also causing problems for him especially with his heart rate and cognition.

During my run as a functioning booze bog I noted mountain dew actually made bad hangovers just "ok" hangovers. Never mixed caffeine w alcohol at the rate Cobes does

People in my circle in 30-35 year range have developed or exposed heart issues due to like red bull and vodka. One night unable to sleep in Vegas next day doctor tells them no more caffeine and a list of meds

Josh will eventually succumb to his addiction and be in a hospital bed only because he clearly ignores any signs of medical warning variety. He will live but only if after his episode he completely does a 180

 

[gang weeder]

Cobra needs rehab for alcohol at a bare minimum. And that shit often doesn't work even on normal people so to be honest, it probably wouldn't help him, it would just delay the inevitable. I really believe he needs to be in a group home or something similar or else he will drink himself to death. Those are basically the only two options. If things go down that route it'll be sad to see him turn into a horrorcow.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

People in my circle in 30-35 year range have developed or exposed heart issues due to like red bull and vodka. One night unable to sleep in Vegas next day doctor tells them no more caffeine and a list of meds

It's very hard to find places that will sell Vodka and Redbull mixed here in the UK it has been for a very long time because of it's health risks, it's also meant to have an effect with Date Rape drugs as well so student bars are really reticent to sell it mixed - they do have both and if you mix it yourself that's on you but they really try to discourage it.

Josh will eventually succumb to his addiction and be in a hospital bed only because he clearly ignores any signs of medical warning variety. He will live but only if after his episode he completely does a 180

I honestly think He has a lowered sensory perception of his body (nociception I think it's called), a lot of Autists do so do alcoholics combine the two and it's almost a certainty - one guy I know who's still on the booze fell down the stairs broke some ribs got up an carried on to the booze shop got his 2nd bottle of the day and carried on it was only when he woke up the next day and his chest was blue and purple he took himself to the hospital after grabbing some cheap vodka to take with him in a bag incase they kept him in (they did) and phoned me 6 months after I got sober begging me to bring him some and I flat out refused and told him to do one, last I heard he was back in the hospital for another fall but this time in a road an got hit by a car and he was found trying to drink hand sanitiser by a nurse.

I've been sober coming upto 5 years now and I can see a lot of the problems Josh has and there root cause but I can also see why he's not stopping or trying to cut down in his parlance it's beyond him and he doesn't want the help as he fear if he does that he will lose control because if he's plastered beyond self control through his own choice that at least is his own choice and he fears losing that autonomy.

 

[gang weeder]

I've been sober coming upto 5 years now and I can see a lot of the problems Josh has and there root cause but I can also see why he's not stopping or trying to cut down in his parlance it's beyond him and he doesn't want the help as he fear if he does that he will lose control because if he's plastered beyond self control through his own choice that at least is his own choice and he fears losing that autonomy.

That touches on part of his problem which is that I think he is too stubborn to ever accept going to a group home or etc. He will never do it voluntarily and I'm not sure if Clint or anyone else would be willing to force him. Makes me wonder if Josh might not end up homeless at some point.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

That touches on part of his problem which is that I think he is too stubborn to ever accept going to a group home or etc. He will never do it voluntarily and I'm not sure if Clint or anyone else would be willing to force him. Makes me wonder if Josh might not end up homeless at some point.

Clint can’t force him since he’s an adult. It would have to be the court if they find him to be unsuitable to take care of himself. Since josh lives in a red state, there aren’t a shit ton of groups homes. He would, most likely, have to be committed (5150) if he gets too bad, then wait on a list for a place. However, with cobra age and combatant nature, they would most likely turn him down. He would then live in a psych hospital for sometime until he is fit to be okay. Note: not all psych hospitals hold the stereotypical “insane” people. Sometimes they house the mentally I’ll if there’s no where else for them (homeless/unfit to take care of themselves)
TL;DL cobra is an adult/not a lot of places for him to go.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

That touches on part of his problem which is that I think he is too stubborn to ever accept going to a group home or etc. He will never do it voluntarily and I'm not sure if Clint or anyone else would be willing to force him. Makes me wonder if Josh might not end up homeless at some point.

You see I have to wonder about just how much power Clint has over Josh, He's his payee for his benefits and in the green basement era after he was over 18 Clint was able to use the treat of a group home to keep him in line - I suspect that Clint may have more power over Josh than we realise and the reason he doesn't exercise it partly because he doesn't want to fight Josh any more and partly because he knows Josh can fend for himself for the most part with a bit of help and the Group Home is a final nuclear option where there is no hope left for him.

I think part of the reason he doesn't get on with his sisters i.e. mentioning them very often is he knows that they will in some way possibly be the next Clint for him if he doesn't get himself unfucked before Clint or Tannis passes, they also likely resent him as raising a special needs child who takes up the majority of there attention leads to that kind of situation.

This isn't like normal sibling drift that occurs in your teens where you reconnect in your 20's it's a deep seated "fuck him, he's family but fuck him" attitude, and while Tannis clearly cares about Josh she took him on as a Child and he does consider her for all practical purposes "His Mum" and from what I get it's reciprocal there is still a hierarchy of Her kids over Josh and she had to give some of that up to help Josh and while he might be as thick as a whale omlet he will have picked up on that momenterrialy.

 

[gang weeder]

You see I have to wonder about just how much power Clint has over Josh, He's his payee for his benefits and in the green basement era after he was over 18 Clint was able to use the treat of a group home to keep him in line - I suspect that Clint may have more power over Josh than we realise and the reason he doesn't exercise it partly because he doesn't want to fight Josh any more and partly because he knows Josh can fend for himself for the most part with a bit of help and the Group Home is a final nuclear option where there is no hope left for him.

I think part of the reason he doesn't get on with his sisters i.e. mentioning them very often is he knows that they will in some way possibly be the next Clint for him if he doesn't get himself unfucked before Clint or Tannis passes, they also likely resent him as raising a special needs child who takes up the majority of there attention leads to that kind of situation.

This isn't like normal sibling drift that occurs in your teens where you reconnect in your 20's it's a deep seated "fuck him, he's family but fuck him" attitude, and while Tannis clearly cares about Josh she took him on as a Child and he does consider her for all practical purposes "His Mum" and from what I get it's reciprocal there is still a hierarchy of Her kids over Josh and she had to give some of that up to help Josh and while he might be as thick as a whale omlet he will have picked up on that momenterrialy.

Right parents can definitely maintain power through finances. I knew a guy who fucked up his life through alcohol and his parents said they'd help him out but only if he went to rehab. It was either that or they cut him off and he would be broke and homeless. So he went to rehab

Dunno if Clint would be willing to do something like that though

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

You see I have to wonder about just how much power Clint has over Josh, He's his payee for his benefits and in the green basement era after he was over 18 Clint was able to use the treat of a group home to keep him in line - I suspect that Clint may have more power over Josh than we realise and the reason he doesn't exercise it partly because he doesn't want to fight Josh any more and partly because he knows Josh can fend for himself for the most part with a bit of help and the Group Home is a final nuclear option where there is no hope left for him.

I think part of the reason he doesn't get on with his sisters i.e. mentioning them very often is he knows that they will in some way possibly be the next Clint for him if he doesn't get himself unfucked before Clint or Tannis passes, they also likely resent him as raising a special needs child who takes up the majority of there attention leads to that kind of situation.

Unless clint is Josh’s POA, he can’t send him to a group home. He would have to send him for a psych evaluation and no parent wants that. I know his sisters are more liberal and josh is far right. If you’re a hippie type, would you really want to acknowledge your downie step brother who constantly say faggot and nigger?No, not really. Imagine having a relative that the whole world knows as a drunk retard who screams at his hat and talks about underage girls. I would be pissed too.

On a lighter note, clint with a wig. Lol

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think sugar heavy drinks are easy on the hangovers. Used to pound a bottle of a rum a day and never had a hangover. Didn't feel good but didn't feel like death. If I drank wine it fucked me up though.

So him mixing all his booze with sugar may be mitigating some of the hangover effects. That and he drinks whenever its avaiklabe, making it hard to get a hangover if your always drunk

For some reason, Clint in those pics reminds me of the 40 year old virgin haha