Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[SteveGoatman]

Look at those plans! What the fuck is wrong with that shared bathroom? Why is the only emergency exit trapped behind it? A theater/entertainment/pool/arcade room? A kitchen? Is this a brothel or a poorly-planned college dorm?

I like the "Piano" addition...how classy. Maybe the person playing it is wearing a tuxedo and has a bowl to gather tips in? I mean, if you're trying to attract upscale clientele you can't have music playing over a sound system, it MUST be live. Maybe if the customers are lucky Crusty Rusty will occasionally cut in and favor them with a few tunes? Just imagine visiting, wooing a smoking hot 10 (hooker) while Hustle Greer tickles the ol' ivories? What a memorable moment.

Also...pardon my ignorance...but if you were actually serious about being an actor or involved in movies/TV etc, do they do any of that kind of work in Vegas? I mean, I'm sure some things film in Vegas and surrounding area, but as far as actually get cast in something etc do they have that too? This ties into my continuing amusement of him moving to Vegas as opposed to LA or something similar that almost assuredly offers way more opportunities (and yes, also way more competition).

 

[Niall Meanwhile]

I don't believe Russ ever lived in an actual dorm. As I recall, he lived in a normal apartment while he was Discount Business College. That blueprint looks like a dorm someone who's never been in a dorm thinks dorms look like. Also, nobody under the age of 30 is gonna appreciate an arcade room.

Don't know if he's ever referred to his living arrangements during his mission, but as far as I'm aware LDS missionaries usually sleep in dorms or other shared accommodations of the sort, right?

And let me assure you, a fair chunk of under-30s will appreciate an arcade alright. I don't think there's a big overlap between those who will and those who patronise fine establishments such as Rusty's though.

And even if there is, can you picture literally anyone, from any background and age group, using an arcade room in the foyer of a fucking whorehouse for its intended purpose? The whole thing sounds like something straight out of a missing scene from "Dude Where's My Car" that the directors decided to delete from the final cut for being too stupid and pointless.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Also...pardon my ignorane...but if you were actually serious about being an actor or involved in movies/TV etc, do they do any of that kind of work in Vegas? I mean, I'm sure some things film in Vegas and surrounding area, but as far as actually get cast in something etc do they have that too? This ties into my continuing amusement of him moving to Vegas as opposed to LA or something similar that almost assuredly offers way more opportunities (and yes, also way more competition).

He moved to Vegas solely because the winner of the season of AGT he auditioned for got a residency in Vegas and he thought he if he already lived there, the judges would be more inclined to pick him as the winner. Seriously. That was his thinking.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

So much going on here!

I love the distinction between "male" and "girl". Not female, not woman, but girl. Usually it's the other way, man vs female, but there's definitely some Psychological Implication there.

P.S. Why do two girls at the top share a bathroom but one girl and the gay male get their own private bathrooms?

Because the lucky Girl who gets her own bathroom is Russ's favorite. Perks of servicing the boss regularly and being his girlfriend include her very own bathroom.

He only plans on hiring four prostitutes? That's not going to draw in the big bucks, Russell. Even the most low-effort, trucker-oriented of the Nevada brothels have six or seven whores on staff. Four (three women) are just not enough.

Who's going to want to play Galaga in a whorehouse?

 

[The Dude]

I hate to break it to Russhole, but in regards to the whole "ghoulish monster" thing...that isn't an act. That's who Russ really is. He's just blind to it due to crippling narcissism.

 

[SamTheEagle]

Don't know if he's ever referred to his living arrangements during his mission, but as far as I'm aware LDS missionaries usually sleep in dorms or other shared accommodations of the sort, right?

The Missionary Training Centers use dorm rooms, but the actual mission fields themselves generally put missionaries in regular apartments. A bit less common but not unheard of is local Church members letting the missionaries have a room or something in their home or property.

 

[Poop Shoot]

The girls aren’t going to want to fuck the customers in the rooms they actually live in.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Because the lucky Girl who gets her own bathroom is Russ's favorite. Perks of servicing the boss regularly and being his girlfriend include her very own bathroom.

Never mind that. Why are there no showers?

Now, I'm not a hooker. But if I were, I would want there to be showers involved at some point. Several points, actually. And I would imagine the customers might appreciate that as well.

But no, instead we get some sort of Escherian entertainment room contained within a theater room next to the arcade room and near the piano. And the Girl Directory System, like you're walking into a fucking mall. Priorities! We can listen to Russ slam his misshapen hands onto the piano keys in the, uh, Mingle Area, and then watch his latest movie.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Russell's dream of owning a brothel has been compared to a child wanting to own a candy shop, and the comparison really shows with Russell only offering straight female or gay male prostitutes, almost as if HE has no use for lesbians or straight men.

I guess you're out of luck if you're a lesbian wanting a lesbian prostitute or a straight woman wanting a straight male prostitute, but a chad getting paid to fuck would make Russell too jealous. All those women walking up to Russell at the front desk saying "Here's another $$$$ for Chad, the one with chiseled abs and a big dick! How far in advance do I have to set my reservation?"

His dream layout for the Mile High Neon honestly looks like a the future liberals want meme with it's layout of "Whoring our your 18 year old daughter room, whoring our your 18 year old daughter room, whoring out your 18 year old daughter room, gay male room.
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P.S. Why do two girls at the top share a bathroom but one girl and the gay male get their own private bathrooms?

He really should give up on his Hollywood fame and fortune dreams and become a 90's Videogame Developer. Can you imagine how good he would do when he releases SimWhore! "Build your perfect Whorehouse. Balance the Books. Pimp Slap the uppity Bitches. Live life like a King!"

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"Build your perfect Whorehouse. Balance the Books. Pimp Slap the uppity Bitches. Live life like a King!"

"Suck me my penis!"

 

[PBR Streetgang]

No joke, it had been a while since I'd checked up on this thread, and for the life of me I could not remember Greer's name. So I just did a search for "slobber."

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

No joke, it had been a while since I'd checked up on this thread, and for the life of me I could not remember Greer's name. So I just did a search for "slobber."

"Pipsqueak" also works, I don't think other cows are associated with that.

 

[Drowningman]

He posted on the other account of DBC_YUNA , it seems the other Japanese Cheerleader dosen't answer his " I love you " posts.
So here we go with desperation Russ.

 

[Russketeer]

I think Russ is decades behind the times with his Brothel Resort idea. NV Legal brothels peaked at 34 in the 80s and tend to hover around 21 if that nowadays. His recently-ish visited Sherri's in Pahrump that already tries/tried to differentiate itself as Resort since the late 90s early 00s (pools, tennis, hotel, ect). During the 90s when the Madam book was written about Sherri's the resort part was being built out and they had and used a helicopter pad (long abandoned) to bring men from Vegas faster (read 2007 updated edition of Madam, madams, SW, and customers are as entertainingly retarded and flawed as one would guess). Sounds like back in the day they were BUSY.

Then it hit me the world and the market has changed. Vegas conventions are not almost entirely men like the 90s (hello CES that evolved to CES/AVN just accidentally always being at the same time) prostitution and gambling are everywhere (even if illegal) and internet prostitution is convenient and discreet. I bet brothels were lucrative then, I doubt they are fortune makers now. I don't understand how Nevada legal brothels manage to stay afloat now but they quietly do and the shitbox rural area they are located in desperately need and benefit from they taxes and fees from the brothels (Sherri's saved Nye county meals on wheels for $7,000 back in the 2000s). It does seem like they aren't as accepting of low money customers now sorry Russ.

Russ wanting $100M to build 10 brothels in 4 years is beyond ridiculous. His best shot would have been making a move toward Hof's Love Ranch in Crystal, NV (a bit more than an hour from Vegas) when it went up for sale in August 2022 for $1.2M it sold October 2022 for $1.3M and is still permanently closed (since Hof died there 201, the buyer has announced zero plans to reopen and it's speculation that it could end up a brothel, a hemp farm, an RV park, or a housing development (my guess is it will be a trailer park).

Brothels are almost a nonentity for people that live in or visit NV. In over 15 years the most evidence of brothels existing I've seen with my own eyes were print ads in classified sections of newspapers and a single billboard between Vegas and Nye county during the pandemic advertising the Chicken Ranch as a brothel history museum (Brothels normally are severely restricted on how and where they can advertise and the billboard wouldn't have been allowed had it been for a then currently operating brothel).

Brothels mostly seem to be the domain of real estate investors that don't mind a little sleaze and a bit of risk in the name of diversifying holdings.

I love how he thinks he can take on Uber and Lyft and he is so stuck on calling a transportation system Cart (C.A.R.T. and Cart U). Does he not realize many people have thought they could out Uber/Lyft Uber and Lyft. Those big players are pretty much just bleeding money in the hopes they can replace independent contractors with robots anyway. So it's not a game to play unless you have buckets of money to burn.

 

[CrossedTubes]

Could it be that Russ stopped developing somewhere in the 1990s, and his worldview is permanently stuck there?

 

[DrJonesHat]

He really should give up on his Hollywood fame and fortune dreams and become a 90's Videogame Developer. Can you imagine how good he would do when he releases SimWhore! "Build your perfect Whorehouse. Balance the Books. Pimp Slap the uppity Bitches. Live life like a King!"

*fires up Unity and gets to work*

@Russketeer Russ thinks everyone holds prostitution in the same awe-filled reverence as he does, so your very good points will sail right over his head. And as you said, the brothels are dying. Decriminalization is building in popularity, and I'm pretty sure we'll see FOSTA/SESTA repealed in the next few years, so sex workers can advertise and screen clients again. I hope the Rate-A-John sites come back, as they were very helpful in decreasing risk to sex workers. Also, Russ got labeled as timewaster and freebie seeker on one, and if they were legal again, I'm sure he'd be famous, just not the way he wants. Also, he's terrified of decriminalization, because it cuts out the pimp/madame, and the women themselves choose/reject clients with no one for Russ to appeal to when he gets turned down. We've seen what happens when a woman defies his wishes and there's no man for him to complain to and demand he make the woman "behave."

 

[Schwarzwald]

I think Russ is decades behind the times with his Brothel Resort idea. NV Legal brothels peaked at 34 in the 80s and tend to hover around 21 if that nowadays. His recently-ish visited Sherri's in Pahrump that already tries/tried to differentiate itself as Resort since the late 90s early 00s (pools, tennis, hotel, ect). During the 90s when the Madam book was written about Sherri's the resort part was being built out and they had and used a helicopter pad (long abandoned) to bring men from Vegas faster (read 2007 updated edition of Madam, madams, SW, and customers are as entertainingly retarded and flawed as one would guess). Sounds like back in the day they were BUSY.

Then it hit me the world and the market has changed. Vegas conventions are not almost entirely men like the 90s (hello CES that evolved to CES/AVN just accidentally always being at the same time) prostitution and gambling are everywhere (even if illegal) and internet prostitution is convenient and discreet. I bet brothels were lucrative then, I doubt they are fortune makers now. I don't understand how Nevada legal brothels manage to stay afloat now but they quietly do and the shitbox rural area they are located in desperately need and benefit from they taxes and fees from the brothels (Sherri's saved Nye county meals on wheels for $7,000 back in the 2000s). It does seem like they aren't as accepting of low money customers now sorry Russ.

Russ wanting $100M to build 10 brothels in 4 years is beyond ridiculous. His best shot would have been making a move toward Hof's Love Ranch in Crystal, NV (a bit more than an hour from Vegas) when it went up for sale in August 2022 for $1.2M it sold October 2022 for $1.3M and is still permanently closed (since Hof died there 201, the buyer has announced zero plans to reopen and it's speculation that it could end up a brothel, a hemp farm, an RV park, or a housing development (my guess is it will be a trailer park).

Brothels are almost a nonentity for people that live in or visit NV. In over 15 years the most evidence of brothels existing I've seen with my own eyes were print ads in classified sections of newspapers and a single billboard between Vegas and Nye county during the pandemic advertising the Chicken Ranch as a brothel history museum (Brothels normally are severely restricted on how and where they can advertise and the billboard wouldn't have been allowed had it been for a then currently operating brothel).

Brothels mostly seem to be the domain of real estate investors that don't mind a little sleaze and a bit of risk in the name of diversifying holdings.

I love how he thinks he can take on Uber and Lyft and he is so stuck on calling a transportation system Cart (C.A.R.T. and Cart U). Does he not realize many people have thought they could out Uber/Lyft Uber and Lyft. Those big players are pretty much just bleeding money in the hopes they can replace independent contractors with robots anyway. So it's not a game to play unless you have buckets of money to burn.

I don't know if I should be impressed or disgusted by the depth and breadth of your knowledge of brothels.

 

[Russketeer]

I don't know if I should be impressed or disgusted by the depth and breadth of your knowledge of brothels.

Don't worry fren I was frightened too! I've never been to one and never want to go. I read Madam at random when I was younger. I'm just a VERY intense hospitality/tourism sperg (I can go way more in depth on casino and amusement industry stuff) and a dedicated Russ-torian. Plus I'm good at Internet research.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Don't worry fren I was frightened too! I've never been to one and never want to go. I read Madam at random when I was younger. I'm just a VERY intense hospitality/tourism sperg (I can go way more in depth on casino and amusement industry stuff) and a dedicated Russ-torian. Plus I'm good at Internet research.

Can you recommend a vacation destination where I won't run into anyone like Russ at all? Should I just hole up in a fortified compound and await the Second Coming?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

This building plan is better off used as a pit stop motel. Fit all the rooms with CRT TVs, lock and key doors, a snack bar alongside the arcade, and actually have bathrooms and showers installed in the rooms. To really emphasize the bleakness, incorporate music that is no longer current. Brothels are a dying breed, and should be left to die out.