Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[LonesomeDud]

WIC would be wasted on Polissa if childless people got it. Most items are fresh, dry goods, or canned/frozen at the most. She’d eat the fruit[...]

I used to volunteer at a food bank, and there is a Polissa type who snaps at you if you put any vegetables and fruit in their boxes instead of "the good stuff" like pastries by the box from Panera and frozen pizza/nuggies.

People would also do really frustrating things like throw it in the parking lot. There's something uniquely maddening when some big fat woman like Polissa goes on about how she loooooooves fresh fruit, so you give her an extra pint of berries, and she declares loudly outside they're "moldy" after examining them and discovering a few bruised ones.

The same woman then loudly declared she was "going to feed the birds so at least it isn't a total waste" and just opens up two plastic containers, dumps the contents onto the sidewalk, and tossed the containers to the wind.

Without video evidence of Polissa eating an entire piece of fruit without jump cuts, I'm afraid I can't give merit to absolutely outrageous statements like, "Polissa might eat healthy food if given the option."

 

[Dnein]

I got a couple new Polissa tiktoks from very recently. I even transcribed them!
This one from like an hour ago, it’s a ramble directed towards those who have “trolls”. She mentions submitting tips to the FBI on their website (probably about us).
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I just cannot believe the FBI doesn't step in and stop people from having opinions that oppose yours, Polissa. Imagine being put on this earth to be the absolute center of the universe, and the government does literally NOTHING to the most extreme crime known to man: criticizing Polly.

Publically available addresses "leaked". The fact that she's delusional enough to think someone is coming to her house is the most laughable thing. Threatening people with guns when literally no one has ever threatened her here. Yeah let's go drive to bumfuck middle America and lecture her in person while standing on a public street, maybe then the police will call in the National Guard to protect her from the criticisms.

Most persecuted living god! I imagine the yeast civilization she's fostered has nearly reached space flight, thousands of generations of advancement. They are probably beyond worshiping their home planet as a god, though, sorry hon

 

[General Disarray]

Egg trauma. Now I've heard it all lmao. When I was a kid, we'd eat scrambled eggs with fucking ketchup. And we liked it.

...and still do sometimes.

Why not hard boil some up? Makes a nice breakfast (for on-the-go people, Polly here not so much apparently). You can also smash 'em up and toss in some mayo and pickle relish for a tasty sandwich. Whip 'em up with some meat n veggies into a quiche of sorts. Grab a bag of shredded taters and make a breakfast casserole. SO, MANY. OPTIONS.

Loving the reeecaps. Semper Fi for sitting through her whining for us!

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

I used to volunteer at a food bank, and there is a Polissa type who snaps at you if you put any vegetables and fruit in their boxes instead of "the good stuff" like pastries by the box from Panera and frozen pizza/nuggies.

People would also do really frustrating things like throw it in the parking lot. There's something uniquely maddening when some big fat woman like Polissa goes on about how she loooooooves fresh fruit, so you give her an extra pint of berries, and she declares loudly outside they're "moldy" after examining them and discovering a few bruised ones.

The same woman then loudly declared she was "going to feed the birds so at least it isn't a total waste" and just opens up two plastic containers, dumps the contents onto the sidewalk, and tossed the containers to the wind.

Without video evidence of Polissa eating an entire piece of fruit without jump cuts, I'm afraid I can't give merit to absolutely outrageous statements like, "Polissa might eat healthy food if given the option."

That is privileged insanity. Most food banks do not carry produce or fresh anything. You get the standard beans rice, canned veggies, maybe a few snacks of yummy. Nothing refrigerator or frozen because homeless people have nowhere to put those things and super low income never know when they will or will not have power.

Wow

 

[LonesomeDud]

That is privileged insanity. Most food banks do not carry produce or fresh anything. You get the standard beans rice, canned veggies, maybe a few snacks of yummy. Nothing refrigerator or frozen because homeless people have nowhere to put those things and super low income never know when they will or will not have power.

Wow

If you know anyone in NY/PA DM me. There are several in the city and upstate that do this. They are mostly Christian/Muslim and aimed more towards families, so they have an abundance of produce and almost out of date frozen and cold things. It's really reliant on good relationships with grocers and restaurants.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

If you know anyone in NY/PA DM me. There are several in the city and upstate that do this. They are mostly Christian/Muslim and aimed more towards families, so they have an abundance of produce and almost out of date frozen and cold things. It's really reliant on good relationships with grocers and restaurants.

True in California, too. Due to the state's huge agribusiness complex, farmers give a lot of fresh produce to food banks here.

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ETA:

Also here, there's a program where you can get up to an extra $10/day in coupons when you use EBT at a farmer's market.

Forgot about that...yep, that's a thing, too. And it's a quite brilliant and healthy way to stretch an EBT food budget.

 

[glass_houses]

That is privileged insanity. Most food banks do not carry produce or fresh anything. You get the standard beans rice, canned veggies, maybe a few snacks of yummy. Nothing refrigerator or frozen because homeless people have nowhere to put those things and super low income never know when they will or will not have power.

Wow

My local pantry has fresh fruits and vegetables but it's generally on the cusp of spoilage. It's probably from the local supermarkets, what they couldn't sell. This pantry is open once a week. People who rely solely on it get enough fruit and veg for about three days of the week, with the rest being canned, dry or frozen. It's extremely erratic what's available for week to week, but 90% of the time they will load you up with a metric fuckton of bread. The first few times I went I tried to turn some of it down because there was no way I could fit it into what freezer space I had or eat before it went bad, but I quickly learned that turning down any food offered to you there is considered very bad form.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

That is privileged insanity. Most food banks do not carry produce or fresh anything. You get the standard beans rice, canned veggies, maybe a few snacks of yummy. Nothing refrigerator or frozen because homeless people have nowhere to put those things and super low income never know when they will or will not have power.

Wow

The one I volunteer at always has a freezer full of chicken, hamburger, pork chops, hot dogs and other things, depending on what comes in. We also have butter, cheese, yogurt and eggs. We don't tend to get a lot of fresh fruits and vegetables, especially in the winter, but we have them sometimes. A local grocery store donates all of their day old bakery breads and rolls too.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Egg trauma. Now I've heard it all lmao. When I was a kid, we'd eat scrambled eggs with fucking ketchup. And we liked it.

...and still do sometimes.

Why not hard boil some up? Makes a nice breakfast (for on-the-go people, Polly here not so much apparently). You can also smash 'em up and toss in some mayo and pickle relish for a tasty sandwich. Whip 'em up with some meat n veggies into a quiche of sorts. Grab a bag of shredded taters and make a breakfast casserole. SO, MANY. OPTIONS.

Loving the reeecaps. Semper Fi for sitting through her whining for us!

It takes literally 5 minutes and like zero effort to fry an egg ffs. Add butter/oil to frying pan, crack eggs in when hot, spoon some of the hot oil/butter over the whites to cook them from the top (this is the secret to making them perfectly), done.

Everything is fancy and more delicious with a fried egg on top!!! I even have a mini frying pan that's the perfect size for frying an individual egg lol

Also here, there's a program where you can get up to an extra $10/day in coupons when you use EBT at a farmer's market.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Egg trauma. Now I've heard it all lmao.

Babs Johnson : Now, Mama, that's just egg paranoia. I think you're being very silly. There will always be chickens. Why, there are so many chickens now... that we can eat some and let some of them live... in order to supply us with eggs. Chickens are plentiful, Mama. The world will never be without chickens. You can be sure of that.

Miss Edie : Oh, Babs... IT COULD HAPPEN! IT COULD HAPPEN!

bonus: scene from Polissa and Josh's courtship

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Babs Johnson : Now, Mama, that's just egg paranoia. I think you're being very silly. There will always be chickens. Why, there are so many chickens now... that we can eat some and let some of them live... in order to supply us with eggs. Chickens are plentiful, Mama. The world will never be without chickens. You can be sure of that.

Miss Edie : Oh, Babs... IT COULD HAPPEN! IT COULD HAPPEN!
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bonus: scene from Polissa and Josh's courtship

That's not fair to egg lady. Even she had a better personality than Porklissa.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That's not fair to egg lady. Even she had a better personality than Porklissa.

She had a close and loving family for it.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Thanks and Semper Fi to @Humbert Humbert and @Ol'_Dirty_Fatso

I wonder if she caught wind of the Keffals fallout or if her latest ranting about us (because that troll vid was obviously about us) right now was a coincidence. This is especially amusing since her TikTok engagement is often much more ass kissing than her Twitter audience was. She also clearly didn't learn her lesson that it's not a good idea to threaten to shoot random people, especially if they're not actively harming you. I know I have no intention to drive up to her house, even if I found myself in Florence for some reason.

FBI Frank and I have been having some lovely tea parties, by the way. Turns out he brews a mean oolong, even if my kettle glows at night now.

Her brain is atrophying from the drugs and lack of social interaction if she thinks that February 2023 is much more eventful than any other time in history. And recent history at that. I'll likely remember the Ohio train derailment years down the road. Spy balloons, though? I think the internet save for conspiracy nuts will forget come March 1. Or even February 21. It's certainly not Russia-Ukraine (or Flint, if we're going with environmental disasters) significant to me. Most people I saw IRL were far more concerned about the Super Bowl than spy balloons even when the latter happened, honestly.

Something is going on in the world all the time. We have 24/7 news channels for a reason. Shit happens. Some just more eventful or memorable than others.

A thought. Doesn't regular, prolonged pot use tend to impair memory? The first Harold and Kumar movie had a joke about exactly that. Maybe she is literally smoking herself into brain damage.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Thanks and Semper Fi to @Humbert Humbert and @Ol'_Dirty_Fatso

I wonder if she caught wind of the Keffals fallout or if her latest ranting about us (because that troll vid was obviously about us) right now was a coincidence. This is especially amusing since her TikTok engagement is often much more ass kissing than her Twitter audience was. She also clearly didn't learn her lesson that it's not a good idea to threaten to shoot random people, especially if they're not actively harming you. I know I have no intention to drive up to her house, even if I found myself in Florence for some reason.

FBI Frank and I have been having some lovely tea parties, by the way. Turns out he brews a mean oolong, even if my kettle glows at night now.

Her brain is atrophying from the drugs and lack of social interaction if she thinks that February 2023 is much more eventful than any other time in history. And recent history at that. I'll likely remember the Ohio train derailment years down the road. Spy balloons, though? I think the internet save for conspiracy nuts will forget come March 1. Or even February 21. It's certainly not Russia-Ukraine (or Flint, if we're going with environmental disasters) significant to me. Most people I saw IRL were far more concerned about the Super Bowl than spy balloons even when the latter happened, honestly.

Something is going on in the world all the time. We have 24/7 news channels for a reason. Shit happens. Some just more eventful or memorable than others.

A thought. Doesn't regular, prolonged pot use tend to impair memory? The first Harold and Kumar movie had a joke about exactly that. Maybe she is literally smoking herself into brain damage.

She's posted about getting Delta 8, that shit is gas station/bodega garbage, basically a little step above K2/Spice. I'm still a believer that she's throwing most of her EBT into fake weed bullshit from 7-11.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

More retardation from her but i didn’t transcribe it.
Two videos on her journey in Christian deconstruction from 23 hours ago

Her crying about being poor or some shit

This one is just her expressing her disapproval at a clip of a lady being racist.

Video starts with her saying “oh no she didn’t” followed by this clip of a woman saying “i know a ton of white people that are as lazy and sorry and probably worse than black people i know”

Polissa may be disgusted with the racism or offended because she herself is one of those white people.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

@Humbert Humbert the woman in the last video is Marjorie Taylor Greene, a US House of Representative from Georgia. She is an infamously exceptional Q-Anon believer that is currently trying to become Trump's 2024 running mate. Shame that Polissa hates her, because both of them hate KF since someone swatted MTG last year during the Keffals kerfuffle and blamed us on it. Maybe they could have tea time like FBI Frank and I do, too! Zenigata is a nice guy when he's not trying to arrest my ass, too. I just don't have tea with him often because it's too awkward.

I'll transcribe the videos. I haven't watched the poverty one, but the Christian revival ones are pretty meh. She doesn't contribute much to the conversation. But then again, does she ever?

Christian Deconstruction, Part One:

Spoiler: revivals funnel people into white supremacy networks

*tongue click* This video is about my path in Christian deconstruction. Um, and my opinion on the revivals that are taking place across the United States at this point. Starting specifically Ashbury.

*tongue click* *deep breath* One, there is a ton of infighting! [I've actually been on and off following the United Methodist Church fractioning and it's interesting stuff. Some claim the church is too okay with the queers, others think there's not enough inclusion, etc] *deep breath* Who can go to whose revivals, what revival is legitimate... Demons suddenly manifesting in people in the middle of worship service [just another Sunday morning for me]! *head shake* No, I don't believe it, and I saw that video! *gasp* No, no, that woman was having a spiritual psychosis moment! She felt overwhelmed with her *pause* own guilt and that's what that was. [some "healers" will also hire people to act batshit so they can do an exorcism in front of the flock]

Cause that's how this plays out. You're either the saint or you're the sinner. And if you can't get to feeling like a saint, *deep breath* *points* what is the brain gonna tell you you are?

*deep breath* Um, also, *lip smack* I think revival, in the sense that it is modern, since the late 1800s [I would not call late 1800s "modern" but okay], is not a real thing. *shakes head* It's not. *tongue click* I don't find that it was practiced before King James period! [Okay, now I'm confused. Is she talking about soapboxing and saying it's not real? Or the concept of Christian revivalism which is the belief that you reenergize the church with spiritual belief? Because both of those things have been around in some capacity since Christianity itself existed]

Um... *long pause* It is delusional! *deep breath* It's a coping mechanism! *long pause* You always see these-- you see the yearly revivals! Those are usually like a week long and every church in the South does them! [so she was talking about revival meetings?] But we're talking about the revival in the sense of revival! Uh, it doesn't exist! It's a coping mechanism to get through the *deep gasp* tragedies and destruction *finger wag* and whatever is going on *deep gasp* as a collective in a community to deal with that! [And if it helps someone cope healthfully, what's the problem? I know raging atheists that will sit in a quiet church just to reflect or find some sort of peace and solitude despite not believing in a higher power]

Just so happens in this moment, there's so many people dealing with that at once! What this is doing is, this is opening a door for white people [what] who are on the fence right now to go back into the church, and get funneled right into the white supremacy networks! Because that's what we're really seeing! Because you go look at any of those videos of those revivals, you will see very, very few people of color at these! [Does she not know about all the black televangelists and how big the Black Baptist church is?]

*head shake* *lip smack* The Baptists are saying this is a holiness movement, the holiness are like come on, you need to be speaking in tongs! [I thought the captions were a typo. She really said "tongs" instead of "tongues"] The Church of Christ are like, oh my God, you're letting women for preach! Do you realize what you want will never happen as long as you have that? *finger wags* And that is biblical!

Christian Deconstruction, Part Two:

Spoiler: Polissa seems to not know how events run despite once running one herself

[note: her speech is getting more and more slurred continuing from the last one. Sometimes it takes her thirty plus minutes to load a part two plus to some series she is doing. I wonder if she took another hit of whatever before filming this.]

This is part two in my Christian deconstruction videos for tonight.

Um, *long pause* *lip smack* So yeah, I really have issues with revivals in general. *deep breath* Now the ones that I have been to over the years, um, *lip smack* almost all were Baptist. Actually, all of them were Baptist. And all of them would have *pause* pre planning. [Organizing an event bad, apparently. Especially if they forbid you from wearing political cosplay] Uh, they would invite pastors each night. And different pastor. There would be people that would come in to sing to us, the choir would have nights. *gasp* It was just a big show! Lights, camera, action, go!

*long post* *lip smack* Yeah... It's a show. It's all planned out. Nearly all of the sermons nowadays are pre approved sermons. And almost all of the preachers are preaching the same thing at the same time! [so it's like a convention? Okay]

I-- *grunt* Revivals are another way to exploit people who already tithing! To give more, just to just give a little more [give a little bit, give a little bit of your love to me...] And and for those that need self assurance and need a community, when they step forward and it's one after another after another, and you're suddenly seeing a bunch of people suddenly saved! And two months you never see those people again! *shakes head* No, they weren't saved! You played on their guilt to boost numbers that didn't matter! [seems like every quota goal ever] *head shake* To take back to some convention *pause* *head shakes* to say we had X amount of saves this year! No you didn't!

The real number I want to see, and I wonder if this is a closed door conversation- *places hand on chest* My church raised X amount of dollars a share, what is your church raise? It's another way of pissing contest!

*long pause* *tongue click* These men are no different! *deep breath* The men that are running these churches, *long pause* far few last more than a few years, that are true of heart! The ones that are long term? *head shake* Mmm, that aint' it baby, that ain't it! *I keep hearing cats meowing in the background, and this one was clearer than the others* *deep breath* I've seen more wolves in sheep clothing than I've seen sheep!

Po'lissa talks poverty, debt, and disability:

Spoiler: polissa literally tells debt collectors to come at her

[video begins with a woman asking: have you ever been so poor that debt didn't matter?]

*jump scare cut to Polissa, who interrupts the woman and is way too fucking close to the screen* Me! *long pause* Too poor to even care about my debts! Ask me if I care *cat meows* *head shakes* I don't. [if this was the case, then this video would end 15 seconds in versus being three minutes long]

*deep breath* My credit score is around 500 something. It's been there for years. *long pause* I will not do anything to change it. I'm not playing the game anymore. [this is peak "it's not that Polissa can't, it's Polissa won't" mentality right here. And what about debt collectors? One slip up and now they can sue you for non payment]

*long pause* I'm on Social Security disability. I'm expected to live below minimum wage. [Oh, is she gonna tell us that $6.66/hr figure now when her disability should be counted as a monthly payment?]

*long pause* *tongue click* When I first became disabled, and had to leave the workforce, *deep breath* it took eighteen months to get my disability! I nearly lost my car to repossession, *deep breath* I hid that car successfully! [it almost sounds like she said "hit" here, which is accurate- she totaled her car in 2019 after a car crash she was found at fault for] Until I was able to pay what I owed! *pause*

And clear my name! I kept my car *deep gasp* but that car started breaking down and had an astronomical cost behind it! *deep breath* So I ended up trading it in and I lost that car to repossession! [So this is two cars so far. Before the 2019 wreak?] When my husband got sick from his Diabetes, and had to leave work for like, seven months, [Joh was out of work for beetus complications in 2019. So the 2019 car wreak car was new?! How did she get a new car?! Because Polissa clearly is above used police cars] *deep breath* They came like thieves in the night and took that car! The dogs didn't even bark!

I have zero respect for anyone that works in the repossession industry! *deep breath* You are making money off impoverished people! Screw you!

*long pause* I worked for a bank before I got sick! A bank! You think they care about you? [No. Why would I?] *head shake* They don't care about you! You mean nothing to them! [well yeah, I turned off overdraft protection] *long pause* The only people that mean anything to a bank are people with money! [what about the people that always overdraft? Or accrue late fees and interest from not paying on some account?]

*long pause* I'm not playing their game anymore. *deep breath* *head shake* I do not pay medical bills, I do not pay anything. I refuse!

*shakes head* Come for me! You can't touch my Social Security checks! [But can't they touch Joh since they're married and I presume share an account, even via CashApp's bank?] *smiles* You can try! You're not gonna get anywhere!

*deep breath* Now I did take out a few loans. That I had absolutely every intention on paying back. I had money coming in at the time to cover those bills *deep breath* but then social security disability screwed me over in 2018! Took three months of my pay! Then turned around and made me pay back my Medicaid premium for those three months! [was this via overpayment or] On the fourth month!

*lip smack* I still haven't recovered! That was in 2018! *deep breath* I will say this again! That was in 2018! And I still have not recovered! It is 2023.

*deep breath* The system is broken. *deep breath* The only thing for a disabled person is to be so sick, they eventually stick you in a nursing home! *deep gasp* And they make money off of you!

*grins* Give it your worst! Try! I will make a nursing home's life a living hell! [famous last words] *cat meows* *head shakes* I will never go to one of them places! [since she has no next of kin and no relatives that really give a shit about her beyond Grandma Betty and Robin, she may have no choice. And that's if she's not immobile and/or dead by age 50 from her own beetus. I've seen what happens when feeble old ladies with no family have health crises alone. It's not pretty.]

I'm also forty years old and will never own a home. So, you tell me, how do we fix this? *cat meowing*

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Wait. "I'm also forty years old and will never own a home."

Has she given up on La Casa De La Trompeta Del Bano?!!!!????!!!!???

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Wait. "I'm also forty years old and will never own a home."

Has she given up on La Casa De La Trompeta Del Bano?!!!!????!!!!???

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

She never had any intent in moving there in the first place. It would have meant she would have to do work on it and pay more than $300 in rent.

And gimme top hats, but fuuuuuuuck this fat cunt. Bitch, you're the reason medical bills are so high, because you go in for any little thing and don't pay them.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I don’t know how her credit score could still be as high as in the 500s when she admittedly doesn’t pay medical bills but she is a malingerer who goes to the emergency room to get antibiotics whenever she has a cold.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I don’t know how her credit score could still be as high as in the 500s when she admittedly doesn’t pay medical bills but she is a malingerer who goes to the emergency room to get antibiotics whenever she has a cold.

Yeah, there's no way. 500s is below average but still doable for high interest loans since it implies high utilization but decent pay history. It's at 400s at best if she hasn't paid for years. I wonder when she last checked. I doubt she actually bothered to try to get CareCredit for Bella or Gomez because she hasn't paid debt in forever.

As Chris's many delinquent debt lawsuits show, they may not be able to garnish tugboat, but companies will absolutely go after you if they want to. She's mentioned deliberately evading debt collector and repo people before.

Wait. "I'm also forty years old and will never own a home."

Has she given up on La Casa De La Trompeta Del Bano?!!!!????!!!!???

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Unless she meant an actual house when she said that. She wanted the trailer because it was best case scenario to her.

I do wonder now if she also gave up on the idea of bankruptcy despite that being a valid option.