Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Unironically this pic would be a sick album art cover

Fuck The Sickos out December 3rd that's Ozzy's birthday toobz

Tracklist
1. Fuck Sickos
2. Long Live Ozzy
3. Food Hackin'
4. Of Age Goth Chicks
5. Jessica
6. Missin' U Puffers
7. Eat My Aspergers Trole
8. Drownin' in Drink Combos
9. Casper, Wyoming
10. Wendy's Baconator
11. (Bud) Light My Fire
12. Sasha
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13. Fuck Bitesize Cobra Vids Part 7
 
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somevan712 said:
I always wonder how much pain he is in when he's eating like this. Even eating with a toothache or something hurts like a bitch, but missing half his teeth down to the nerves has to hurt so much. At least they were soft sandwiches, so he didn't have to bite or chew hard.
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Oh it has to be hellish. But ODD logic dictates
"The more nightmarish agony that I endure, the more I'm sticking it to the trolls and everyone who ever bossed me around. TMDWU."
 
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FreakyFred said:
Oh it has to be hellish. But ODD logic dictates
"The more nightmarish agony that I endure, the more I'm sticking it to the trolls and everyone who ever bossed me around. TMDWU."
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The boy is in perpetual torment. Dental, physiological, psychological -- every debuff imaginable.

Referring back to my previous art comparison, he is the Agonized One, the Soul of Suffering, imprisoned as the Chained Casperite, a Cursed Cobra, trapped within his Haunted Homunculus.

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The pain he felt when Ozzy passed, is the same pain he feels daily when biting down on something dank:

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"GUT RENCHING".

Indeed, and all we can do is watch and pray, as the boy trudges forward through his abyss of life, doodt.

The Wyoming Winds waffle through the wilds and you can hear them whisper:

"Fuck the troles. Fuck sickos. Long live Ozzy. Oww, my teeth. Goddamnit!!"
 
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one of the earlier posts i just read referenced the fact that they boy recently, i wanna say SEVERAL TIMES (that's more than once), said that it's been a few years or something since puff died/escaped? i'm GMT+1 so when i wake up for work im greeted by his uploads, and i listen to his rant while starting work and i noticed this a couple of times, but forget to bring it up here. WHY THE FUCK IS HE SAYING ITS BEEN SEVERAL YEARS SINCE HE HAD PUFF?!
 
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Hard R said:
one of the earlier posts i just read referenced the fact that they boy recently, i wanna say SEVERAL TIMES (that's more than once), said that it's been a few years or something since puff died/escaped? i'm GMT+1 so when i wake up for work im greeted by his uploads, and i listen to his rant while starting work and i noticed this a couple of times, but forget to bring it up here. WHY THE FUCK IS HE SAYING ITS BEEN SEVERAL YEARS SINCE HE HAD PUFF?!
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The memory part of his brain has been wrecked by booze and duster, He has no concept of time anymore.
 
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Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Boy's out here buying sandwich platters from Albertson's. Must be really really hurting for money right now if he's buying these instead of the usual dank ass subs with a million things on them from Jersey Mike's or whatever local bodega he can Dash from. I don't understand why he can't just buy bread, meat, cheese, mayonnaise, etc and construct his own sandwiches if he's just gonna order from the grocery store anyways. If he learned to portion shit instead of using all the lunch meat for a food hack he could easily get by on it for a week.

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You’d think so but trying to rationalize shit like this from the same guy who refuses to brush his meth mouth teeth yet has a top of the line electric toothbrush
 
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Hard R said:
one of the earlier posts i just read referenced the fact that they boy recently, i wanna say SEVERAL TIMES (that's more than once), said that it's been a few years or something since puff died/escaped? i'm GMT+1 so when i wake up for work im greeted by his uploads, and i listen to his rant while starting work and i noticed this a couple of times, but forget to bring it up here. WHY THE FUCK IS HE SAYING ITS BEEN SEVERAL YEARS SINCE HE HAD PUFF?!
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serious answer but Cobes has been isolated and without company for a while, plus the amounts of drugs and alcohol the boy has imbibed, like @12345 points out, have done a number on his brain. With severe enough mental issues, paired with the isolation and lack of conversations, your brain begins to take damage. His cognitive abilities are regressing. It's frightening how quickly your average brain suffers and we're seeing a man speedrun brain damage (and every other type of damage).

Every single day for Josh is the same. Wake up in agony because of his teeth, the troles, his alcohol dependency. Stumble out of bed (if he even makes it to his bed) to drink. Turn on his PC and go onto chaturbate. Doordash some food. Watch brainrot on youtube. Respond to troles, maybe record content outside of griping about troles. Chaturbate some more. Eventually he'll have masturbated and drank himself to sleep. Repeat ad infinity.
 
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