Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Keffals is a door ro door kiwi fatms salesman
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Actually Hitler (A)
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Luke is coke head (A)
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so keffals gets swatted which in reality was a raid since they seized his phone and hard drive and all of a sudden he develops a coke addiction. i guess that would explain some of his extra retarded behavior at the time and acting like he was some form of untouchable god. it also makes me wonder if some instances where he claimed we were sending him threatening pizzas and stuff of that nature were actually just things he did himself but forgot about because he was high as fuck. that and the paranoia too i guess.
 
I'm thinking this person is telling the truth because Keffals looked out of his fucking gourd on his 8/19/22 stream after the swatting:

Also, this dude is yacked the fuck out on some kind of upper, look at those dark circles:
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It's like he's constantly on speed, but with regular pupils.
He's normally low energy as all fuck, today he is most definitely on adderall or some shit. He's got the Hitler bounce going on
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I've been on and off the Keffals thread for awhile, but I remember posting with you proud few daily, shitting on Lucas and mind-breaking him when things looked darkest. Yet we held the line, making fun of his TwitchCon Livestream, manipulating how he brushed his hair due to balding, having female kiwis literally teach him how to wear makeup correctly through daily mockery, shitting on his disgusting moob gap, and archiving the small infractions and enemies he made every day.

Now we're here, Lucas's reckoning has come, and it's sweet to me, like a juicy orange.

Fuck you Lucas. You lost. LMFAO you try to be Kiwi Farms after trying and failing to get it offline. You are a piece of shit Lucas. Now you want the trannies to fuck off because you can't grift off them.

When you're destitute, will you bottle your salty bitch tears and sell them? I will buy them. Not for much, but I'll throw a few nickels at you, which should give you a fraction of an adderal tablet to help numb the pain and stop the shakes for a minute or so. Who else among we Kiwis and Lucas ALOGS will buy Lucas's tear vials. I will drink them in my morning coffee and chuckle.


Thank you for keeping everyone's morale up in the Great Retard War of '22. Semper Fi.

*you still owe us some art of fat Lucas!
 
So far Vaush has retweeted and backed her up on the use of the word retarded. As far as I know the troonsquad doesn't like him already, so he doesn't give a shit.

I so hope this is true. Keffals addiction arch destroying everything and becoming homeless would just be too funny, I might 41% myself from laughter if that happens.
With canadian social services, i highly doubt he would really go full homeless cause they do help by and large to prevent that. But it would be very fitting to see Keffals eating out of a trash can after what he did. I wonder where LFJ and Ben Collins are in all this?
 
Frens, please meet Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, the so-called father of anarchism.
I believe that most modern anarchists follow Mikhail Bakunin's flavor of the system focused on sovereign collectives rather than dismantling all social structures.

Imagine the face of the cloudflare guy that has to live with the fact that he was simping for a bootleg kiwi farmer
No need to imagine it:
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He always looks like this.
I would certainly warm up to Keffals if he said that Matthew Prince is a limp-dicked retard with no chin and severe case of hydrocephalus.
 
"M0MMYBIGDICK" who Keffals has been beefing with over the past 72 hours has seemingly revealed that Keffals has relapsed and is addicted to drugs again. Source: "people who know her IRL".
It explains the Reddit post though, Keffals originally brushed that off on stream as being posted at 3am whilst drunk, but maybe it wasn't alcohol that was impairing logic.

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So in the past few hours we've found out that Keffals seemingly is not only back abusing drugs but also potentially falling into a gambling addiction (I can understand following pro players but the website follows gives an indication it's not just watching, it's participating).
Keffals was nearly chain smoking on yesterdays stream also, I'd estimate about 5-6 in the stream, not that I'm going to go count.
I know it's been said ten billion times, but it's so funny to watch troons fight each other specifically because it's always 'rules for thee and not for me!' with them. imagine if, in his initial plebbit post, keffals had mentioned that 'mommybigdick' was actually a complete and utter smackhead on meth? these whiny babies would be AGHAST. how could he use such a thing against a poor innocent oppressed tranny! that's something you should NEVER use against someone!

but now the faggot on the opposite side of things is airing out keffals' addiction issues and apparent relapse - which is something you see some of these degenerates talking about CONSTANTLY, referring to it as yet another way the poor twanswomen are oppressed by the world and the state and society at large and a reason as to why they kill themselves so much - everyone is celebrating and laughing and pointing fingers. inch rest ink 🤔
 
I know it's been said ten billion times, but it's so funny to watch troons fight each other specifically because it's always 'rules for thee and not for me!' with them. imagine if, in his initial plebbit post, keffals had mentioned that 'mommybigdick' was actually a complete and utter smackhead on meth? these whiny babies would be AGHAST. how could he use such a thing against a poor innocent oppressed tranny! that's something you should NEVER use against someone!

but now the faggot on the opposite side of things is airing out keffals' addiction issues and apparent relapse - which is something you see some of these degenerates talking about CONSTANTLY, referring to it as yet another way the poor twanswomen are oppressed by the world and the state and society at large and a reason as to why they kill themselves so much - everyone is celebrating and laughing and pointing fingers. inch rest ink 🤔
Actually, it's quite the opposite. Some Twitter users are pushing back against Sasha.

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So did Keffal's shitty little corner of reddit actually deliver on their dox requests? A lot of people like to play at being "Hackerman" or act like they're detectives, not alot actually put their dono-dollars into Spokeo or Intellius and do the work involved & get real results. I can't imagine Lucas has attracted anyone with a crumb of talent or skill into their audience.
No. The mods of his subreddit turned on him and deleted his post, and the comments before it was deleted were calling him a hypocrite. The best he managed to get, was screencaps of the guy he was trying to dox being a creepy weirdo in Twitter DMs to another tranny. Lucas is now trying to spin this as the guy "verging on the behaviour of a sexual predator" to try and cover the embarrassing failure of his personal army request.
 
I love it that he is so triggered by us doxing people, but when he does it it's not "doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing" and we are evil for even calling it doxing.

No clue what he wants to call the piece of gayops he's trying to get going on Reddit, but it looks a whole lot like "pls dox this person i don't like for me uWu".

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Found the reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/keffals/comments/115ak8e/lore_request_mommybigdick/ (Archive), quick selection of random comments in his gayops thread, even his faggot Reddit fanbois don't agree with doxing requests:

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The Era of the Gay Ops return. Reminds of me of the Liberalists vs Edgytube (Metokur, Ralph, Andy et al versus Sargon and his dumb friends). We can only hope we get anything nearly as hilarious as Patebin, etc.
 
with the new accusations of keffals being a coke head expect him to try and spin it to gain sympathy in some way. especially if it gains traction at all on twitter. i can already see the twitter posts of him blaming all his behavior on the drugs which he started taking due to the severe levels of stress he was under while being attacked by the scary kiwi people. for some people that will be all it takes to get back on the support train but it would also open up even more options for infighting.
 
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