Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pat on the Porsalin trailer calling his gym selfie his "copyrighted image" reminded me of the hilarious fact that he issued a copyright claim against /r/ThatHappened because of his Brotosaurus at the Gym story
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Plaintiff is fat said:
Pat on the Porsalin trailer calling his gym selfie his "copyrighted image" reminded me of the hilarious fact that he issued a copyright claim against /r/ThatHappened because of his Brotosaurus at the Gym story
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archives - archive before the takedown - live
the story on his blog - archived

by far his best work of fiction
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One of the few things that makes me MATI is Pat's abuse of the copyright system, the worst one being removing the Christmas Carnage book with a frivolous takedown based on nothing. I can't get mad because he's so fat.

October 13th will be the third anniversary of his last publication. He will likely not finish the Tiny Tim thing by then, and if he did it wouldn't get released until 2024 provided he found someone to put it out. He's got two unfinished trilogies as well. At what point does one stop being a "writer" when all you write are angry tweet replies?
 
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From the comments section:

"I know Null hates the Fatrick fandom because there are so many weens, and I never learned about him until knowledge of him reached a certain produce farm, but I think he's one of the most hilariously 'tarded lolcows, and I wish Null would cover him more often."

Dear Leader doesn't like Fatricks detractors because of weens? What's a ween anyways? From googling I only find that it's either a believer of some sort, or a penis.
 
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Australianbirdfruit said:
From the comments section:

"I know Null hates the Fatrick fandom because there are so many weens, and I never learned about him until knowledge of him reached a certain produce farm, but I think he's one of the most hilariously 'tarded lolcows, and I wish Null would cover him more often."

Dear Leader doesn't like Fatricks detractors because of weens? What's a ween anyways? From googling I only find that it's either a believer of some sort, or a penis.
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Weening - CWCki

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Gwydion said:
A reasonable reason for Pat's erratic, ridiculous behavior (notably, his lack of memory and constant confabulism:
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Executive dysfunction, indeed!

What causes such grotesque brainmeat fuck-ups? Glad you asked!

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Do we know anyone with chronic alcohol misuse disorder and a poor diet?

Note: this doesn't explain his extreme stupidity (1.2 GPA in high school, grammar school/junior high was likely similar), which obviously manifested at a young age and was probably present at birth. That was possibly caused by Mama Raven's drinking, so that one isn't on him.

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If all of this is demonstrably false, why is it all backed up by documents in government databases, and why is he so unable to show this contradictory evidence that surely exists? Pat showing his ignorance of the English language, I guess.
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I think some of the office staff at places I've worked have had that - either that, or they were undiagnosed retards
 
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MilkThePig said:
Just in case any of you were in a state of confusion, I would like to reassure you that Patrick S Tomlinson does in fact NOT have breasts. Repeat - NO BREASTS for Patrick S Tomlinson.

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Every dude who goes from skinny fat to FAT FAT is always coping with the fact that they let go of themselves and are now disguisting. Hes to stuborn to go to target and buy XL tees and some bigger pants,(NOT that he can afford it).
 
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MilkThePig said:
Just in case any of you were in a state of confusion, I would like to reassure you that Patrick S Tomlinson does in fact NOT have breasts. Repeat - NO BREASTS for Patrick S Tomlinson.

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Must be my delusions again. I should wait for the knock.
 
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lurkin said:
Are they slabs of ham?
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Leberkäse. German finely ground meatloaf, not something you go to a restaurant to in general, rather something you'd buy at a food truck as a sandwich with mustard. Not actually cheese as the name implies, not sure where that part came from, the first part is slang for loaf. Also nobody does that to a pretzel.
 
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TouchFluffyTail said:
I swear to god sometimes it feels like he's trolling us, lmao

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Patso talking to known stalkers as if he's trying to sell them his half-hovel. Why?
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Some other fine choices from the thread that made me chuckle:
- Absolute Insanity
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- There Goes My Hero (Pat, that's a reference to The Foo Fighters, the greatest band of all time, as you know):
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- Harsh but fair:
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Maude Snew said:
Leberkäse. German finely ground meatloaf, not something you go to a restaurant to in general, rather something you'd buy at a food truck as a sandwich with mustard. Not actually cheese as the name implies, not sure where that part came from, the first part is slang for loaf. Also nobody does that to a pretzel.
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Brawn, which is a similar thing made from the head of a pig, is sometimes called headcheese.

Maybe is a similar origin?
 
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